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@jsl.ee
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Random meanderings. Electric motorcycle enthusiast. I like big knobs and I cannot lie.

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jslee @jsl.ee · 19h
🧵 everyone with a smart meter* We don’t all have them yet, and for older apartment buildings there can be difficult problems due to (good) recent law changes in NSW related to asbestos
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most important thing I learned in my 20s is that being smart doesn't make you special. Eventually you need to learn to try hard and to enjoy learning to do things you're not immediately good at. It turns out that the people who didn't learn this lesson were reading Harry Potter fanfic.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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jslee @jsl.ee · 25/09/2026
Nothing noteworthy here. It was merely adding a few new items on its own criminal record. Polite! Efficient!
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jslee @jsl.ee · 25/09/2026
More of them should play #cyberpunk2077 and have a good hard look at themselves and where they’re encouraging/allowing things to go m.youtube.com/shorts/N9pek...
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Johnny legendary speech about corporations #shorts #cyberpunk
YouTube video by Broken Player
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every restaurant website is now an ARG where you have to find 5 secret clues leading to a location where you have to solve a puzzle leading to a second location where you have to remove a man's teeth with pliers and then he makes you scan a QR code to solve a riddle to finally get the menu
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latestarter99.bsky.social @latestarter99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey @albomp.bsky.social , if I hacked the Medicare website, would you be "concerned", or would you throw me in jail. Standards matter. #auspol #ai
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Penny Allman-Payne @pennyallmanpayne.com · 24/09/2026
This is your brain on neoliberalism: the problem isn't that your wages are falling and big corporations are gouging you for every cent, the problem is that you're just not comparing prices enough!
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would you trust an industry founded on theft to self-regulate?
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jslee @jsl.ee · 23/09/2026
eBay garbage, do not buy. CE04 doesn't even have an ignition key thingy; it stays in your pocket. You never actually use it unless you also get the matching lockable luggage #motosky
eBay listing for a glow-in-the-dark sticker to help you find the ignition key spot on your CE04 that doesn't even exist
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jslee @jsl.ee · 23/09/2026
This latest development in the Fender-being-morons saga is *chef's kiss* For once the video thumbnail is genuinely not clickbait — PRS really *are* doing a collab special edition of their Silver Sky model, with Land Rover Defender branding on it. 5 stars. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdxx...
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PRS Just Went NUCLEAR on FENDER - the DEFENDER Silver Sky is NUTS
YouTube video by John Nathan Cordy
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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jslee @jsl.ee · 21/09/2026
Imagine if you’d listened to women who were saying this decades ago though www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Universal early childhood education better than baby bonus to increase Australia’s birthrate, Labor says
Intergenerational report predicts that in four decades’ time, more Australians will be dying than being born each year
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jslee @jsl.ee · 21/09/2026
@symbo1ics.bsky.social you know any web gadgets for identifying typefaces in a picture? I photographed this one recently because it reminded me of … something. Blade Runner, maybe. I found this typesetinthefuture.com/2016/06/19/b... But nothing in that (very detailed!) page seems to match :-(
A brick building with a large sign containing the text “38 CEDELL”
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 20/09/2026
My nan has dementia, and every day she meets my dog for the first time and falls in love with him over and over again.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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jslee @jsl.ee · 18/09/2026
Never thought the leopards would eat MY face! 😳
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███ACTED @vicjager.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So basically Canada's abusive ex is now threatening their new relationship because he can't control Canada anymore. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Trump threatens to stop trading with EU over ‘laughable’ membership offer to Canada
US president responds as Mark Carney seeks to move closer to Europe and diversify defence ties
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a functional democracy needs people who want to be free
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jslee @jsl.ee · 17/09/2026
Fin! Stray was a cool game. Maybe a little linear for my liking, but really good, no regrets. Also bleak.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 17/09/2026
Been playing Stray. Your character is a cat. It has a game mechanic where you can rub up against the legs of humanoid robots. There is a Steam achievement for doing this with 5 robots and only 1 in 4 players have it. Roleplaying? Never met him
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 01/08/2026
And here's the landlord hosing down the footpath in the middle of a heavy storm, because that's fucking normal.
Landlord trying to make the concrete grow.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 15/09/2026
Forced ? Like that Black Mirror episode?
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jslee @jsl.ee · 15/09/2026
The #cats seem to be enjoying their improved charging station. Had a custom cabinet made to sit behind the chair and match the window sill height. This should give them a most-of-the-day/all-year sunny spot.
Willie, a white/tabby shorthair cat, and Smoke, a dark brown medium hair cat, resting lazily on a dark green chair. Willie is mostly in the sun while Smoke is currently shaded. The chair faces away from a window. The custom cabinet is not directly visible but is covered in a plush folded blanket that is currently fully bathed in sun. Sheer white curtains partly enclose the blanket like a bower.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 15/09/2026
I will be mourning Edward Van Halen until my dying day. 🐐.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 14/09/2026
🧵 3 years 4 days / 14994km apart. BMW CE04 remains comfortably the greatest motorcycle for city usage that I have ever tried, and I have tried quite a few #motosky
BMW CE04 electric motorcycle parked at Dawes Point, next to the southwest pylon (out of frame) of the Sydney Harbor Bridge. It is night time and the lights of Luna Park can be seen on the other side of the harbour.BMW CE04 electric motorcycle parked at Dawes Point, next to the southwest pylon (out of frame) of the Sydney Harbor Bridge. It is day time and the sky is blue.
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 10/09/2026
Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...
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Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC
“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises…
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/09/2026
Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...
Albo purchases new iPhone after hearing it also folds under pressure - The Chaser
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jslee @jsl.ee · 11/09/2026
My neck hurts just looking at this
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
The Hellenist @The_Hellenist . 19h
Men must go on sex strike.
Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy.
Feminist women are undeserving of love.
Men must therefore go on sex strike.

