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Josiah Sutton

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The weird religious cousin you avoid at family gatherings. @fruitlessmedia.bsky.social, He/Him

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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 3h
This is just a left wing take on an argument right wingers on X were making a few days ago
Lauren Chen ®
@TheLaurenChen
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I saw Charlie Kirk murdered on camera
I saw Iryna Zarutska murdered on camera
Televised deaths are not new
The only difference is that this time the person dying actually deserves it
AP The Associated Press *
@AP • Oct 8
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. apnews.com/article/fort-h...
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
King of the Hill scene "If those kids could read, they’d be very upset"
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hm
Screenshot showing that if you type Bürgerreich into Google Translate to translate to English, it translates it as "bourgeoisie."
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are people doubling down on it in the comments. Truly just baffling how confident people feel about saying this type of stuff.
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Your explanation describes yourself as an over functioning woman like so many of us are. Please pace yourself because it's a long 18 years mentally, emotionally and physically and it's hard to maintain that level of functioning for very long.
While this description of your husband sounds like he's not as bad as the 1 minute snapshot to your family-it shows that he's doing minimum of what he should be doing and clearly shows that you're the default parent and he HELPS you... so please stop holding yourself responsible for so much.
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The point is that he should've taken two of the trays while you got settled.
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Nope. He still could have helped. Stop harming other women by defending a husband who won't hold the baby because "feel bad". Women have to deal with far more than "feel bad" daily and still get stuff done. He could have helped. And you know it.
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So he was grieving so much he couldn't hold the baby?
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going viral has shown me firsthand that we have become quick to vility people from a brief clip, filling in everything we cannot see with assumptions. You could see that my hands were full. You couldn't hear my husband offer to help or hear me tell him to eat. You couldn't know that he was grieving or that I wanted to take care of him that evening.
If our viral moment contributes anything to the ongoing cultural conversation about how we judge what we see online, I hope it reminds us to be more comfortable saying, "I don't know the whole story."
The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain, to leave room for an explanation, and to remember that the person on our screen has a life beyond the moment we are watching.
To the people who insulted Ramses, please remember that our children may someday read your words or watch your videos. I don't want them to search for this memory and find strangers calling their dad a deadbeat. Those are untrue judgments to leave behind about someone you have never met.Ramses has handled the attention with remarkable composure. He can joke about it all. He knows who he is and doesn't let strangers define his relationship with us. He's our family's rock, and it's one of the reasons I married him.
I have found it harder.
When I've cried reading the comments and the social media "explanations" of our marriage. The man people have been attacking was the one who consoled me.
While strangers described how little he must care about me, he was helping me through the hurt their words have caused.
Media outlets across the country have contacted us asking to "tell our story." We haven't wanted to give interviews. The advice we keep hearing is to say nothing, wait a few days, and let everyone move on to the next viral video. My husband didn't want me to write this. He knows who he is and would rather just let this pass. But I felt compelled to have my own voice heard, especially when so many people were speaking for me.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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"Smiling through it all! Cant believe this is my life" meme.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just incredible
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Liv @Liv_Agar•1h
It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Steven Huffman
@Poeslawis...• 6d
President Trump appears to be Praying as he attends the 911 Remembrance Ceremony at the Pentagon today.
He is not only our Nation's Secular Leader, but our Nation's Spiritual Leader as well.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the record here: it looks like they finally decided to make a separate Wikipedia page for Lahn. Baffled this took so long.
Zach Lahn
American politician (born 1985/6)
Zachary Lahn (born 1985/1986, pronounced /lein/ LAYNE) is an American politician and businessman. A member of the Republican party, he is the Republican nominee in the 2026 lowa gubernatorial election. Lahn defeated Randy Feenstra in an upset primary win and faces Democratic former state auditor Rob Sand in the general. "]
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lmfao
AP notification:

Ed Sheeran tour
At least three supporting acts quit
Ed Sheeran's tour after Macklemore is dropped over pro-Palestinian comments onstage.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good Lord
Screenshot of weather app for Des Moines, IA. It is raining every day for the next ten days.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You reposted
big content guy @bigcontentguy
X.com
Cris Collinsworth - "On my flight here they accidentally put me in the cargo hold with all the luggage. I was banging on the door the whole flight. When we landed I just found my bag, crawled out and got an Auntie Anne's pretzel. No one even noticed."
Tirico- "Flag on the play."
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An old black and white photo of Cy the Cardinal
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Platner probably shouldn't have a wikipedia page either." Incredible. What's the point of Wikipedia if I can't look up a damn candidate's background?
Isn't he more than notable to have his own page? Grahammydoodle (talk) 05:13, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

    Per WP:NOTABLE someone is not notable to have their own page for just being an unelected candidate for office, but can still have a page if they are notable for something else. TW929 (talk) 06:33, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

