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@jsl.ee
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Random meanderings. Electric motorcycle enthusiast. I like big knobs and I cannot lie.

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jslee @jsl.ee · 26/09/2026
That’s why we love ‘em innit You should be able to hear this photo 🤣 (it was beyond their scheduled snacktime)
A view over my shoulder of my cats on the floor behind me. Willie, the tabby, is sitting and giving me a meaningful look. Smoke, an impish dark brown medium hair cat, is up on her feet, facing my back, has motion blur, has a floofy swooshy tail, and is shouting at me
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jslee @jsl.ee · 25/09/2026
Reasonable. Guy is clearly wasting away. Second breakfast indicated. Also, the ear tufts! Magnificent! My previous tabby boi Monty had them too, but only tiny ones
Monty, a deceased tabby cat, standing upright on his haunches on an IKEA stool, with one front paw extended toward the camera and the other dangling at his side
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jslee @jsl.ee · 23/09/2026
eBay garbage, do not buy. CE04 doesn't even have an ignition key thingy; it stays in your pocket. You never actually use it unless you also get the matching lockable luggage #motosky
eBay listing for a glow-in-the-dark sticker to help you find the ignition key spot on your CE04 that doesn't even exist
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jslee @jsl.ee · 21/09/2026
@symbo1ics.bsky.social you know any web gadgets for identifying typefaces in a picture? I photographed this one recently because it reminded me of … something. Blade Runner, maybe. I found this typesetinthefuture.com/2016/06/19/b... But nothing in that (very detailed!) page seems to match :-(
A brick building with a large sign containing the text “38 CEDELL”
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jslee @jsl.ee · 15/09/2026
The #cats seem to be enjoying their improved charging station. Had a custom cabinet made to sit behind the chair and match the window sill height. This should give them a most-of-the-day/all-year sunny spot.
Willie, a white/tabby shorthair cat, and Smoke, a dark brown medium hair cat, resting lazily on a dark green chair. Willie is mostly in the sun while Smoke is currently shaded. The chair faces away from a window. The custom cabinet is not directly visible but is covered in a plush folded blanket that is currently fully bathed in sun. Sheer white curtains partly enclose the blanket like a bower.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 14/09/2026
🧵 3 years 4 days / 14994km apart. BMW CE04 remains comfortably the greatest motorcycle for city usage that I have ever tried, and I have tried quite a few #motosky
BMW CE04 electric motorcycle parked at Dawes Point, next to the southwest pylon (out of frame) of the Sydney Harbor Bridge. It is night time and the lights of Luna Park can be seen on the other side of the harbour.BMW CE04 electric motorcycle parked at Dawes Point, next to the southwest pylon (out of frame) of the Sydney Harbor Bridge. It is day time and the sky is blue.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 10/09/2026
This is the orange that the iPhone 17 Pro orange should have been. It’s so intensely orange that I’m not entirely sure if it’s orange or not
GameSir Tarantula 8K wired controller for PC, sitting on a Midnight-coloured M2 MacBook Air. It is violently orange.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 07/09/2026
Is that a Nagra tape deck???