NO SEX UNTIL YOU ABANDON FEMINISM
STRONG WOMEN BUILD NOTHING.
SUBMISSIVE WOMEN BUILD CIVILIZATION.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )
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commanderkiddie.bsky.social @commanderkiddie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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jslee @jsl.ee · 10/09/2026
This is the orange that the iPhone 17 Pro orange should have been. It’s so intensely orange that I’m not entirely sure if it’s orange or not
GameSir Tarantula 8K wired controller for PC, sitting on a Midnight-coloured M2 MacBook Air. It is violently orange.
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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nick McKim has torched Matt Canavan & Angus Taylor for their misogyny, ‘fueling the toxic manosphere”, ‘blaming women’ & making claims of ‘femisation of schools’ “What does that even mean?” “Real men don’t blame women when life gets tough.”💥💯
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Allison @zaelct.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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jslee @jsl.ee · 07/09/2026
Vote 1️⃣ Ban Leafblowers Party
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
touch grass is a psyop to convince us that grass lawns are a natural and acceptable form of groundcover. touch local flora. touch the face of someone who loves you. touch the edges of your own subjectivity. you are a bee, searching for the things that your body knows would be here, in a softer world
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Wolfy @wolfyd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They steal everything. 🤨
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10 months ago when Minister Bowen made this post affirming the facts of climate change to shame the moribund LNP, the @albomp.bsky.social govt was at 31 approvals of new/extension Coal & Gas projects Today, the the 94-seat, super-majority Albo govt is up to 🤬37🤬 approvals of Coal+Gas projects
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mel, binface’s knight 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
can’t believe ibm was this forward-thinking
IBM slide, 1979:
A TOUCHSCREEN CAN NEVER BE USED BLINDFOLDED
THEREFORE A TOUCHSCREEN MUST NEVER BE IN AN AUTOMOBILE 
(hastily photoshopped by me)
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Miriam Cosic @miriamcosic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem has died at 92. Every woman who now takes so many rights for granted must mourn her. My mother was unable to take out a personal loan without Dad's signature, tho she earned more than he did. She fought it, with his support, till she wore the bank down. Vale Gloria ...
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cha0s @anatolkirichenko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ed Husic's "accident" #auspol No mention of the truck driver that accidently crashed into him from behind.
Clash at ALP conference

Mr Husic was in the headlines just weeks ago after challenging the Prime Minister on Palestine at the ALP national conference.

He declared his former frontbench colleagues “can put me in the freezer, I don’t give a s**t” after he was blocked from bringing on a debate on Israel and Palestine.

But he was left isolated after factional powerbrokers applied pressure to scrap his motion.

It had sought to acknowledge “genocide” in the Gaza Strip and to establish formal diplomatic ties with Palestine.

Speaking at a press conference on the sidelines of the conference, he was asked if his former frontbench colleagues and the Prime Minister had frozen him out and gave a blunt answer.

“They can put me in the freezer. I don’t give a s**t,” the former Labor frontbencher said.

“I’m accountable for how I use my voice.”
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jslee @jsl.ee · 03/09/2026
I’m nearly out of Vegemite 😬 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcb-...
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Foreigner - Urgent (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Hoff Crab is neither a crab nor is it David Hasselhoff. It is a Yeti Crab, which is neither a Yeti nor a Crab but a sub-group of Squat Lobsters, which are not lobsters, they're Anomurans, like Mole Crabs, which are neither moles, nor crabs.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/09/2026
garfield 'wonder who that's about' meme
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