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Anti-Malarkyite

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Return to Oz was fucked up. Between the Wheelers and the lady with changeable heads...messed up!
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Return To Oz Mombi
ALT: Return To Oz Mombi
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Curious
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feel like I remember a lot of people citing Brazil as a country that did it right instead of making the mistakes of the US and returning its fascist to power.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
looking at lee jae myung and lula, guess voters have goldfish memory
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/10/2026
tbh i think this is a real possibility, particularly with the name brand models
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026
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(Deadlock) Jimminy @jimminyyyreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If having teeth depends on brushing them, you don't have teeth
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one trillion liters of water is less than the dairy and beef industry uses in one day
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be fair to those who answered as they did on the coup question, we already had the Pelosi/Pence/Milley countercoup of January 6, 2021 to January 20, 2021.
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me, tapping the sign as I see another poll with Harris in the lead.
A map of incumbent vote share change over time with all incumbent parties losing ground in 2024 but Harris topping the chart of incumbent candidates.
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
too much jeffersonianism: mao, hitler, khomeini, pol pot, trump healthy jeffersonianism: paine, mandela, nehru, lula perfect balance: franklin delano roosevelt healthy hamiltonianism: carney, tito, lincoln, de gaulle too much hamiltonianism: stalin, park chung-hee, chiang, mussolini
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gas prices are so salient not just because they are posted in big numbers everywhere but also because Americans believe driving a car is an unalienable human right and gas should really be free.
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have to emphasize that this is the literal, actual guy running the literal, actually DNC boosting El-Sayed
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: I AM NOT COMPLICIT, No Wrongdoing
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The U.S. Solicitor General filed a brief and argued in support of same-sex marriage in Obergefell, this is like Wikipedia-level knowledge
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think MAHA is very straightforwardly the triumph of the snake oil salesmen and the way we beat it is the same way you always beat snake oil salesmen: regulate their claims
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am left with the impression that someone recieved a monkey paw this weekend and, unable to specify by name who they'd like to wish away, has been spamming a wish for the demise of a famous person born in 1946.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you may not care about the global rules-based order but it cares about you
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Woke 2 is about keeping Hamilton and moving on from everyone who decided that they were too woke for Hamilton
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
natalie harp is simply sleeping naked in trump's bed in order that he can test his inimitable chastity.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The leader’s favored concubine has taken the reins of the national security apparatus
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Democratic primary voters sending a clear signal that they didnt approve of Trump being impeached by rejecting Democrats involved.
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Among the duped: The California/New York Post, which wrote a whole article on the poll (nypost.com/2026/08/13/u...), and this aggregator account.
A tweet citing a Median Strategies poll
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
well obviously The Battle of Algiers and Z are on here, but I'm intrigued about both Jules and Jim and Andy Warhol's Empire. And not certain why G.B.H and Quartermass and the Pit are included but I guess it will make sense eventually.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Midwesterners when it’s time to lie to polling companies
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Republican senators are fascinating because they are intense egotists who are also massive cowards.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Michigan primary polling always gets a gold star, huh?
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In the fifties both of my grandfathers would have been coming home from their stints abroad. Paternal grandpa served on a base in Europe, returned home to a foreman at a carpet manufacturer and married his secretary. Maternal grandpa returned from Korea and worked for the IRS.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I feel like a lot of people are ideologically invested in a post American world that has yet to arrive Like no, sorry, this is it! This is the thing you’ve been waiting for! No returns or exchanges; feel free to leave a review though
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I like how Fox News is only marginally less optimistic about the Senate than I am.
49 D- 47 R - 4 Tossup Senate map for November.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The funny thing is, the chuds hate this version of the Odyssey because Nolan cast trans and non-white actors but if they actually were media literate, they'd hate this version of the Odyssey because it adopts their civilizational frame and then violently rejects *them* and their ideology.
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Going to submit a note for next time to FIFA...it should only be offsides if it's the player's feet
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Anti-Malarkyite @jpj1421.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I went to a bar after a screening of The Odyssey and looked at the tv and saw 5-4 with 7 minutes of added time and was like...what the Hell did I miss?
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am beaming a message directly to you: ignore the haters queen, you are the main character in a movie and it is impossible for you to fail or be humiliated
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Babylon Bee smoking the Onion
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is just straight up Platner apologism.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026
one of my unpopular (to americans) opinions is that primaries are a pretty flawed way of choosing candidates and only superficially have more democratic legitimacy than “smoke-filled rooms”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election
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