Annotated version of image shared by OP: oval dining table, six chairs, and a sideboard/shelving unit in the background with many assorted items. A pink arrow points at the item in question
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jslee @jsl.ee · 01/09/2026
Uppercat and lowercat #cats
Willie, a white/tabby short-hair cat, sitting on an IKEA POÄNG chair. Smoke, a very dark brown medium-hair cat, is lurking on the floor underneath the chair
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jslee @jsl.ee · 26/08/2026
I have work to do but apparently being a heated cat bed is more important #cats
Smoke, a dark brown medium hair cat, reclined across my chest with her head on my shoulder. She is purring steadily and quite relaxed. Her hair is all floofy. One side of my face is visible and I am pretending to be perplexed
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jslee @jsl.ee · 22/08/2026
old pic from before it was sold to developers and ruined. The Sirius apartments in their original, unruined form was wonderful, one of my favourite #Sydney buildings
The iconic Sirius apartments adjacent to the southern end of the Sydney Harbour Bridge. It is a classic brutalist design, all rectangles with inset windows. It appears as one building but is composed of several vertical "stacks" of apartments, and the stacks are not all equal height, so the top is stepped. The rooftop appears to have gardens
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jslee @jsl.ee · 18/08/2026
An exclusive Yaiba Muramasa motorcycle featuring the even more exclusive “hotdog stand” paint option #cyberpunk2077
A parked Yaiba Muramasa motorcycle in a bright red/yellow colour scheme intended as a tribute to the Microsoft Windows 3.1 colour scheme named Hotdog Stand
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jslee @jsl.ee · 18/08/2026
Classic goose meme. The goose is asking how many widows will be affected
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jslee @jsl.ee · 14/08/2026
V & Johnny delivering packages again (Dedara’s truck sim mod). This little babby truck might be my favourite vehicle in the game. #cyberpunk2077
Cyberpunk 2077 photo mode snap of V & Johnny in the baby Kaukaz delivery truck,  going way too fast down the big hill in Watson, toward Kabuki. It is raining hard but there is some sun peeking through and so everything is a greenish-yellow tint
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jslee @jsl.ee · 14/08/2026
Jerk birb having a chip #straya
A sulphur-crested cockatoo calmly sitting on a low green fence outside a church. It has one foot raised halfway to its beak, holding a potato chip that had been slowly eating in small dainty nibbles
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jslee @jsl.ee · 13/08/2026
Dope mural found inside the unfinished casino in Dogtown, in #cyberpunk2077 LMK if you want the 4K PNG version, it’s nice wallpaper IMO
A rust-coloured concrete wall with a large mural of a brain wrapped in what looks like a net of bright and multi-coloured thick cord. At the bottom of the wall are some small struggling plants.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 12/08/2026
they saw a huge sign that says "OY CUNTS, I'M A FUCKEN PLANET"
YouTube thumbnail that has two images of (I guess?) Pluto with TV-style heading "BREAKING NEWS NASA IN PANIC!" and the caption "James Webb Just Saw Something Impossible On Pluto — Scientists Are Stunned"
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jslee @jsl.ee · 09/08/2026
The rest of my order arrived. MOOOAAAAARRR!!!! Is it weird that I most wanted the termcap/terminfo and curses books? @robpike.io I read somewhere, long ago, that there were two SR Bournes at Bell Labs, possibly in the same building... is that true?
Four books. The O'Reilly titles "Termcap & Terminfo" and "Programming with curses", plus PJ Plauger's "The Standard C Library" and S.R. Bourne's "The Unix System".
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jslee @jsl.ee · 09/08/2026
I have been allowed to administer a pretty great good brushing to the dark cloud with teeth. More progress! She is looking very shiny #cats
Shiny dark brown cat hair along Smoke’s back
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jslee @jsl.ee · 08/08/2026
Mine too! That engine is a gem (If the wheels look odd, it’s because they’re both 17”. I still have the original wheels somewhere)
My 2007 BMW F650GS Dakar motorcycle parked on the gravel road along the ridge above Lake George, New South Wales, Australia
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jslee @jsl.ee · 07/08/2026
My first Hexsweeper clearance! Definitely doing more of this. Probably on iPad though. It’s a bit small on phone lukesteuber.com/games/hexswe...
