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Dasha Sierra

@dashasierra.com
1.5K followers 632 following 8.4K posts

🇫🇷 je suis française 🇦🇺 residing within miniskirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer pls address me as mademoiselle There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, go elsewhere. twitch.tv/dashasierra I do not read DMs.

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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 13h
Never thought I'd describe a toasted sandwich as "divine", yet here we are. In other news, pool lights getting installed on Friday! Whooop!
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 29/09/2026
I'm horny. Shoot your Borg nanites inside me! That's how it works, right?
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 29/09/2026
Reposting because I love a good humble brag. Nobody else that I know of has a (real) plane named after them. Especially not one quite as retro-sexy as this one.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 28/09/2026
Great news! The FedEx MD-11 named after me has been put back into service. (and yes that's my name written under the cockpit window) Fly you gorgeous three engined hell cat! 💕
N591FE, FedEx MD-11.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 28/09/2026
I definitely need a Gen X in this house.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 26/09/2026
I went swimming for two hours today. I'm slightly sunburned, someone come rub aloe gel into my body. 🥺🙏🏻
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 26/09/2026
Booked my first ever business class trip. I'm going to thot that cabin up so fucking hard. Going to get lots of business class snacks and go give them to my friends in economy. Going to cause a plane riot.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 25/09/2026
I want to have crazy sex with you right now. 💋
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 24/09/2026
I've been informed I live in an animated Disney Princess Movie; I am woken up by bird song every day at 5am. Like they don't just squawk and chirp... they *sing*. Guess I'm ok with it.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 24/09/2026
I'm trying to determine if I should give adventure game development another go. My skills have dramatically improved the last eight years, and I need to fill my hobby void.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 24/09/2026
Flo is laughing at my superpower, she wants to know how the fuck I do it. (And I'm not entirely sure tbh). My superpower sounds ordinary until you give it some thought: Every first decision I make, is always the right one. Never rethink it. The first one is always right. Every - Single - Time.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 23/09/2026
In unrelated news I made my therapist cry. Where's my fucking trophy. 🏆
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 23/09/2026
Why is there a delay when I disconnect a mobile phone call, and it says, "Hanging up..." for like a good couple seconds? What the fuck!? Just disconnect! There's a delay?? WHAT FOR! What we have to have a goodbye handshake now? Also do kids even understand why it's called, "hanging up"?
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 22/09/2026
I just got a quote to pull 63 hooks (the previous owners loved hooks!) and patch and spot prime the resulting holes. Not paint the walls, just prime the spots so we can repaint the house. The quote? $10,000. This guy must think I'm a fucking idiot. That's $158.73 per hook! Get the fuck off my lawn!
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 22/09/2026
I think I need to buy like a kneeling pillow or something I keep getting really bad bruises on my knees from... y'know, and I noticed people pointing and laughing at them today and it made me horny and now that I think about it why the fuck would I not want people laughing at my sex bruises.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 21/09/2026
This argument that we shouldn't use Chinese models because we cannot be sure they're not stealing code or corporate secrets, and instead use Copilot, Gemini, or Claude, is the most absurd thing I have to fight at work every single day. Srsly! You think American Corporations aren't stealing our IP!?
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 20/09/2026
I think I'm a terminator that isn't self aware. Dogs hate me and my body has so much metal that metal detectors blow up when I walk through them. Also my right eye is damaged from when I got shot in the head, and it glows red. Check out my selfies you'll see what I mean. And I fuck like a machine.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 19/09/2026
People would always tell me how rude people from Sydney were, and I never really understood what they were talking about. They're nice to me?? Then I moved out of the city. Oh... ok now I get it. The bar was so low I didn't realise I was surrounded by a bunch of cunts. Fuck you, Sydney. 🖕🏻
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 19/09/2026
And yes I am a nice young lady! Here's me rn, no makeup, no filter. Life is pretty good.
Dasha is watching TV.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 19/09/2026
Validation: Cab driver turned up at my mother's house asking if the phone he found in his cab "belongs to the nice young lady he dropped off an hour earlier". I'm telling you, this area I've moved to? I've accidentally stumbled across trans utopia and I'm never leaving. 🌈 And yes it was my phone.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 18/09/2026
Good time for a Weekend at Bernie's reboot, with Mitch McConnell as Bernie. I mean the guy is already half dead so it should make production fairly simple.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 16/09/2026
I made satay chicken and it was so good. Yes I'm a million years old, I don't care. Better than posts about American fucking politics.
Chicken satay with red bell peppers and white rice. White rice not pictured.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 14/09/2026
