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Joss, Weedin'

@jossonline.bsky.social
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Joss, like Whedon, but if anything I over-credit Marti Noxon he/him, 30, Toronto 🇨🇦 dungeons and dragons/baseball/critical role/hey riddle riddle/D20/Minecraft/being gay/taskmaster/cat pics/weed/food/gym Aotearoa New Zealand is home

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a good day at work today (spent at least 10 minutes in each of the 4 cubicles in our office bathrooms)
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made this joke at a Lord of the Rings marathon this weekend and it absolutely killed (me)
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
INRERESTING: Viggo Mortensen loved the horse who played Brego so much that, when filming wrapped, he bought it so that he could personally kill and eat it
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd say the 30 Rock joke I think about most often is when Jack says "the song You're So Vain actually was written... by me" Anyways, Lorne Michaels, retire
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SpotWeld @spotweld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Porco Rosso
ALT: Porco Rosso
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Fat Bear Week! Voting starts tomorrow at explore.org/fat-bear-week, but the contenders are up on the site already
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Do you remember the 21st night of September? -If you remember, turn to PAGE 48. -If you don't remember, turn to PAGE 81.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you couldn’t make boss baby today because alec baldwin killed a person
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm in New Plymouth?
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it finally happened to me, someone used AI to generate a "wireframe" for a new web page and then tried to go around me and the digital team to get it built externally
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should be rioting honestly WTF
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
listen fuck the new york times for their transphobic bullshit but i give them like 2 bucks a month and i tried alternatives but they always lacked features I liked
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yesterday I played my 500th wordle and today was my 100th strands as well as my fastest crossword solve ever and it's a tuesday
Wordle success screen
Stats
500 played
97% win because I play on hard mode
14 current streak
49 max streakStrands success screen
100 completed 100% solved 10 current streak 39 max streakCongratulations! You finished a Tuesday puzzle in 4:13
10 day streak 
10:16 faster than your average
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get it girl.
Katie Dippold in her Babadook costume
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got the last box in the supermarket! If I see them again, I'll get a box for you 😁
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what the fuck did I smoke
Pizza (no autocorrect, not pizza), Bizza Shapes? Barbecue and Pizza flavor
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's about propaganda in a dictatorship, so as a prequel it does some interesting stuff as far as recontextualizing "facts" about the 50th Games given in the original books. Adds a whole ton of depth to an existing character and shows how complex situations are simplified, history told by victor etc
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ernie Clement I am here for anything you need
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if u nut in space it push you backwards
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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*opens a bill* This is why that hot italian boy killed that guy
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Met a cat
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
so excited for the new Taskmaster season! whoops how did this link get here
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Richard Ayoade defends Graham Linehan as a 'man of great principle'
Linehan, the award-winning comic writer behind Father Ted claims his career and marriage has been destroyed over his gender-critical views.
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Defector @defector.com · 02/09/2026
It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YEAH VLADDY, THAT'S THAT GOOD SHIT
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let’s Rock. #BlueJays50
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the grink and I fell in love on that island
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
watching the 1985 film clue based on the board game cluedo, rip Tim Curry 😢
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
rest in peace grover
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just said goodbye to our 17-year old family dog over facetime, not only on international dog's day but also my birthday
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Come out to the @antispectacular.bsky.social show on August 25th at Tapestry in Kensington Market! Here's a lil' clip of me playing at the August 12 show.
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Full delirious cackling for 5 minutes as the lights changed and music played
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friends threw me a surprise Taskmaster for my birthday
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anyway I'm going to see MUM I'M ALIEN PREGNANT
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Honestly messed up how often I walk past this pillar vs how quickly this sold out here in Te Whanganui-a-Tara
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
18. Kai Korero from Te Papa Cafe
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
17. More Than Words from The Junction
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
16. Viva Voce from Cuba Street Tavern
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
15. Chiang Mai Firecracker from Khao Soi
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you're so right I forgot about the wall punching
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is the movie for you, it's that look for two hours and also there's cooking
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