iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 14h

“Am I sure europeans invented mayonnaise?” led me into a recursive wiki loop. The mayonnaise page claims mayo “may have its origins in the ancient remoulade” and the remoulade page claims that “remoulade is a derivative of mayonnaise“ so I don’t know what to believe. It’s a real chicken-egg debacle.

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When I was told that our tech oligarchs took their morality from science fiction, I never quite expected it to be from Spaceballs: The Movie.

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Space Evil Triumphs Over Good

Alt: Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Repost: Things you should know but didn't know you needed to know before knowing: A nasothek is a collection of the broken noses of statues and busts. Now you know.

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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Did DEI close the Strait of Hormuz? No. But it hasn't re-opened it either.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if a social media platform is not actively destroying my mental health, what am I even using it for? that's the fun part of being online

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I Paid A Raccoon For Hand Stuff: Memoirs From My Time At Quantico

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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kottke.org @kottke.org · 15/09/2026

Last year in Ireland, a bouncy castle infested with a “hypervirulent, multidrug-resistant pathogen” infected almost 50 children. Reality: always weirder than the weirdest sci-fi. [arstechnica.com]

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Bouncy castle launches horrifying MRSA outbreak, striking 48 kids in Ireland

The strain lurking in the inflatable structure was hypervirulent.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

President Trump says there will be a live Mitch McConnell the day after the election.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Elon Musk is an unstable right-wing grifter with more power than any one else in the world. But my liberal neighbor has convinced my city council to put in bike lanes on the road I use to commute to work. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 13/09/2026

Do Chatbots Dream of Electronic Shitposts?

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Doll @dollspace.gay · 11/09/2026

Ok heres a game pitch, a sim city clone but instead of having godlike power to impose your perfect civic vision you have actual political constraints and competing groups who have influence

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh yeah, well Mitch McConnell told me he's planning to caucus with the Democrats and gave me his proxy.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Somebody's taking the L.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

President Trump says he was there when the first airplane catering truck hit the World Trade Center.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In honor of Labor Day my jokes today will be labored.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Sunday before Labor Day on Bluesky is Belabor Day.

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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sometimes my brain rots the right way and then internet is good

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

inside of you are 38 bluesky posters

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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Now you know! Happy #Caturday 🐈📦

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“I remember the great Cola Wars of the ‘80s. The losses on both sides were horrific.”

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wife: Who is Hasan Piker Me: Punter for the Packers Wife: Really? Me: No, but it doesn't really matter

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/09/2026

This game is going to make a trillion dollars

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

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John Angus Spencer-Barnes 🏳️‍🌈 @johnbarnes.org · 31/08/2026

Today is the 29th anniversary of the greatest apology in the history of journalism.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Each week Bluesky goes down So we may slip its surly bonds And touch the face of God

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Holy shit this kid absolutely DECIMATES Flock at her local Santa Clarita public council meeting. Just 🔥 leaves burning wreckage in her wake. What a fucking badass.

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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You have six fingers. Prepare to be fact-checked.

Parody Photoshop... I added the extra finger.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Zohran Mamdani issues mayoral order renaming Avenue of the Americas to Avenue of the Ontarios.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

Group of similar looking guys at a game meme

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Listen, just because they dumped Mitch McConnell's body in Lake Ontario you can't suddenly go change its name to Lake America.

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Felonious Monk @alexqgb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You can always tell when reckless malice is socially sanctioned when you see demands for perfect victims. Well fuck you, here’s one. Hitting these people hard by taking them off the road and throwing them in prison is the absolutely correct response. They can ride when they’re free.

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