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@jsimione.bsky.social
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Hobby photographer. Film lover. Go Dodgers.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Ben "Random Halloween Word Generator is offline" Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/09/2026
on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 14/07/2026
film bros/grifters have been telling me for years that if you shoot on FILM you magically get CONTRAST, SATURATION and DEEP FOCUS so I'm excited to watch the trailer for a movie shot on FILM to see tons of CONTRAST, SATURATION and DEEP FOCUS so I'm gonna push play and take a huge sip of a beverage
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James B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 21/08/2026
When people say they’re anti-AI, they’re clearly talking about generative AI in the arts and LLM slop that C-Suite jackoffs want to use to replace them. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. So the “then don’t use spellcheck if you hate AI” talking point is disingenuous horseshit.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Never have I thought a donut could look weird and off-putting, but alas
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/08/2026
Something I’ve had to come to terms with in the rise of AI generated fliers and menu photos is that a lot of people just straight up do not know what looks good. They’re given a theoretical infinite possibility machine and still go with the most uncanny ugly shit they get as their first result
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fields. Instead, he apparently laced into the company. According to the Financial Times, Eggers told the staff:

“The effect of ChatGPT on educators’ lives is catastrophic. Whether you intended to do it or not, you’ve made every teacher’s life infinitely more difficult than it was two years ago. So, just let that settle in… If students are using it to compose, which is the biggest tragedy of all, they’ll never learn to write. And their voice is stolen from them. They’ll never have the ability to say their truth and tell their own story. And that’s silencing an entire generation or two.”
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A.A. Dowd @aadowd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing
Lucas Shaw
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The Odyssey will open to $258M
worldwide, according to the latest projections.
The third biggest opening of the year and the biggest opening ever for Christopher
Nolan.
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A “NOBLETIGER” is close
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man gets his first start in awhile and gets greedy 🫩
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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There’s a scene in the dystopian sci-fi movie Minority Report where Tom Cruise’s character is riding in an autonomous vehicle that gets remotely commandeered by the police to bring him into custody. The audience is supposed to see this as flagrant disregard for privacy and due process.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/07/2026
intern @intern if your friends aren't talking about: - claude code - creatine - openclaw - looksmaxxing - ai agents - taste - prediction markets - mac minis you should be grateful & cherish those people
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bleak.
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A very Coors-esque game in Phoenix tonight
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 25/05/2026
There’s actually one simple solution to combating the converging loneliness epidemic and the rising cost of everything: a carne asada with the homies
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
These people would hate the first ten minutes of “Up“ if it was in book form.
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Probably my favorite of last year; such a good ensemble. Can’t wait for that criterion home release.
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
"At the end of the day, it's bigger than me. The things that are going through makes people uncomfortable, imagine how (Palestinians) feel?" he said. "That's the biggest thing. I have no affiliation, no connection, to these people - other than the fact that I am a human being. If you have a heart and you're a human being, and you see what's going on in this world, you check yourself real quick.
"I'm sitting here crying about football when there's people dying every single day."
Al-Shaair is the Texans' 2025 Walter Payton
Man of the Year nominee.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 17/01/2026
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It is insane to me that an idea like this is “innovating”
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 24/12/2025
A Christmas Carol (1843) is one of our most enduring stories bc it rightly insists that to get wealthy ppl to do the right thing, we gotta scare the shit outta them first
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/11/2025
you’re telling me someone made a list and your list is different from their list??? this is huge
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Also this is a fantastic film, go see it in a theater if you can!!
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
@rianjohnson.bsky.social did I spy a reference to one of my favorite Dodgers (Corey Seager) towards the end of WAKE UP DEAD MAN or am I just missing baseball way too much…
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Tom Davidson @tomdavidson92.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
the "looks like meats back on the menu, boys" orc but he's saying "Looks like wokes back on the menu, boys!"
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.
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ric sanchez @ricsanchez.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You know who REALLY wins tonight? Will Klein. His performance is frozen in amber
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
OH MY GOD
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 29/10/2025
China remains one of the smartest countries in the world
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I thought the bullpen would be the scariest aspect of this team but it turns out that doesn’t matter when the offense is practically absent 🙃
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Jon @jsimione.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Dude looks like he’s trying to play himself out of the lineup sometimes
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