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Jason Petitjean

@jpeti.blog
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Primary care physician. Mediocre artist. Ex-Catholic. Trying to figure out Linux. Website: jpeti.blog

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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 4h
I know I keep threatening to switch to Graphene OS or some other Google-free operating system, and maybe this is the thing that finally pushes me. @keepandroidopen.bsky.social keepandroidopen.org
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Keep Android Open
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In 2027, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 02/10/2026
Currently having a Not Good Time!!
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Jacob Geller
I'm aware of the rape allegations against Jacob Geller, as well as the fact that his name is on a court-ordered list of UNC students disciplined for sexual violence. I've hesitated on whether to post anything about it, because the victim hasn’t been identified and I don’t want to participate in a retraumatizing conversation against their wishes. At the same time, as someone who has collaborated with Jacob Geller, I do not want my silence to be taken as endorsement.

For my part, I did not know about this and I wish I had. What justice and repair look like in cases like these are for the victim to decide, and I do not know their wishes or what accountability processes, if any, took place. However, strictly on a personal level, I’m uncomfortable having collaborated with someone who has presented himself as a nonthreatening feminist without ever disclosing his history of sexual violence to me or any other colleagues I’ve spoken to. I have no intention of ever working with Geller again. Beyond that, the person this happened to ought to be the ultimate authority on what happens next, and how they wish to tell their story if at all.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 01/10/2026
This sucks. Gellar's videos shaped how I approach media criticism in such a positive way. I won't be able to watch any of his videos without thinking about the allegations though.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 27/09/2026
I just seriously tweaked my back loading cans of beer into the beer fridge. Add that to the ever expanding list of reasons I need to stop drinking alcohol.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How can "Choosin' Texas" be so huge and yet I've never heard it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 26/09/2026
I saw someone defending Taylor Swift's new album or song or whatever just happened by saying "Why didn't the haters just promote the musicians they like instead?" Well, I'm here to tell you that I am capable of both. Toby Fox rules. The Chainsmokers suck. You can house both hate and love inside you.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 25/09/2026
I only bring hot coffee* to job interviews. *Grand Theft Auto sex mods
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 25/09/2026
Per ACSM guidelines published earlier this year and info published on exrx.net, I have switched my workout routine from mid volume, higher rep sessions to lower volume, higher intensity sessions. Studies apparently do not show significant improvement in strength...
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ExRx.net : Home
ExRx.net is a resource for the exercise professional, coach, or fitness enthusiast. It offers evidence based exercise prescription tools and resources including reference articles, comprehensive exerc...
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 25/09/2026
What if we called pasta tense instead of al dente? Is that anything? Does that fill the void in your withered heart?
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Jazz @jazzmanz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This idea came to me in the bath.
The Homestar runner cast mashed together into the form of the final boss from Final Fantasy 6
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New: I wrote about the “privacy safeguards” that tech companies are putting on pervert glasses and other consumer surveillance devices, to obscure the fact that these devices violate consent by design My latest in @theverge.com (Gift Link) ⬇️ bit.ly/4dUwffE
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Everything is spying on you and there’s no opting out
A new wave of AI-enhanced consumer creep-tech disregards the privacy of everyone but the wearer. The people have had enough.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 24/09/2026
It’s 2026, and the number-one tech trend seems to be devices that constantly listen to and record everything and everyone around us at all times — with or without consent. Read more from @janus.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/tech/999889/...
Verge headline: Everything is spying on you and there's no opting out
by Janus Rose

Photo of Mark Zuckerberg wearing Meta smart glasses
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 24/09/2026
I won't comment on whether ADHD is overdisgnosed (it is probably underdiagnosed in minority populations), but I do wonder how many of my patients would need stimulants if they had a 4-day work week or more reasonable work expectations.
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
genuinely had to go check if this one was real because this syntax seemed closer to dril than trump
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 24/09/2026
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Tim Robinson I Think You Should Leave
Alt: Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave saying "I'm not a stupid fucking idiot".
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 24/09/2026
Every once in a while, I have to post about how Duolingo is an awful app for learning language and that you should use Mango instead.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 23/09/2026
I'm always telling my patients that they need to get fucking yoked. theonion.com/american-med...
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American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
calvin and hobbes strip about the dad regarding how tech makes things rushed and less time
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Ceinwen Langley @ceinwenlangley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
The Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks his dad to come play in the snow with him. His dad initially says no, because he has to work. Then, angry at himself, his Dad goes out to build a snowman with Calvin. As the Dad works into the night to make up for it, we see Calvin’s mum lifting him up to give one of the few, if only, kisses he ever gives his dad in the Calvin and Hobbes run. His dad is content. It’s a textless comic, and it’s lovely.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 19/09/2026
The older I become, the more I am Calvin's dad.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this comic is from 2014 and is one of the most singularly vindicated comics. even if it was already correct then it is even more correct now
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
vineyille 
@vineyille
After dinner the other husbands and I retire to the garage and silently take turns climbing my new ladder.
6:16 AM - 5/30/17
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The time to push candidates toward more progressive policies is NOT after they get in office. It’s before. We have to look out for everybody. That may include a type of person that is not in your life!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 19/09/2026
Yesterday...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My hot take: We are not arguing about SSRIs. Some of us are using them as prescribed by our doctors to treat mental health difficulties. This administration has decided that's a problem based on no actual research.
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 18/09/2026
Today...
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 18/09/2026
Dude Rips Out Mic And Wifi From New LG TV That Reportedly Spies On Customers: 'You Don't Own The Glass On This One!'
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Dude Rips Out Mic And Wifi From New LG TV That Reportedly Spies On Customers: 'You Don't Own The Glass On This One!'
People are cheering the guy on in the comments and commiserating about the sorry state of tech in 2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/09/2026
everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 18/09/2026
I need a Steam Frame. How do I get Gabe Newell to notice me.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The Venn diagram of Dr. Martin Luther King’s ”white moderate“ and today‘s “we gotta compromise on trans rights moderate“ is a circle
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 18/09/2026
SSRI-Robot
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 18/09/2026
I hurt seeing the most prominent democratic politicians failing to call out the transgender sports panic as the non-issue that it is and failing further to recognize how much harm and hatred we have thrust upon trans people. We've even seen some Democrats side with the GOP! It's awful!
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 18/09/2026
Tomorrow...
A crop of the Gorillaz The Mountain Tour poster
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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Jason Petitjean @jpeti.blog · 17/09/2026
Star Wars ep IV: A New Hope is now retroactively about how smartphones and AI dull your senses.
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