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Josiah Sutton

@josiahwsutton.bsky.social
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The weird religious cousin you avoid at family gatherings. @fruitlessmedia.bsky.social, He/Him

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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 10h
you heard it here: Jesus has abandoned Ronaldo :/
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no lamestream media is making me pronounce what is obviously "Lawn" that way. nope
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you're never gonna gaslight me into pronounce Lahn as "Lane." not going to happen. quit trying
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ah ok
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Monday night halftime show in week 4 for some reason: 🎺😎
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's the good shit
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Fruitless @fruitlessmedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of the actors from WNUF Halloween Special found @spikestonehand.com and I's episode about the movie from a few years back. Very cool.
Screenshot of YouTube comments on "WNUF Halloween Special (feat. Spike Stonehand)":


@MadmanMajestro
18 hours ago
Thank you very much for the kind words on the movie. We had a lot of fun doing it. Appreciate that you enjoyed my character (the priest). Paul was wonderful as Frank. Happy Halloween!
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Threads (and, frankly, parts of Bluesky also) is like one of those islands without any natural predators. All the inhabitants see one semi-ironic post and flood it with baffled and irritated sincerity. It's amazing.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My takeaway here is that no one in the AI industry could act normal for a full dinner. They just couldn't go that long without saying something offputting or derogatory.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I find it so funny how much this seems to have backfired. All these Catholic scholars spending some quality time with Anthropic employees and coming to the same conclusion: they're all freaks
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 13/06/2025
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-" Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is?? X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew. Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like some of them before that but it’s definitely the best
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Only 42 months until Space Hotel
A New York Post story about a fantastic hotel opening in space
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Americas Top Academics Discuss
A drawing of a youtube video of two guys, one wearing a big suit and the other wearing a sweater.
One says excitedly "think about how cool it would be- giant robots show up and they're all like 'you are obsolete' and then they start shooting lasers. And I unload my gun like 'nooooooo'"
the other says "no way, it's gotta be some sort of weird disease and everyone's body gets really freaky like hands coming out of heads and shit"
the video is titled "americas top academics discuss their ideas for the coolest way for the world to end"
in the comments a user named HermanMerman85 says "two words: nuclear snakes"
in reply to him, MrPiss33227 says "grow up, it's gotta be a giant asteroid made of teeth."
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it would change nothing but it would still be stunning and important to see someone brave enough to withhold communion to certain justices over this
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ironically many American liberals do have suicidal empathy- they just have it towards conservatives, who they refuse to realize hate them and want to destroy their way of life
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goddammit
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very excited to read a lot of discourse on both sites from people who have only read a few screenshots from it or asked AI to summarize it. I’m sure this will be productive.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discourse about the IRGC letter on here: -getting mad that it quotes the Qu’ran -mad that it says Americans pay too much in taxes -scared to click link -asking AI to summarize it for them
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discourse about the IRGC letter on X: -getting mad at it for encouraging Americans to vote -assuring everybody that the IRGC doesn’t actually have any trust in the American people and that this is a secret ploy to cause more chaos by giving Trump the ability to blame a Dem victory on Iran
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did finish reading this, and it’s mostly just a correct assessment of the current situation the U.S. is in and an honestly moving plea for Americans to grow moral conviction. I’m gonna go ahead and hand it to the IRGC here.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
King of the Hill scene "If those kids could read, they’d be very upset"
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hm
Screenshot showing that if you type Bürgerreich into Google Translate to translate to English, it translates it as "bourgeoisie."
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a few really good Friday ones, but it’s mostly trash. They’re generally fun because they know they’re trash in a way Halloween doesn’t always seem to. Jason Lives is my favorite
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You got some fun, great, and terrible movies ahead of you lol
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
israelis are notably a minority within the territory they control and are (quite plausibly) doomed without western support, though i think neither of these things change the moral valence of israeli apartheid whatsoever
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Fruitless @fruitlessmedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Link: share.transistor.fm/s/f2613e94
share.transistor.fm
Revolutionary Gymnastics (Andor #1) | Fruitless
Caleb and Jackal finally got Josiah to talk about Star Wars on the podcast. On today's episode, we discuss Andor season 1, the Star Wars franchise as a whole, and the way this show and broader franchi...
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Fruitless @fruitlessmedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW EPISODE IS HERE! On today's episode, my brother finally got me to talk about a Star Wars thing: @greezymoney.bsky.social and @jackaljackal.bsky.social joined me to discuss season one of Andor. Available wherever you get your podcasts.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s interesting that the discourse has been about whether you’ve heard “Choosin’ Texas” because in a few weeks voters in Texas (and 49 other states) will be “Choosin’” their elected representatives in the midterms
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A Frogs Gent @frogsgent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Does the rationalist movement have a misogyny problem?" is a question with a pretty clear answer. Just look at what Yud's willing to say out loud.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/09/2026
maybe worry more about the giant mccarthyism coming from the dang white house
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m fine with it. He was QB1 most of last season and it was a disaster. Things have still been rocky with us this season, but Kyler Murray and Carson Wentz have been an improvement (which is saying something).
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enjoy!
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We technically won
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I don’t own a TV" or "I don’t own a radio" is not a thing pretentious people say anymore because everyone has a TV/radio in their phone that they’re looking at 24/7. I feel like you people are reheating discourse from like 2008 and thinking it makes you in touch with culture. It’s insane to me.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is just a bafflingly stupid opinion to me.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE ALL LIVE IN BUBBLES BECAUSE THERE IS NO MONOCULTURE ANYMORE BECAUSE MOST CULTURE IS GUIDED BY PLATFORMS THAT USE ALGORITHMIC SUGGESTION. ARE YOU 50 YEARS OLD????? TV??? RADIO??? NO KIDS USE THAT ANYMORE
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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can’t just keep calling it the Burgerreich 😭 The US:
Donald Trump stood in front of American flags, a McDonald’s arch. Text reads THE GOLDEN AGE
LOCALLY OWNED * NATIONALLY LOVED
MCDONALD'S IMPACT SUMMIT 2025
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seahawks are underway in the 2nd half
That achewood panel where he tells everyone he just got yelled at
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
A decade of the worst columnists in the British media being allowed and encouraged to write the most abject nonsense about trans people, with zero pushback, has encouraged them to think they are experts when it comes to all medical conditions
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very cool that Rolling Stone is trying to get people back into Texas Is The Reason.
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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What some folks really mean when they claim to have never heard Dopesmoker by Sleep
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should have said "they don’t want to be the clay in your hands" instead of cultural cachet. Dammit. Whatever. I’m not redoing it.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok ok sorry I’ll stop posting about this
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Gloria" or Mineral, it may say more about the listener than the song. Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.
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