A partial view of a Hexsweeper map that has been successfully cleared
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jslee @jsl.ee · 05/08/2026
Is there no measurement that overconfident men on the internet will not inflate No inch I ever heard of is 25.7mm
Man responding to woman in chat who asked what 6.5mm is in USA weird units. Man responded that there are 25.7 mm to an inch
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jslee @jsl.ee · 04/08/2026
Charging 🔋 🔋 #cats
Willie (white/tabby cat) and Smoke (dark brown cat) lounging at the window in the guest room. Willie is fully in the sun, charging, while Smoke is just out of the sunny spot.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 04/08/2026
More old Unix nerdery, via Abebooks
“UNIX System Software Readings” paperback book published by AT&T Unix Pacific Co. Ltd
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jslee @jsl.ee · 01/08/2026
the dark cloud with teeth has chilled out SO MUCH in the ~10 months since I adopted her. she's hilarious now, bless her 💛🖤 #cats
Smoke, a very dark brown medium hair cat with startling green eyes, lying on her back on an IKEA POÄNG armchair, all four paws sticking up in the air. Her head is turned toward the camera with eyes wide open
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jslee @jsl.ee · 28/07/2026
@transitenjoyer.bsky.social oh hi there fellow transit enjoyer. Pls enjoy a door sticker from Sydney light rail:
A sticker on the inside of a Sydney light rail door. It’s forbidding trying to force the doors open with your hands. Regrettably, neither hand is wearing a wedding ring.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 27/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The classic “the worst person you know just made a great point” image
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jslee @jsl.ee · 23/07/2026
yorak hunt's thumbnail game is strong 👏🤣
partial screengrab of youtube thumbnail for Yorak Hunt's video entitled "Australia's Impact On Formula 1". The thumbnail features Mark Webber leaning back, eyes closed and spraying champagne, but the camera angle makes it look like it's coming from his groin area
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jslee @jsl.ee · 13/07/2026
Earlier today. 30 minutes after my cleaner left my apartment. Douglas Adams speculated about spacecraft powered by bad news. Perhaps mine will be powered by cat floof. It seems to be an infinite resource.
Nondescript cheapass apartment carpet, freshly vacuumed but featuring a little tuft of dark brown cat hair
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jslee @jsl.ee · 07/07/2026
worst for me was my KTM 990SMR. Conceptually brilliant (motard dialed up to 11!) but a solid granite g-string for a seat and an wildly inadequate cooling system made it unusable in both city AND extra-urban riding Every time I see an HP2 Megamoto I regret not buying one when they were new 😭
KTM 990 SMR motorcycle. It visibly needs a bath.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 04/07/2026
Discord people are such grownups
Screenshot of reactions on Discord post. In order they spell out the words PENIS CUM FART
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/07/2026
… you can still play them! New Witcher 3 expansion soonish too I’m still enjoying Cyberpunk 2077 after 1300+ hours
Screenshot of Cyberpunk 2077. V is standing on a pedestrian crossing looking down the narrow street near Vik Vektor’s clinic. Fog obscures most things.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/07/2026
*quite* happy with this as laptop wallpaper #cyberpunk2077
screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077 showing both Porsche 911s parked at the Afterlife
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/07/2026
No corpos. Just no. #cyberpunk2077
screenshot of Cyberpunk 2077. A corner of a building is visible, and some related pipes. On the building someone has painted a block art image of a person dumping the Arasaka corporate logo into a garbage bin. The image is annotated with the text "NO CORPOS JUST NO"
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jslee @jsl.ee · 01/07/2026
Someone just found and fixed a 35 year old bug in the BSD ‘reboot’ command
Keith Bostic introduced the bug on 28 Oct 1991
(@#) reboot.c
5.12 (Berkeley) 10/28/91) and
amplified it two days later (@(#)reboot.c 5.13 (Berkeley) 10/30/91), and everybody who touched the code since then just perpetuated it.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 23/06/2026
Quite like this. Moody. My cat Willie spends a lot of time sleeping on that folded blanket at the window.
