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I make things, sometimes they even work.

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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 22h
Who amongst us hasn't been tempted...
Accountant calls police after being asked to attend meeting
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the exhausting things about the current climate is when the weird conspiracies about how Facebook terms are so they can take your niece’s birthday party photos and turn them into coffee table books for public sale or something turn out to be true.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The infuriating thing about these headlines now is that “AI” has lost all meaning. Is this a machine learning model trained specifically to flag potential airspace conflicts before they become a problem (good, eases controller load) or an LLM set loose to respond to ATC calls without enough context?
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes. And I was saying the same thing in 2015 about 1995.
Wireframe labelled ‘1995.’ A browser address bar shows ‘http://mit.edu/~bob_brown’ with a home icon on the right. Below it is a large box labelled ‘Header,’ followed by a much larger box labelled ‘Content,’ with ‘(page 1 of 1)’ underneath.”Wireframe labelled ‘2015.’ From top to bottom: browser bar showing ‘http://ars.ly/’; banner reading ‘For the love of god, ICO’ with a ‘Got it’ button; ‘Flash’; ‘Coke-fuelled branding’; Twitter, Facebook and Google+ buttons; ‘23,119 tricked into coming here today’; a small ‘Content (page 1 of 15)’ box; ‘9 ways to eat pork scratchings that will shock you,’ ‘Link that will really go to page 2 >>>,’ a green ‘Disguised Ad >>>’ button, and ‘Autoplaying video.’ Below is a ‘Clickbait’ section with ‘will amaze you,’ ‘weird old trick,’ ‘controversial pill,’ ‘iPads for nothing,’ ‘looks fat now,’ ‘doctors hate her,’ and ‘will change the way you hula something something tits.’ Large sidebars on both sides read ‘scroll to heat your flat.’ The bottom section reads ‘Bile.’
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Evolve to Crab 🦀 🏳️‍⚧️ @obscuricom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You will never in a million years guess what this is a direct response to.
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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GubbWerks in Exile @gubbwerks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Free Market: a wholly owned subsidiary of Old White Dudes LLC.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We should have a systemic nationwide campaign of making it socially unacceptable to ride bikes (motorised or otherwise) on pavements. Anytime we see a grown adult who's too scared to ride their bike on an empty residential road with a 20mph speed limit, heckle them for a being a massive coward.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Crap pick and mix, insufficient jelly snakes and cola bottles.
A pub kid’s menu, the section is titled Pick & Mix and lists assorted savory foods that can be combined.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My proposal - any company that employs people for little enough money those employees need social benefits gets taxed 2x the amount employees are eligible for (not what they claim, because then they’d just strong arm employees into not claiming).
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For unknown reasons (which I can't be bothered to diagnose) the Bluesky app on my phone isn't letting me log in with an error message about the password being wrong. The same one I just used to log in here. Anyway, guess I'm on an enforced less Bluesky period.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I broke the golden rule and allowed my phone into my bed, now I’m here at 0017 when I was all set up for an early night 90 minutes ago.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listening to @originstorypodcast.bsky.social on Section 28 and I’m once again reminded of the two secondary school teachers we had in year eleven who decided to risk their careers and criminal prosecution by taking what now seems a totally uncontroversial stance that being gay is fine.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/08/2026
Against all odds, EVE Online has made the decision to move on from Python 2.7. What excuses are you making to keep yourself from overdue changes in YOUR life?
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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“First Westerner to ever officially design a Pokemon during his time at Game Freak” is quite a niche achievement but well done for wearing it with pride anyway.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fuming at this nonsense. There probably is a legit documentary in examining whether the modern world exacerbates the effects of ADHD, I have little doubt it does. This isn’t that though, this is some grifter being handed a national stage to tell people to just suck it up and get better.
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Robin Moira White @robinmoirawhite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Law of Unintended Consequences (2025), Section 7, sub-section (4)(d). I laughed and laughed.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey @rejectpetitions.bsky.social fans, I’ve decided it’s time the petitions website team were allowed to just say mad petitions are mad. Sponsor my petition to do just that: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
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Find, sign or create petitions calling for the UK Parliament or UK Government to act
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Played some Big Walk with the Discord, having already done the opening hour or so with one other person I was dubious it would scale to 8-12 well but somehow it does. Much more chaotic but in a very entertaining way.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Honestly quite up for a Thunderbirds ttrpg. Each player is one of the Tracy brothers, and because being John Tracy on Thunderbird 5 would suck that’s the GM who relays messages from around the world.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 14/08/2026
today on the normal island the prime minister banned disposable BBQs then texted every person in the country about it :))
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Election workers sort through spoiled ballots at Clacton Leisure Centre after the voting closed.
Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images
From The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2026/aug/14/clacton-byelection-spoiled-ballot-disgraceful-farage-binface

One metre-long paper has WHAT A DISGRACEFUL WASTE OF MONEY written across it
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The little seen case of “It’s not clear what you’re asking the government to do” in which it’s actually unclear.
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Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 MIGW26 @hey.paris · 10/08/2026
Big Walk GOTY
A bunch of big walk characters pointing at each other like the spider man pointing meme. All the characters are painted in spider man colours.
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the modern top-down "you don't know what you want, we know what you want" style of multiplayer game design deeply precludes actual communities forming, communities deciding what they like in a meaningful way, or any kind of mod explosion like, well, fucking original DOTA, and i hate that
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Mogwai Fear Sarah @nogenius.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hi! I'm looking for trans athletes affected by gender rules in sports (or other competitions like chess) for a possible panel at @transliberationgroup.org.uk conference in Manchester 26/27 September Send an email to mail@transliberationgroup.org.uk if this is you, or you have info Please share!
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle was very much like Marmite, in that you wouldn’t want him on your television screen, radio, or newspaper.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just managed to knock my watch with utmost precision directly into a glass of water. Couldn’t have hit that one on the first attempt if I was trying.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Regrettably I’m down ‘tut mines, and probably going to die of coal dust inhalation in not very many years from now.
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Game Maker's Toolkit @gamemakerstoolkit.com · 27/07/2026
Well, it finally happened! After 9 years of Unity dominance, Godot was the most used game engine for GMTK Game Jam 2026 submissions. 🤖 Godot - 47% 🎮 Unity - 34% 🛠️GameMaker - 5% 🚀 Unreal Engine - 3% ✨ Other - 11%
Pie chart showing game engines used to create 10,511 GMTK Game Jam games in 2026. Godot has the largest slice with 47%. Then Unity with 34%. Other with 11%. Game Maker with 5%. And Unreal Engine with 3%.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Exhibit H in the case for techbros needing to learn that having become filthy rich off being good at computer whispering not actually translating into being knowledgable about everything.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s the charge, having a good time with intent?
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
From a historical perspective, small groups of motivated people can drive change, even if the majority is supine. This is fortunate, otherwise I’d despair about how we’re going to combat fascism & climate crisis when people won’t even slightly inconvenience themselves by leaving a Nazi CSAM website
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Emma Kent @goneefk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Odyssey 🤝 England men’s football team Taking several decades to come home
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
measure twice and all that
the orphan source swear box at emfcamp, shown here with a geiger counter
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Mike D London @mikedlondon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In a blow to Farage's claim that the byelection is him versus the 'Establishment', the fox candidate has now withdrawn...
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 12/07/2026
ME: I'm excited to see this movie! Google, which actor portrays Darth Vader? FAN WIKI: Darth Vader, AKA Anakin Skywalker. Status: deceased (patricide)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
blogged it aftermath.site/microsoft-xb...
aftermath.site
You Don't Have To Hand It To Microsoft For A Well-Planned Bloodbath
People are being laid off in a horrendous job market. You do not have to praise the muddled prose of the rich and insulated.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I see 4th July has brought firework takes back round so I’m once again going to say that while almost everything say people shouldn’t be allowed to buy the things there’s little I enjoy more than the chaos of standing in the middle of a housing estate on Bonfire Night as the world explodes.
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Anna Forringer-Beal @annaf-b.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hi hello modern slavery expert here 👋👋 requiring asylum and refugee seekers to pay back support is precisely how traffickers keep victims in debt bondage. this exposes people to even greater re-trafficking risks. is the uk government trying to stop trafficking or learn from criminals?
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’ve been very late to this but I just finished The Handmaid’s Tale TV show, which is an absolute masterpiece of storytelling. There were two points in particular I wanted to walk away because I didn’t think they could possibly keep up the momentum, and at both of them I’m glad I did.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
One of my petty hates js when people speaking on behalf of an organisation that has some sort of rule open with “unfortunately” before describing the consequences. You set the rule, there’s no misfortune going on here so just step up and own it.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Don't do any of this.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think one of my favourite paintings is the one where Captain Oates has just been kicked in the balls by a penguin.
A polar explorer doubled up in pain, like he's just been hoofed in the crackers.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Comedy end to humanity: Everybody involved in the UK’s nuclear deterrence program assumes somebody else told the sub captains about Radio 4 long wave being turned off.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I saw in passing someone pull out the old “China is emitting more carbon than we are” argument today and I’d love to know how much of that carbon is in fact going into stuff being made for export to the nations regularly trying to shirk responsibility by saying that.
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Jon Wood @jonwood.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Free TV show idea if anyone fancies pitching it to Netflix: All The Tools, a cookery competition show in which amateur chefs are presented with a selection of kitchen gadgets and some ingredients. They have one hour to make a two course meal with whatever they’ve got. They do not have any pans.
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 25/06/2026
only Hull is spared
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