        Hasn't he received enough media attention to qualify for even a brief article, though? Grahammydoodle (talk) 07:00, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

            Per WP:NOTABLE being an unelected canddiate alone dos not make him notable enough, but if hes notable for other grounds then he is. TW929 (talk) 17:39, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

                Respectfully, isn't Graham Platner also an unelected candidate for office? Additionally, I doubt Platner was very notable before running for Maine's Senate seat. But Platner has and gets an article, why not Lahn too? Grahammydoodle (talk) 00:59, 22 June 2026 (UTC)

                    You're right, Platner doesnt meet the requirements for Notability and likely should not have an article. I assume one was just created to split it off of the Maine senate article to avoid spending half of the article listing his controversies TW929 (talk) 02:09, 22 June 2026 (UTC)
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
RELEASE THE MILO FILES
Screenshot from Twitter. 

Post by @Smokewind2 from Nov 27, 2022 in reply to @kanyewest: Milo Yiannopoulos in his own words saying he secretly records and saves communications with every public figure he comes into contact with as a way to blackmail them in the future.
I wonder what kind of blackmail Milo is planning to eventually use against Ye (Kanye West).

Attached is video from Milo's stream where he's waving around an external hard drive.

Matthew Petti @matthew_petti, 2 hours ago, quote tweeting this post: we may yet see the funniest thing ever happen
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
George Santos weighs in
Screenshot from Tweet by George Santos:

George Santos ®
@Georgesantos
X.com
Milo once told me "you'll never replace me".
Well I just did.&
New Alfa Gay conservative in town the difference is; I don't incite violence or make up sexual relationship, rumors with other people to blackmail them.
I'm just plain petty and catty.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Interesting.
Screenshot of Tweet from Milo Yiannopoulos. 

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@Nero
X.com
What is the etiquette if you are going about your business and find yourself observing an ICE raid? I want to show a little respect and decency. Are you allowed to masturbate where you stand, in the street, or should you find some kind of awning or motor vehicle?
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Screenshot from Fox 6 Milwaukee:

FOX6
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lowa pastor preaches from bulletproof pulpit called 'The Sermonator
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Published October 31, 2018 9:39 PM CDT
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey everyone. Money is pretty tight for me right now and lately driving DoorDash has been bringing in less than usual. I have rent coming up here soon, and it would help a lot if you could kick a few bucks my way. My Venmo is @Josiah-Sutton. Thanks
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s exciting, Rob. Thanks for reaching out.
Screenshot of a text message. Starts off with a picture of Rob Sand giving a weird smile.

"Do you know why I'm grinning ear to ear, folks? (It's Rob Sand in case you didn't know btw).
Because we just got word that Inside Elections has officially moved our lowa governor's race from "toss-up" to "tilt Democrat!""
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Uh oh I wonder if there’s a bounty on my head
Screenshot of a notification that I was followed by New Orleans Saints (Unofficial)
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did you seriously believe you were going to win over these ghouls?
Screenshot of Riley Gaines on X:

Riley Gaines
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IA Dem House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott says she opposes "letting men in women's locker rooms" in her latest ad
In 2023 she voted AGAINST legislation that prohibited men from accessing women's locker rooms.
Anything to say about your votin Show more
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Fox News
https://www.foxnews.com
Sarah Trone Garriott's voting record clashes with locker room stance
3 days ago - Sarah Trone Garriott says she opposes men in women's locker rooms, The Democratic candidate voted against bathroom policy and girls' sports...
The Republican Party of lowa https://iowagop.org
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Democrat Sarah Trone Garriott's
Latest Campaign Ad Lies About Her...
3 days ago - Fact: Sarah Trone Garriott voted to allow men in girls' sports and private spaces, including their locker rooms and bathrooms.
gop.com
https://gop.com
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Fact Check: Trone Garriott Ad
Completely False | GOP
2 days ago - A fact check of Sarah Trone Garriott's latest ad claiming she opposes men in women's sports and locker rooms has been deemed completely false.Screenshot of Corey DeAngelis on Facebook:  