A moody view of a fairly dark room near dusk, looking toward a window that is mostly covered by closed curtains, but with a gap opened in the middle for sun to shine (at other times of day) on a folded blanket where my cat Willie likes to sleep.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 21/06/2026
Don’t think for a single millisecond that similar shenanigans aren’t happening in real life at Neuralink #cyberpunk2077
Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077 mission. The text says:
“Note to self: The team is ready to present new versions of the deltaid musculoskeletal implant. Prototypes have been printed and testing will proceed soon. The problem, as usual, is the budget. If Cytech prioritizes a competitive market price, we'll likely have to nix the models with integrated neural safeguards. It's possible we'll also have to use an older version of our programming drivers. Once again, my plan for an additional coupling socket has been ignored by the higher-ups:
"face the facts, Rihanna, we have to cut costs." I'm not gonna let this stop me again. I build a prototype, run a few sims, and if 1 get it even close to the budget cutoff they'll have to at least consider it”
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jslee @jsl.ee · 20/06/2026
Both #cats on my desk for the first time! Admittedly they were inadvertently lured by a trail cam video
Willie, a white/tabby cat, and Smoke, a dark brown medium hair cat, sitting in front of me on my desk, fixated upon a guitar-building video
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jslee @jsl.ee · 20/06/2026
Dark cloud with teeth, significantly floofed in the sun. There’s really m very much actual cat inside the cloud #cats
Smoke, a very dark brown medium hair cat, sitting upright in a sunny spot with her head in the shade. Her hair is floofed out, making her look much bigger than she really is
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jslee @jsl.ee · 19/06/2026
🧵 Cautiously optimistic at this stage... but I think I may have finally found a motorcycle helmet that actually fits properly. This has been a *huge* problem for me for several years now as I have an extremely inconveniently-sized *and shaped* head. #motosky
screenshot of chart showing percentiles for adult male human head circumference. I have annotated it to show where I am and it is significantly beyond even the 97th percentile line
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jslee @jsl.ee · 17/06/2026
This is easily the most “I’m going to hate this aren’t I” CACM cover I’ve seen yet And I have a couple of years worth of “CACM platforming the AI bros” issues on the shelf
Communications of the ACM magazine issue still in plastic wrap. The cover story headline is “we must teach computer science in prison”
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jslee @jsl.ee · 15/06/2026
A (mostly) gentle boi, Willie is #cats
Willie, a white/tabby cat, lying on the carpet on his side with his front paws folded. Most of his belly is white but there are two small tabby islands in it
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jslee @jsl.ee · 10/06/2026
Falko (giant schnauzer) is a lover, not a fighter. A very good boi
Falko, a giant schnauzer, lying on his side on the floor looking up at the camera, leaning against my leg while I am sitting in a chair. I am giving him a belly rub
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jslee @jsl.ee · 10/06/2026
Lunch.
A glass container with pumpkin/sweet potato/carrot/ginger/chilli soup in it. With added green peas, a splash of Greek yoghurt and some black pepper. And a spoon.
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jslee @jsl.ee · 10/06/2026
Meanwhile in Norway
A fank picture taken in Bodø, Norway. The fanked product is a box of sugar cubes, or “Sukkerbiter” in Norwegian
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jslee @jsl.ee · 04/06/2026
Please hurry up and materially change the relationship, then. Stop the tiptoe-ing about and the petty wordplay and actually change it, Penny Wong. … or forever be remembered as a pissweak coward, like Albo already, irrevocably is. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The following is from the linked Guardian article:

Wong also decried the refusal to allow Australian diplomats to undertake work in Palestine, the damage to Australian veterans' war graves in Gaza and the alleged mistreatment of Australian citizens.
"Now, this is a pattern of behaviour, which makes it difficult to ... unless the pattern of behaviour changes, it is very difficult to see the relationship changing"
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/06/2026
Added 375mL orange juice and a can of coconut cream toward the end. Pretty fucken tasty, this
Pumpkin, sweet potato, carrot, ginger, chilli, onion, coconut cream, vege stock and orange juice in a big blue enameled cast iron potSoup in nine single meal portions in glass containers
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/06/2026
Doing the orange soup thing again. Pumpkin, sweet potato, carrot, ginger, & chilli. It was *really* good last time. Most of the former content of this bowl is already roasting in the oven. 🧡
stainless steel bowl containing chunks of carrot, sweet potato and pumpkin
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/06/2026
It’s not even its first rodeo. I had previously patched up its other adjustment mechanism with MCM zipties. Cheap and fairly fragile crap for sure, but with care and zipties it has lasted several years so far. Works well for drying bed linen
Mightycarmods-branded zipties holding together the other adjustment mechanism on the same drying rack
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jslee @jsl.ee · 02/06/2026
Mighty laundry drying rack mods
Height adjustment mechanism of a laundry drying rack repaired with a bunch of Mightycarmods zipties
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