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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great teams taunt
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Alligator coming out of the water with the words “he is about to commit a federal crime (he cannot be stopped)” over them
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think I came up with a solution that will make everyone happy
A map showing Lake Ontario but with the name changed to "Lake 420 blaze that shit every day lolllllzz 🔥 🔥 "
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
diagram showing the eyes receiving visual data (the abbreviation "USMNT") and the brain's output of the same data ("United States Mutant Ninja Turtles")
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/06/2026
Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler theonion.com/dad-s-eyes-well-up-at-…
Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 12/05/2026
Th0masbahama: wizard country song about drinking potions of forgetting
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com
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Anthony—The Medicine & Justice Project @ajbsaysthings.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"You know who else pivoted a table?"
Signage for "Excel Church"
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’ve got to find a better place to keep my stuff than the global economy
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/03/2026
They’re pulling federal funding from anyone who calls it “criss cross applesauce” when you sit that way instead of the other thing
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Putting away Christmas decorations in a way that makes perfect sense today but that will be completely inscrutable to me in about 11 months
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Finished the last big work thing I think I need done for the year. Now the annual 24 hours of panicking that I’m forgetting something that will spring up and ruin the holidays.
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I don’t know what happens after we die, but if I ever put something like this in writing, I would have genuine concern about St Peter showing it to me on an iPad one day.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
love my team, fire my coach, in all kinds of weather, goddamn
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frielf @goblin.fans · 28/09/2025
gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My dad fought in the Pacific, came home and managed department stores and didn’t talk about it for the next 60 years except to say that he thought Douglas Macarthur was a preening showboat.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Don’t really appreciate your tone
We can’t all be Soviet Union jeopardy champions.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
at the height of the civil war in sierra leone, conflict labubus or "blood labubus" made up four percent of the world’s supply
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Florida State has to play every other team. Highest margin of victory is the national champion. Other teams can play each other but they are exhibition or rivalry games.
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Having a newborn was magical and beautiful and also if a government put me through the sleep deprivation my kids did, I would be on the phone with Amnesty International
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Stepping dead center on a giant dog turd sitting on the sidewalk and instantly being like "the left's silence on this speaks volumes."
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Compulsory national draft, except it’s working at a Sizzler for a year.
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
They should let you open the airplane windows a tiny bit. I bet that would feel amazing.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
One of the hardest flexes of all time. Imagine the feeling. Chilling with the most decadent nobles in Europe and showing up to the gambling table with a fat roast beef on rye, plenty of horseradish and white onions. Oh you guys stop gambling to eat? Sorry boys, these hands are simply too hot rn
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Doing a sick handbrake J turn to keep my Teams light green
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
United Fruit got to overthrow countries as a little treat to keep the bananas flowing and now Apple gets to sidestep a trade war as a little treat to keep the iPhones flowing. We always help a company named after fruit but who it is changes.
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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Go Gators!
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well ahead of schedule
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 05/04/2025
We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
[text from the Declaration of Independence]

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 04/04/2025
Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket! Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Coping by thinking of the more entertaining ways I could have blown the amount I’ve lost in the market in 48 hours. So many jet skis.
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fascist Scott’s Tots
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
but black dynamite, i participate in the economy
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Would not have guessed that my life would end up being objectively better than the world’s richest man
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
happy super bowl to all
tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021:

“the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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JTGator @jtgator813.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Somberly: “Doink”
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