Corey DeAngelis &
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lowa Democrat Sarah Trone Garriott put out a campaign ad saying she's against "letting men in women's locker rooms."
She voted AGAINST a bill keeping men out of women's locker rooms.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey @sarahforiowa.bsky.social — this lost my vote. And you’re delusional to think you won over anyone on the right by trying this. You should be deeply ashamed for trying to cater to a moral panic like this, especially while we have an ascendant fascist movement fueling it.
Screenshot from a Sarah Trone Garriott ad where she is saying she will "oppose men in women’s locker room."
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A bunch of whining crying faces going "oooohhhhhhhhhhh"
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
From Anatomy of Fascism by Robert Paxton
It is by understanding how past fascisms worked, and not by checking the color of shirts, or seeking echoes of the rhetoric of the nation-al-syndicalist dissidents of the opening of the twentieth century, that we may be able to recognize it. The well-known warning signals— extreme nationalist propaganda and hate crimes-are important but insufficient. Knowing what we do about the fascist cycle, we can find more ominous warning signals in situations of political deadlock in the face of crisis, threatened conservatives looking for tougher allies, ready to give up due process and the rule of law, seeking mass support by nationalist and racialist demagoguery. Fascists are close to power when conservatives begin to borrow their tech-niques, appeal to their "mobilizing passions," and try to co-opt the fascist following.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Baseball is actually a really great game, and it’s much more entertaining than people say." Whenever I actually sit down and try to watch a baseball game:
Cubs vs. Cardinals, top of the 8th inning, scoreboard is 0-0
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A wojak guy gripping the shoulders of another cartoon guy so hard  they’re bleeding while making a deeply exasperated face
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Screenshot of X post from 2021:

Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton

gf: babe, i need to talk to you about how you have an issue talking over me and-

political science bf, pulling out graph: actually according to the girlfriend talking index this matter isn't up for debate, | let you talk all the time
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Heeeeere it comesssssss
Notification from an Iowa news app: Polk County, Iowa. Air Quality Alert issued until Mon, Jun 20, 11:00 AM CTA screenshot of the AirNow Fire and Smoke map. Eastern Iowan is turning red and central Iowa is yellow.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I found a guy on Instagram reels playing American Football on a steel drum
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
mfw everyone is mad i brought deviled eggs to the potluck
A screenshot of the song Guilty Of Being White by Minor Threat
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Screenshot of X post.

Josiah Sutton
Thank you, John
@josiah... • 6/25/26
John Hinckley @JohnHinc... ' 6/25/26
Socialism seems to be the wave of the future.

Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton
X.com
No, John
John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20 • 6/26/26
Socialism and National Socialism have more in common than you think.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hey @cigaretteliker.bsky.social
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yeah they’re definitely getting more comfortable saying this stuff about kids. These people are itching for a genocide.
Screenshot of an X post from dipshit Matt Van Swol: 

The dumbest shit I've ever heard is that a baby
DESERVES to be an American citizen if that baby's parents BROKE THE LAW and
ILLEGALLY ENTERED OUR COUNTRY and had a baby here.
That is so obviously idiotic.
Anyone with a brain understands that's completely insane.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Was getting really bummed out last night because I saw that all of the YouTube comments under a Taking Back Sunday music video were just old guy posting. Fuck man. Millennials are going to be annoying old guys too. Oh no
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@peppersurfer • 7mo ago
If you're 30-40 year old and still blasting here you're a fuckin legend.
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@mook03005 • 5y ago (edited)
I'm 40 this year and my 11 year old daughter is hooked on this...life is fulfilled
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@mikew2911 • 9y ago (edited)
Our children will roll their eyes to this when we are blaring it in 20 years, I can't wait.
@dannyboy1990 • 4y ago
Jesus Christ, the nostalgia is intense with this one... The opening always gives me chills. Can't believe I'm about to be 32. Where does the time go?!
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@RonW357 • 5y ago
I miss myspace and when it had the embedded music player, This was on my song list. Good times, Christ I feel old.
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@randommanwill • 1y ago
God, I miss this era of music and culture. We lived in blessed times and never realized it.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
wearing the Zach Lahn LFG hat on my way to the July 4th family cookout that I intend to ruin
A red hat similar to the MAGA hats, but it says "Iowa First LFG". Sold by the Zach Lahn campaign for $24
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Doing a little democracy
Picture of the Democrat ballot for the June 2nd Iowa primary. In the Governor box, instead of voting for Rob Sand, there is a write-in for Justin Comer
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ah yes, it must be a foreign element leading Parisians to riot. I can’t think of any rioting in Paris prior to the introduction of refugees.
X post from Katie Miller. She is quote tweeting a Visegrád 24 post saying "Riots and attempts of arson and looting reported from Paris in connection with the Champions League final played in Budapest tonight between Arsenal and PSG" with a video of a riot attached. She replies, "Import the third world, become the third world."
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The stadiums are packed. Every one is cheering for American Football in Europe
The stadiums are not packed Still not packed
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Making this long ass post about how devastating this photo has been for you while you also have the photo as your avi is one of the funniest things in the world
The Lectern Guy-@lecternleader
X.com
On a serious note, 1 am writing up my complaint against the DOJ and submitting it this week.
Maybe l'Il fly to DC and deliver it personally.
My situation is different than most. The infamy gained from this photo will be in history books.
What they did to me will have a generational effect on my family and their livelihoods.
I was mocked and called a thief by Jimmy Kimmel, John Krasinski, and Jim Carey.
My face and the accusation of being a thief was shared globally... for years. It still persists today harming my chances to win my local election or lead a normal life.
Public school teachers told my children and their friends that their dad was a terrorist.
My wife's reputation was dragged through the mud. Death threats caused her work to have to hire private security.USF denied my reentry into college.
I had to fight to get my guns rights back.
My children and myself were subjected to additional screenings by the TSA.
My federal probation officer tried to stop me from speaking out on @Timcast warning that more death threats might come if I choose to talk.
My attorney fees were 100k, I was fined 5k and | lost five years of my life to date fighting the lies they told about me.
We spent an additional 150k in publicity trying to clear my name and restore my reputation.
The DOJ could've chosen to release the evidence clearing my name but withheld it.
They maliciously charged me with felony theft.We lost things that can never be restored but if they choose to do the right thing and restore the Jers, we can finally finish setting things right.

