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Joey Pacione

@jpac511.bsky.social
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Here because I love twitter

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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 29/07/2026
Would you rather, for the rest of your life: 1) Get $50 for every hot dog you eat (meat and bun) 2) Get $2 for every pushup you do
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social you are in the Chicago Obama presidential library!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Taking the stuff needed to produce the technology everybody loves and uses and spends money on (phones) and instead using it for the technology nobody uses or wants that loses huge amounts of money (AI)
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Like LeBron man, you play for a team with a substantial immigrant fanbase, maybe spend the time you would’ve spent filming another fucking DraftKings ad and come out with a statement against about the feds executing people on the street.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/01/2026
Today happens to be the anniversary of Caesar leading his men across a small stream into Italy, triggering an upheaval we still talk about two millennia later.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 09/12/2025
That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
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Presence of Immigrant Students Boosts Test Scores for All: School of Education and Social Policy - Northwestern University
U.S.-born students with high exposure to immigrants in their schools scored better on math and reading tests than similar students with low exposure to immigrants, according to a working paper co-auth...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"The logical end point of AI progress is feudalism for 99.9 percent of humanity, so vote for me and we'll eliminate the billionaire class responsible for it" is a political platform I will vote for, if offered.
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When you're happily retired and just glad the FBI only fairly recently started investigating NBA players for illegal sports gambling.
Michael Jordan, smiling
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Deep fried French toast from a restaurant in Green Lake, Wisconsin called the Little Corporal. It shut down 3 years ago after like 40 years in business
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/02/2025
Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Ferrero Rocher were on sale at Aldi, happy valentine's day to myself
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I don’t want to play video games against strangers online. I want to play against The Computer or, occasionally, another human being in the same room as me
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
At a high school dance competition, and it's egregious to me that anybody would remix Everytime We Touch. It was perfect the first time
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Dyestat and MMANews
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Lmao he got suplexed into the end zone by his own lineman
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
it seems like there are more and more years each and every year
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sandlot and Jaws have a lot in common
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the three genders
three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Auto flush sensors need to be high enough that it won't think I'm leaving when really I'm just leaning forward to play on my phone
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lobby @lobbyspider.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I could really go for a 1 hour highlight video of Joakim Noah in the high post
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Watching D2 Mighty Ducks, I forgot how great this movie was
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Saw 2 dudes fixing (?) a grill in the median of a major 4 lane road this afternoon. I wish them luck
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Election night coverage makes more sense when you realize it's the equivalent of watching a basketball game with all the made shots shown in random order
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
would you drink from the long mug's - wide side - narrow side
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Here’s a teaser; head to www.artbutmakeitsports.com/p/the-post-y... for more Super Bowl Halftime content
Watson and the Shark, by John Singleton Copley, 1778 // Katy Perry, XLIXLV. Self-Portrait with Masks, by James Ensor, 1889 // The Weekend
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
2 days ago when I was at Aldi, I saw a man pushing a cart out to the lot with I kid you not 11 gallons of milk in it
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
has this one been done yet re: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce you either die on the bleachers or live long enough to see yourself become cheer captain
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Night Park, by @Salmantoor, 2022, 📸 by Brian Babineau
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Moderation disarming Vanity, by Stradanus, 1569, 📸 by William West
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
@drewmagary.bsky.social your check to the sideline with Charissa this week was the best of the year
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Jamie Pew @jpew.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
🎶don’t it always seem to go…🎶
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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal media: should shoplifters be executed?
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
lebron james jumped from a step outside the dotted line and dunked on paul george tonight. when lebron was a rookie, paul george was 13 and had not played organized basketball yet. paul george is a 33-year old eight-time all-star.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Soir Bleu, by Edward Hopper, 1914, 📸 via @redditcfb.bsky.social
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Joey Pacione @jpac511.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Repost with your earliest childhood crush from film or TV
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 30/12/2023
PREPARE THE SACRIFICE
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
send this to your uncle, and post it on nextdoor
abcnews.go.com
Homicide numbers poised to hit a record decline nationwide. But most Americans think murder is on th...
With less than a week to go in 2023, the nation is poised to finish the year with its biggest yearly drop in homicides on record.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/12/2023
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
richard gere from pretty woman is calling all the shots these days. who is going to step up and be julia roberts from pretty woman to take us off this path
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/12/2023
Every basement used to have an unemployed big brother named Derek who'd poorly teach local 14-year-olds how to skateboard. He'd shoo them away when his girlfriend arrived. She'd say "aww, they're cute, they can stay." They'd show the kids rated-R movies. Sadly, Derek has been replaced by Joe Rogan
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