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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 14h
Night #9: The Body (2018). Clever execution on the absurdity of a serial killer dragging a dead body around at night while in plain sight. Enjoyed the amusing character interactions, sharp dialogue, and gore effects which were quite decent. A Halloween night to remember. #31DoNXVIII
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stop motion Deadite decay in EVIL DEAD
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Night #8: Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985). Blood, babes & Christopher Lee chillin' in a 1980s punk/goth club just to name a few highlights. Tons of fun all around with quality practical effects to boot. Does not take itself seriously at any point and has no reason to. #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Night #7: Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018). More of the same from the first chapter with a couple of genuinely creepy moments. Found footage flicks never get old IMO. Will probably watch all five LLC chapters at some point. #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Night #6: Trucks (1997). When vehicles attack! Maximum Overdrive with the tone of Tremors. A fun ride although it tends to drag at times when character development is provided that is neither intriguing nor serves the plot. Regardless, Mailman vs. Tonka truck delivered in spades. #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night #5: Wrong Turn (2021). Starts out feeling like the original "The Hills Have Eyes" but then takes a right turn to social commentary that cleverly updates the 2003 original. Riveting third act is bookended by a conclusion that is quite the stretch logically but satisfying nonetheless #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night #4: Subspecies (1991). Delightful vampiric tale which also apparently serves as the first chapter of a trilogy? The intense "Wicker Man"style costumed parade march was amusing and some quality low budget gore during the finale hit the mark. #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night #3: Theatre of Blood (1973). The 🐐 actor Vincent Price at the height of his performative thespian powers. The meticulously orchestrated Shakespearian revenge murders are enjoyable to watch unfold. Technically a rewatch from 31DoN3 way back in Shocktober of 2011. #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night #2: The Pit (1981). "Jamie wouldn't kill anyone...unless Teddy told him to!" Curious oddity with a creepy VHS cover and tagline that I vividly remember giggling about while perusing the video store shelves as a kid. Literally feeding the trolls to absurdly entertaining results. #31DoNXVIII
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juanzaa @juanzaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night #1: Lost Highway (1997). Welcome to the 18th edition of "31 Days of Night"! First rewatch of this majestically incoherent masterpiece in 13+ years via @criterionchannl.bsky.social. The mind remembers things the way it wants to. David Lynch is missed immensely. Happy #Shocktober! #31DoNXVIII
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best new songs of 2026 are unheard, half-century-old tracks that Stevie Wonder recorded during the "Songs in the Key of Life" sessions. DJ Short goes deep on this peek into Wonder's vault. www.powmag.net/p/the-lost-s...
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The Lost Stevie Wonder Sessions
Fifty years after Songs In The Key Of Life, four songs from Stevie Wonder’s famously impenetrable vault have been made public.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was one of the greatest high-flyers of all time, one of the greatest technicians I've ever seen, an unbelievable athlete, and someone who could wrestle as tough and gritty as anyone. Could talk, had great presence. He made you want to believe. He was a special talent.
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 28/09/2026
The thing I'll remember most about Ben is how kind and fun he was with my kids when I'd bring them around. Ben was a generational talent inside the ring and a great dude outside of it. May you rest in and may your family find peace. ❤️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

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Cineau @cineau74.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday Sift
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DVD Menus @dvdmenus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
High Tension (Film / DVD: 2003)
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#OnThisDay September 19, 1994, #TheSimpsons began airing in syndication. Local Fox stations aired repeats 5 days a week, sometimes up to 5 times a day, aiding in every Simpsons nerd's ability to commit entire classic episodes to memory for the rest of their lives.
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Charlie Hunter playing D'Angelo's "The Root," wielding a a custom 8-string bass/guitar combo – the upper 3 strings are bass and the bottom 5 guitar–allowing Hunter to play both parts simultaneously He co-wrote it w/ D’Angelo after jamming together to Jimi Hendrix songs during the “Voodoo” sessions
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Timeproof Games @timeproof.games · 16/09/2026
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Arcade, Konami, 1989)
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
VIDEODROME (1983)
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is possible to use a The Legend of Zelda cartridge to unlock the world selection option in Super Mario Bros., by swapping the cartridges without turning off the NES and performing specific actions in The Legend of Zelda before swapping back.
How to use The Legend of Zelda to unlock a world selection option in Super Mario Bros.
First, start up the Super Mario Bros. cartridge. This is necessary to set memory address 07FF to the value A5. TLOZ will not overwrite it, and SMB will need it to be A5 later.
Cartridge swap Super Mario Bros. to The Legend of Zelda. Do not turn off the power, instead just swap the cartridges and use Reset to make the console start the new game. TLOZ will be used to write a specific value to memory.
Start a new file and buy the blue candle.* You will need literally no other item, just the 60 rupees to buy it.
This is used to access the Level 8 dungeon. *Go right one screen, up two screens, and right six screens from the start to find the shop that sells it.