[the photo he’s describing attached at the bottom of the post]
A zoomed in screenshot of his avi being the supposedly devastating photo, and his username being "The Lectern Guy" and his @ being @lecternleader
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I would like a sandwich. Seems like you must have accidentally disabled the replies, so I thought it would be helpful for me to just directly @ you.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Checking in on Alexander Dugin here. Hm
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Alexander Dugin @AGDugin • 1h
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I am more white than (almost) all of you. I am indo-European (Aryan) and proud to be it.
You are wrong Aryans. Liberal, weak, pervert.
You are modern. This kind of whiteness is shame. Real whites are Iranians, Indians, evolians. All the rest is a thrash.Screenshot of three tweets in a row from Dugin:

Alexander Dugin @AGDugin • 1h
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Be Eurasian. Become Greek once more.
Enough with the West. It is nothing but failure.
New beginning. Study Heidegger. Read Guénon. Stop being what you are. It is disgusting.

Alexander Dugin @AGDugin • 1h
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Whites? They have destroyed the world and themselves. To be white means to be nihilist.
It is selfhatred race. It caused so many troubles to others and to itself. It has lost the right to be something. No arguments to support its existence.

Alexander Dugin @AGDugin. 1h
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Enlightenment is the dead end. Impass. There is no Enlightenment but dark one. It is Al/ capitalism Antichrist. The Christianity has ended with Middle Ages in the West. It is still present in the Orthodox East (Russia).
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It’s awesome that the right is fine with Kalshi and shit but this brewery saying they’d give out free beer if Trump dies is "creating an incentive." Like someone is going to go "damn, I really want some beer, but I don’t have any money. I guess I’m going to kill the president!"
Screenshot of a Facebook post from Minocqua Brewing Company: Well, we almost got #freebeerday. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle.
We'll never know. Regardless, we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens.

This screenshot is being shared by Drew Grage who says, "This brewery in Wisconsin is gushing over the assassination attempt. These people want us dead."

Drew Grage’s post is quote tweeted by George Santos, who says, "This place needs to be investigated as they are creating an incentive… that’s brazen and vile."
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I do AV work for a funeral home and this is one of the most common song choices. It seems to be one of those songs that elderly boomers and silent generation folks turn to as they’re thinking about death.
Screenshot of an X post from @clashreport: 

Trump posted a video of Frank Sinatra performing “My Way”.

“And now, the end is near / And so I face the final curtain…

Regrets, I’ve had a few / But then again, too few to mention…

I did it my way.”
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Honestly I think the most baffling thing on the list is this idea of "deterrence built on AI." I would love it if someone could lay out for me what this means. I understand how big bomb that goes boom can create a geopolitical order, but how does a chatbot that tells you to commit suicide do that?
12. The atomic age is ending. One age of deterrence, the atomic age, is ending, and a new era of deterrence built on A.l. is set to begin.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A hell of a birthday present for me :)
Gravel-voiced auteur Tom Waits and trip-hop titans Massive Attack don't have much in common, but both have been pretty reluctant to put out new material.
But wait! Looks like April 16th will see some good news for fans of either (or both, as this author is).
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I give your publicity stunt 3 out of 5 stars. Which by your metrics is actually… *very low*, oof!
Screenshot of the customer ratings screen for a DoorDash driver. At the top is my average of 4.6 out of 5 stars, labeled "moderate." Below is their metrics, showing very high as above 4.88, high as above 4.76, moderate as above 4.58, low as above 4.41, and very low being anything below 4.40.
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Josiah Sutton @josiahwsutton.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
[Tweet from John Ganz in May 2023]

every foreign election on twitter: 

“very excited to hear that the opposition has prevailed, great day for democracy.” 

(30 minutes later)

“have learned opposition leader has referred to oppressed national minority as ‘dogs worthy of death’ on several occasions. concerning!”
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