The top pig has written an opinion piece begging Australians to stop using illicit drugs because it's fuelling organised crime. The only reason it's fuelling it is because you're enforcing laws that shouldn't even exist. Legalise drugs, problem goes away. You lost the war on drugs. Get a real job.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 14/09/2026
I think I should wear this to the office. [Y]es/[H]ell Yes?
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 14/09/2026
Girl, long hair, short skirt. That's all it takes. 🤤 I'm a simple girl.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 13/09/2026
And one more time because it's fun to rub their noses in it. Hell that's what they do to the transes every single day. Not so fun when shoes on the other foot, is it?
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 13/09/2026
Whenever you travel somewhere for a well-earned holiday I recommend you leave on Monday. The psychological effects of doing something exciting on a Monday instead of making some rich asshole richer, will totally blow your mind and makes the trip a billion times better. Try it next time! You'll see.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 12/09/2026
And yes I realise this is all boring, petty, and stupid... But I really, really like to win.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 12/09/2026
I am a very competitive person. The oldies across the street threw down the gauntlet by trimming their plants and manicuring their lawn. I spent the whole day making my lawn and plants look even better than theirs. Suck it, boomers. Millennials even do your hobbies better than you. 😂
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 11/09/2026
I'm reposting this because suffer in your jocks, ass wipes. 🖕🏻
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 10/09/2026
The High Court of Australia has agreed: you cannot discriminate against any person based on their sex at birth and sex is variable. You cannot have a cis only club. There are no more avenues of appeal. So stop being assholes and leave the transes alone. I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 08/09/2026
Flo found a dead funnel web in the pool. Poor little fella had too much saltwater to drink I suppose. Anyway, used the leaf skimmer to trebuchet him right back into the forest. 🕷️ Wheeeee!!! 🕷️ And that's my Tuesday. Otherwise I am in an extremely bitchy mood and not a good conversationalist.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 07/09/2026
Nvidia driver updates *never* fix the problem.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 06/09/2026
Apparently you can hear me cumming from outside, even with the windows and doors closed, under the covers, while being smothered with a pillow. I didn't realise I was that much of a moaner, but there you go.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 05/09/2026
I dropped my phone down my cleavage and it took a photo on the way down. Enjoy.
Boobs.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 04/09/2026
Today's stupid award goes to Bunnings® Warehouse, who required an investigation to find out what happened to my same-day delivery as it didn't turn up. Turns out they forgot they don't offer same day delivery, but have it on their website and charge for it. What the fuck is going on in the world.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 04/09/2026
I have it under good advice that everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom. 🛎️🛎️
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 02/09/2026
Blackboards > whiteboards. And I will die on this hill. Enjoy your retina burning whiteboards, I'd rather chalkosis thanks very much.
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Skittles_Witch @skittleswitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She’s an 11
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 31/08/2026
She's a ten but her orgasm sounds like a Wilhelm scream.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 29/08/2026
I smell like saltwater swimming pool. I have nothing else to say.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 29/08/2026
Computers are binary machines. Things either work, or they don't. So why is it that when my card transaction is declined, saying "try it again", works every time? What happened the first time? Did a shark fart on an undersea cable? Are you using MySQL? What? How can software be THAT unreliable.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 28/08/2026
British people carpet their bathrooms, and sometimes kitchens and laundry too. YIKES. 🤯 And don't get me started on the British B&B where the shitter was in the wardrobe!?! Nobody expects to open a wardrobe to find grandpa dumping a steamer. Jesus Christ and you're worried bout transes in sport!?
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 26/08/2026
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 26/08/2026
Whenever I feel starved of affection, I go find some cops, then run past them as fast as I can, like really ridiculously fast. Thirty seconds later... cuddles!! 💜
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 26/08/2026
Here's my voice for the curious. I do not do Vocaroo.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 25/08/2026
It's an MD-11 postcard. I like this plane; she's crazy -- just like me!
An (almost) silhouette of Federal Express MD-11, N591FE. Background of a sunset blue, pink, yellow, and red sky.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 23/08/2026
Welcome to my new local, Shelly Beach!
Shelly Beach, looking south.
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 22/08/2026
I think I have a strawberry addiction. I eat them like hedonist bot eats grapes.
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Futurama: I Apologize For Nothing Quote
Alt: Futurama: I Apologise For Nothing
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Dasha Sierra @dashasierra.com · 20/08/2026
Oops. I cut our optical fibre by simply closing the uplink box after I replaced the router. 🤦🏼‍♀️ As soon as I closed the box the uplink light went red. I immediately said, "I'm bored". Since I run my own business I have a 4 hour restoration SLA. Dudes in my house at midnight fixing my fuck up. 🫣
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