iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Moving to a state with a high cost of living but as a bit

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I’m a balling and also shotcalling too but don’t tell Cere

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Using my protective snot layer to stop a bullet from shattering my skull into a bajillion pieces

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bro your mucus is looking a little thin are you stressed?

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Mammals the only group to not be utilizing snot to its potential honestly

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Getting disemboweled by a Jimmy John’s cashier after asking to have it “Jimmy Neutron’s Way”

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BonerCity, Population: 1, name, this friggin guy with two thumbs 👍 👍

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god is my shepherd that’s what he just told me

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I met God and he lives behind the abandoned garment factory, you’ll know him by the fruit he bares and the shopping cart he pushes.

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shit girl you got me so wet I’m literally oozing snot for you girl yahhh oooo yaaaaaah

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Crucified in a Yankee Candle for preaching The Word

I wipe until I bleed that’s how I know when I’m done

BRRREAK ON THROUGH TO FUCK THAT OTHER GUY - Gay The Doors

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Putting a pool noodle in my fly and yelling “look it’s my penis guys” and everyone claps and hugs me too

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No that’s not chocolate. I have shit around my mouth due to all the shit I’ve been eating.

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using my fingers to spread my asshole open so all the poop can come out super duper fast and then I can get back to the motherfucking grind 💯

have you guys noticed that the “jerk” in jerk chicken sound like jerking like playing with your penis, something funny to think about haha

“Cmon everybody let’s get out of here! This Applebees doesn’t serve alcohol to minors!!”

Good SquidDance Macabre @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Starting a pop punk band at 25 so I can sing about being in highschool

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Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

a blessed Mark Wahlberg’s 40-Day Challenge to all.

A Today Show screengrab from a few years ago referring to Lent as “Mark Wahlberg’s 40-Day Challenge.”

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

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Greezy Money @greezymoney.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I listened to Midwest Emo and FIDLAR before I drank, did I set myself up for failure from the git go?

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Greezy Money @greezymoney.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

how deep do you think his chin hole goes

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t theonion.com/this-wa...

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Greezy Money @greezymoney.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Here’s mine, something to think about in this bitch of a world.

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Greezy Money @greezymoney.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I been drinking way too much redbull

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you remind me of a slinky, I wanna push you down the fucking stairs until you’re all bent and tangled

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well scrunch my nuts and call me ridonculous that’s a mighty fine jalopy you got there mister - Jimmy Stewart, Vertigo 1958

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chewing nicotine gum but never smoking a cigarette in my life

Greezy Money @greezymoney.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

animal crackers in my soup monkeys and rabbits loop de loop now there’s animal crackers in my poop. Shitley Temple, Shartly Temple, you get it..

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My Name is Earl is class analysis.

Greezy Money @greezymoney.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

got a belly full of booze and a car full of keys babayyyyy