With the blue candle, open up Level 8**, and go to the room directly left of the entrance. This sets memory address 07FC to 20, which unlocks the level select in SMB.
**Go left one screen and down one screen from the blue candle shop and burn the conspicuous single tree.
Cartridge swap back to Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. will look for A5 at 07FF, which it set itself earlier, and 20 at 07FC, which The Legend of Zelda just set, to unlock the level select.
Now, pressing B on the title screen will cycle through all worlds, allowing you to start the game on any of them, e.g. World 8-1. This would normally be accessed by beating the game, but this trick bypasses it.
For more details and an in-depth explanation, please see the video by YouTube user @MrCheeze at youtu.be/Ie_gyHG8hAU
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
this man and his chin have given me so much joy in movies and tv over the years cancer can go to hell, man
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Army Of Darkness Bruce Campbell
Alt: Army Of Darkness Bruce Campbell gif of him saying “Klaatu… Verata…”
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Inspectah Deck breaks down his classic records from "C.R.E.A.M." to "Triumph," “R.E.C. Room” and "Tru Master," "Tres Leches" to the new Czarface. By @sonraw.bsky.social www.powmag.net/p/inspectah-...
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Inspectah Deck Reveals the Secrets of His Classic Records
In the latest edition of My Collection, the Wu-Tan linchpin breaks down the secret history of his storied catalog.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 31/08/2026
Stephen King is often credited with destroying the clown industry, reframing once friendly figures as sinister killers in disguise. But let's be real. Tim Curry's Pennywise is the reason clowns still scare us to this day: bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
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Tim Curry's Pennywise Is The Reason Clowns Still Scare Us
Tim Curry’s phenomenal performance as Pennywise the Dancing Clown in Stephen King's It miniseries remains nightmare fuel.
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Kaz @kazlefay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know how everything bad gets blamed on video games & the internet? I have a theory that it’s golf destroying our society. Few activities have such an outsized effect on the environment, public health and epitomizing the corruption of wealth & privilege. Limit and restrict access to golf.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A 1993 Kellogg's Apple Jacks promotion for Super Mario Land 2 contained a score sheet for the game, to "keep track of points". Somehow they missed the fact that the game does not have a score system, rendering the sheet profoundly absurd and, fittingly, completely pointless.
This is a 1993 official Kellogg's Apple Jacks/Super Mario Land 2 promotion.
It contains a score sheet for the game. "Keep track of the points you earn", it says.
"SUPER MARIO LAND 20: 6 GOLDEN COINS
While you're helping Mario track down the six golden coins, keep track of the points you earn in each zone of Mario Land."
Super Mario Land 2 does not have a score system.
Like Super Mario Bros. 2 before it, or Super Mario 3D Land and Super Mario Bros. Wonder after it, it simply does not have "points".
If the writer somehow meant something else the game does track, like coins or enemies defeated, this is a failure of communication as the game or its manual do not call them "points", nor do they function as a score in the way points do in other Mario games.
It is much more likely that the writer simply assumed that all Mario games have points, and did not check the specific game in question.
Source: eBay user "altaircollectibles", ebay.com/itm/178239934327
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
letters, question of the moment, excerpt, electronic gaming monthly, magazine (1999) archive.org/details/elec...
header (magazine question to readers):
donkey kong...nintendo savior or just another franchise character?
body of text (answer):
f**k that big, hairy loser. he's just another f**king franchise figure in the stupid world of nintendo. if anyone's cool over there at "n" world, it's samus (metroid) and mega man. that's it. f**k link and his puberty problems, f**k mario and luigi, and f**k this pokémon
s**t.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stephen King's IT (1990)
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.
The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢 (𝟷𝟿𝟺𝟼 ~ 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼) 🖤
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP, Tim Curry. My all-time favorite actor. Just made absolute magic out of every role, big or small, no matter how preposterous some of his characters must've looked on paper. So many of my favorite films featured him, and they were my favorite films *because* of him. Legend!! 💔
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is credited in at least 37 research papers on the COVID vaccine, including the first phase I trial results published in the New England Journal of Medicine in 2020.
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Mark Jones @markjonesmotion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fun fact: Dolly Parton spent decades quietly funding band uniforms and instruments at Black high schools across the South - never once putting her name on it. No headlines, no fanfare — just help, given because it was needed. Wonderful Heart ♥️ RIP Dolly ❤️
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We'll never see another Dolly Parton: unanimously beloved by teens & geriatrics, country obsessives & twang atheists, rural evangelists & bohemian cynics. Blessed w/ the emotional depth, charm & songwriting gift to induce tears, laughs & joy. The last American we could agree on.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
97 years ago today, ‘The Skeleton Dance’ released in theaters.
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Gountro (comms open) @gountro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
annual reminder that neo turf masters is the best game ever made
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Timeproof Games @timeproof.games · 21/08/2026
Def Jam: Fight for NY (PlayStation 2, AKI Corporation / EA, 2004)
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