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joose bawks

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Ed @ed3d.net · 5h
just make this guy president already, we need a hockey president
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/10/2026
The Detroit Free Press allowed readers to submit their verdict on who won the debate between Dr. Abdul El Sayed and Mike Rogers— but the only two people who said Rogers won decided to include anti Arab slurs in their letters in addition to abject lies. So the DFP refused to publish them.
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: bit.ly/4AUe43X
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
08 Oct 2026
Heathcliff sits on the witness stand in a courtroom, being questioned a lawyer while a judge watches on. Heathcliff's holding a ventriloquist dummy that looks exactly like the opposing counsel. The lawyer and judge both look at Heathcliff angrily, and the judge, banging his gavel, says "Objection sustained."
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roommate brought a bunch of his Druid friends over. Now I have to pretend like I give a shit about the equinox if I want to be in the living room
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have legally changed my name to Amanda Hugandkiss.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
Ahh, old hollywood. When the men were men
film credits:

gowns ....... bill thomas
make-up ......... bud westmore
hair stylist ........ larry germain
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.tumblr.com/paulftompkin...
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💬 5  🔁 394  ❤️ 1144 · In 1977 I was 9 years old. · At a New Year’s Eve party at the house of a relative we didn’t see that often, I found myself up past my bedtime with the party in full swing. At…
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is not a problem you can fix with calm, reasoned debate. you can't even fix it by improving people's lives with policy. there is no clear, proven, non-violent solution to this issue. finding one is the most significant problem of our age.
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joose bawks @joosebawks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/G9w22XdkE1M?... Explain this, smarty pants.
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Sesame Street - Wegman's Dogs: The Waiter
YouTube video by SchfiftyThree628
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/10/2026
shit like this is why I’m not a free speech absolutist. people like this, antivaxxers, etc should absolutely not be allowed to have platforms and when they post things like this, social media cos should be legally required to take it down
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
holy shit this pitching motion
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking of the old lady outside Citizens Bank last night who was asked “Do you think there could still be a Red October” and she replied “If there is, they don’t deserve it”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kids all right.
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‘That’s so AI!’ What gen Alpha’s biggest insult tells us
The year’s most popular slang reveals what young people think about artificial intelligence – and it’s not positive
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
25 Sep 2026
Heathcliff rides around his living room in his ham car, driving in zig zags on the carpet. Grandma Nutmeg is entertaining a friend, and she says "The 'zoomies* are different around here."
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine using A.I. instead of hand painting an amazing mural of a steer waiter serving the best steaks.
Sick mural of a cow waiter serving steaks on the side of a local steakhouse
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a candidate for President / Congress isn't running on a promise of tribunals, I'm not interested.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@schizarella
no it's not.

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@schizarella
no it's not.
Readers added context:
Yes it is.

Readers added context:
Yes it is.
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oxo good grips broadsword
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 24/09/2026
this lady on threads posted this big huge thing about how artists are just jealous that everyday people can now use AI to create better art that gets more attention so i click through to see her “art”… i wish there was an unveil feature here:
AI slop dragon in sunglasses 

BIGGER IDEAS
MESSIER CREATIVE PROCESS
MORE MAGIC
PET MORE DRAGONS
SAME SARCASM
Fueled by Coffee Chaos
BIG IDEAS
AI CHAOS
* DRAGON ENERGY
* SARCASM & SPELLS
WOMEN WHO CREATE
FANTASY OVER FEAR
PROMPTS & POSSIBILITIES
CREATE WEIRDER BRAVER
KINDER
COOLER WORLDS
FABULOUS
CHAOS
LIVES HERE
Same
Human
Different
Magic
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Justified “FUCK ICE” Chants: Fishers, Indiana Edition #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision fun fact: a few WBD execs are in attendance
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had never seen this Game Boy model that came on an action figure card backing, it makes me happy to look at. Man, remember consumer electronics?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can only buy a lotto ticket with cash
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