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Joss, Weedin'

@jossonline.bsky.social
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Joss, like Whedon, but if anything I over-credit Marti Noxon he/him, 30, Toronto 🇨🇦 dungeons and dragons/baseball/critical role/hey riddle riddle/D20/Minecraft/being gay/taskmaster/cat pics/weed/food/gym Aotearoa New Zealand is home

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a good day at work today (spent at least 10 minutes in each of the 4 cubicles in our office bathrooms)
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
INRERESTING: Viggo Mortensen loved the horse who played Brego so much that, when filming wrapped, he bought it so that he could personally kill and eat it
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd say the 30 Rock joke I think about most often is when Jack says "the song You're So Vain actually was written... by me" Anyways, Lorne Michaels, retire
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SpotWeld @spotweld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Porco Rosso
ALT: Porco Rosso
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Fat Bear Week! Voting starts tomorrow at explore.org/fat-bear-week, but the contenders are up on the site already
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Do you remember the 21st night of September? -If you remember, turn to PAGE 48. -If you don't remember, turn to PAGE 81.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you couldn’t make boss baby today because alec baldwin killed a person
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm in New Plymouth?
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it finally happened to me, someone used AI to generate a "wireframe" for a new web page and then tried to go around me and the digital team to get it built externally
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should be rioting honestly WTF
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yesterday I played my 500th wordle and today was my 100th strands as well as my fastest crossword solve ever and it's a tuesday
Wordle success screen
Stats
500 played
97% win because I play on hard mode
14 current streak
49 max streakStrands success screen
100 completed 100% solved 10 current streak 39 max streakCongratulations! You finished a Tuesday puzzle in 4:13
10 day streak 
10:16 faster than your average
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get it girl.
Katie Dippold in her Babadook costume
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what the fuck did I smoke
Pizza (no autocorrect, not pizza), Bizza Shapes? Barbecue and Pizza flavor
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ernie Clement I am here for anything you need
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if u nut in space it push you backwards
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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*opens a bill* This is why that hot italian boy killed that guy
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Met a cat
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
so excited for the new Taskmaster season! whoops how did this link get here
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Richard Ayoade defends Graham Linehan as a 'man of great principle'
Linehan, the award-winning comic writer behind Father Ted claims his career and marriage has been destroyed over his gender-critical views.
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Defector @defector.com · 02/09/2026
It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YEAH VLADDY, THAT'S THAT GOOD SHIT
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let’s Rock. #BlueJays50
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the grink and I fell in love on that island
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
watching the 1985 film clue based on the board game cluedo, rip Tim Curry 😢
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
rest in peace grover
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just said goodbye to our 17-year old family dog over facetime, not only on international dog's day but also my birthday
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Come out to the @antispectacular.bsky.social show on August 25th at Tapestry in Kensington Market! Here's a lil' clip of me playing at the August 12 show.
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friends threw me a surprise Taskmaster for my birthday
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Honestly messed up how often I walk past this pillar vs how quickly this sold out here in Te Whanganui-a-Tara
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I saw TONY last night, great film! Dominic Sessa and Antonio Banderas were incredible, another hit from Matt Johnson
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
getting reports here in the studio that da jankees lose
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puff 🐇🌈🎀 @puffilee.com · 13/04/2026
we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart
lineless art of neil the rat at a small colourful toy piano. text reads "20 years of bangin out the tunes!"
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I finally finished S1 of Arrested Development last night and all I can think about today is the greatest line delivery of all time from the icon Jessica Walter, may she rest in peace
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
when gesturing at women in public stops working, try a guardian op-ed
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh hey I might as well post my Burger Wellington reviews here as well, have a thread #burgerwelly #wellyonaplate #woap2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I ordered a bowl of ramen (I'm sick) and I got two bowls of pho instead?
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watched TROY tonight in preparation for THE ODYSSEY in IMAX tomorrow night, Troy kicks ass and also is nothing like The Iliad
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Y'all I got the cutest 1 bedroom place right off Cuba Street in some amazing apartments, the year of Joss might actually be FY27
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Joss, Weedin' @jossonline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is something I've felt the sting of so strongly in Aotearoa. Every flyer here should look like it was made with sharpies and scissors and glue sticks then photocopied at a public library, not this insane pile of glossy shit.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
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404 Media @404media.co · 11/07/2026
“It might feel like you’re ‘saving time and money,’ but you’re actually slowly turning your brand into something generic like all the other brands out there using AI tools.” www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
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We Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’
"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."
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