Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I don’t want to play video games against strangers online. I want to play against The Computer or, occasionally, another human being in the same room as meerika@yeeeerika.bsky.sociali don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint? 431322186
Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 16/01/2025This is it, I can’t think of one better I still treat sports games like PS2 era games. All I want is exhibition and the franchise/dynasty mode 1320
Michael @michatronix.bsky.social · 16/01/2025*the crowd rises to their feet and starts chanting in unison, getting louder and louder* “couch co op Couch Co Op COUCH CO OP” 120
Kwisatz Haterade @fire-walk-with.me · 16/01/202599.9% of my gaming is single player. The last game I remember playing against strangers online was Quake 3 Arena. 050
Bluemax @bluemax.bsky.social · 16/01/2025It’s currently 2041 in my NCAA dynasty. I’ve won like 11 straight titles. I’m still disappointed in my team’s effort any time they win by less than 40. 100
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/01/2025I need to be able to lean over and hit a friend when they do something annoying in the game. Kids are too comfy tossing green shells without thinking about what might happen to them. 1460
B2B Champion Dodgers Totoro @ailaminad.bsky.social · 16/01/2025But the strangers can become friends ! 110
Heynong Man @heynong-man.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I want to be able to swat the controller of the person I am playing against. 010
actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 16/01/2025it is because we started fighting each other instead of The Computer that The Computer was able to grow as dangerously powerful as it is now. We took our eyes off the real enemy 5875
Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Also, no one should have a mic. You should have to type shit in chat. 020
Kyle @kmgreen6.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Whatever happened to Carpenter Jeans? I didn't have to worry how to carry my hammer had i needed one in 6th grade. The loop was right there 000
JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025It’s wild that giant TV’s are dirt cheap now and 4 person split screen barely exists outside of Nintendo. We were playing Golden Eye on 30” CRT TV’s. 020
Janne Niini-Mel @melct19.bsky.social · 16/01/2025And it’s a very specific list of other humans that I want to play with. Namely, the friends I grew up with. 000
David Earl @saskadude.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Getting involved in online games is like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse now. "I'm sitting in this hotel while Charlie's in the bush getting stronger". I like to be able to go back to a game months later and not worry that everyone got better while I took a break. 010
Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 16/01/2025i played the shit out of team fortress classic and enjoyed it immensely. that was the last multiplayer i cared about 010
Pierre Camus @pierrec.bsky.social · 16/01/2025media.tenor.coma man and a woman are talking and the man is saying you get meALT: a man and a woman are talking and the man is saying you get me 000
Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 16/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is raising his hands in the air with the words preach behind him .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is raising his hands in the air with the words preach behind him . 000
pinkney123.bsky.social @pinkney123.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Get a Discord server with your gaming friends and play online with/against them. They won't be in the same room but it will feel like they are. And no screen peeking. 000
John Reynolds @jpreynolds.bsky.social · 16/01/2025You're the second person I've seen with this take and it's a good one. 000
ObjectivelyDrew @objectivelydrew.bsky.social · 16/01/2025100% agree. H2H online is for a person with an entirely different set of validation markers than me. 010
Shadow of Death Valley @shadowofdv.bsky.social · 16/01/2025It would be my honor to crush you in Madden in person 000
The Danza @thedanza.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Yes, this 100%. I'll play online with a friend but otherwise I never play multiplayer online... Unless there may be an easy achievement lol 000
Nationaleers @nationaleers.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I just wish I could go back in time and have 3 friends plug a controller on my N64 to play 007 and MarioKart. 000
Braden Yoder @bradencarryoder.bsky.social · 16/01/2025When I was in college the original XBox had the LAN hookup where you could play against others who were on your same network. That was revolutionary and fun. Now it's just trolling and weird nerds "grinding" so they can get a new outfit for their character. 130
Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 16/01/2025<tapes piece of cardboard to crt> "NO SCREEN PEEKING!!!" 000
mbligeratliff.bsky.social @mbligeratliff.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Algorithmic matchmaking was all downhill after Halo 2 010
Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I haven't played an online game since warcraft 3 people made fun of my dialup internet and I do not miss it. More games should bring back computer players though 000
SE32.bsky.social @se32.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The people long for fighting games and they don't even know it 010
SharkNATO @megalithic-xyster.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Additionally, I should be able to play my one person console game against the Computer without having to be connected to the internet. 010
Justin Case @justincaseccu.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I stopped playing the newer sports games because they now just focus on how to make it fair for online play and I hate it 000
🎃 Spooky Dog 🎃 @stinky-doggy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The online strangers are mean when I win against them. They’re mean when I win with them. They’re mean when I lose against them. They’re mean when I lose with them. But computer always lauds me as a hero 👉🏻👈🏻 000