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Paul Curry

@cr3ative.co.uk
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I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity. www.cr3ative.co.uk

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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Watched the latest Grand Designs about an hour ago and my eye has only just stopped twitching
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I see 1Password has made passkeys worse www.1password.community/1password-at... Seemingly this is an attempt to align to the passkey spec, but it is _materially_ worse by user experience. Every time passkeys seem to be gaining adoption, something like this seems to happen.
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1Password's Chrome Extension now seems to require biometrics/macOS password to use a passkey | 1Password Community
Hi, something appears to have changed in the 1Password Chrome extension (macOS).Passkeys used to be fillable without being prompted for biometrics. As I use my laptop with the lid closed, I have to en...
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/09/2026
paying my dues
Email client screenshot. Sender/title/description:

Cleverbridge / win.rar GmbH
Reference #553817234: Your WinRAR order
Dear Customer, Thank you for your order. Below you will find your Cleverbridge reference number. To ensure the most prompt and
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/09/2026
"Accidentally safe through strategic neglect" okay first of all RUDE, by being out of date I have successfully avoided us being open to a CVE, how about some positive framing of the issue
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
My wife is just revealed that in order to read books faster, she will listen to the audiobook WHILE reading the e-book. At the same time. Is this common? Is my wife broken?
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 16/09/2026
fun top tip: if there's a feature in Chrome you don't like, and can't figure out how to disable, there's a strong chance it _can_ be disabled with an enterprise policy rule. you can write those policies yourself! chromeenterprise.google/intl/en_uk/p...
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12/09/2026
long exhale
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/09/2026
one of my favourite “bits” recently was entering a prize draw at a hotel on an industrial estate during an event. I won a night at that hotel. Attended with slightly annoyed wife and enjoyed the buffet breakfast on a random week day.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@kendrawcandraw

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot

Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh suuuuuwah
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/08/2026
> try to access email > signed out > sign in to email > a new email arrives > you signed in to email thank you computer
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/08/2026
I didn’t think they’d allow this as a review to be fair
Amazon review for a spray bottle

This item is terrible
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 August 2026
The spray head is cheap and the output is poor. The head fell off the bottle causing a spillage from very normal use. I hate this spray bottle and curse all involved in this transaction.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 19/08/2026
all this "ULEZ has made childrens lungs larger" chat makes me think of is
business card for Dr. Crobar's Lung Extensions
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 14/08/2026
today on the normal island the prime minister banned disposable BBQs then texted every person in the country about it :))
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/08/2026
Perhaps I will
Sign reading “indulge in a frozen cocktail” except a man is slightly in the way so it reads “indulge in a frozen cock”, well, almost anyway
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/08/2026
probably reached peak local facebook with this
fb post. body text: "Did anyone see this the morning? I’m very concerned that they are flying this over a main motorway. Very dangerous and very concerning. I’m extremely annoyed they would risk others lives like this. Surely this isn’t legal does anybody know who I can contact. As I was driving under it I was panicking so hard incase it just falls and kills me god sake it’s terrible some people don’t care about others and it’s really beginning to show".

picture below: a hot air balloon, in the sky
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Grace @gracekind.net · 03/08/2026
so I told the CEO it sounds like he’s just feeding tokens to Steve Yegge and then his accountant started crying
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 31/07/2026
going on a three hour car journey tomorrow and my partner is currently cooking, with the intention of eating, boiled cabbage and lentils
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Extremely useful tool. Marvellous.
An image of the London Eye, which is now a giant eyeball
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 30/07/2026
finally moved all my zigbee devices to a co-ordinator which can map the connectivity graph around the house and I'm now mad at how it has decided to mesh together what do you MEAN a work lamp in the living room is co-ordinating half the other side of the house
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/07/2026
Sorry
Sign on door reads: These doors are NOT in use
apologise whilst we make Improvement's
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 23/07/2026
me: very high energy bills my energy provider: we made a digital fish tank if you charge your car :3 ARE YOU BORED? DO YOU NEED SOMETHING TO DO OVER THERE???
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Kestral Gaian @kestr.al · 20/07/2026
Last night, as #EMFCamp came to a close, I heard someone say that everyone, not just billionaires, should be able to "move fast and break things." I disagree. If there's one thing EMF has taught me - this year in particular - it's how to Move Slow and Mend Things. news.kestr.al/move-slow-an...
news.kestr.al
Move Slow and Mend Things
The antidote to the “move fast and break things” philosophy can, occasionally, be found in a field on the Welsh border.
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Jonathan Hogg @jonathanhogg.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I think the most important thing you can do (other than volunteer) as an attendee is tell us how *your* #EMFCamp went on the feedback page: emfcamp.org/feedback We read absolutely everything and it makes a huge difference to the team to hear that it was worth it
grist.orga.emfcamp.org
Grist, the evolution of spreadsheets
A modern, open source spreadsheet that goes beyond the grid
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Harry Metcalfe @harrym.com · 17/07/2026
The #EMFurby embarks. Can you find it? #emfcamp
A girl holding a 2-meter long furby
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Someone in IKEA came up to me and said “excuse me! Exit?” thinking I was staff I said “I don’t know” reflexively and they walked off talking about how I won’t be able to find my way out either I’m sorry! For next time just follow the arrows you’ll get there
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/07/2026
I keep a spare Android around so I know how to use them. Updated to one on Android 17! Very up to date. Pleased to report they're still an absolute hot mess as evidenced by the official Facebook app in the official Play Store having the description of "hacked"
Photo of an Android Phone, showing the Play Store, in the Apps Tab. Under the Social Networking category, the Facebook app appears, with the subtitle "hacked"
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/07/2026
Screen protector multipacks are great, because the first is simply a threat to any that come next They will watch incompetence be rewarded with the bin, and learn fear. Keeps them in line
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 02/07/2026
Great times here in Kent as the council have changed the tip booking system for the third time, resulting in nobody knowing how to use the new one, never seen so many slots available. I look forward to the next booking system in 6 months time
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 29/06/2026
Dog Egg
a sur la table product called “dog egg & pancake mold”
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/06/2026
free business idea for EVRI: Charge me £10 to eject the package from your network, on to DPD, when it reaches your Hub, so I do not have to trust you to deliver it or go find it in a hedge you are welcome to make £5 on this
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 25/06/2026
extremely fucking cool skeleton on a fire background. captions overlaid: HELLYEA I USED GPT TO WRITE THIS: GENERALLY PAUL TYPING. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES, SORRY I WILL FIX THEM
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 25/06/2026
tenth year in a row petitioning Zoopla/Rightmove to start a comments section on property listings it would be an _incredible_ april fools if nothing else
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 24/06/2026
Ice cream van in the car park, so just bought a Waffle Cone with Flake (single). Traditional Mr Whippy style ice cream. How much do you think it cost? 1️⃣ idk, like £2.50? 2️⃣ four quid? 3️⃣ £5 4️⃣ over six english pounds 📊 Show results
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Warm up sketch/Widow’s Bay fan art.
A woman in a folk horror flavour headdress I’ve repeated the image twice behind it
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Grantham Research Institute at LSE @granthamlse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We regret that our event on Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office. Our apologies to everyone who was planning to attend the event.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 20/06/2026
It’s 20:40 and very unclear who is currently on
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 20/06/2026
Sat on the short end of a bench and sent the other end flying upwards I must leave this venue now
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 19/06/2026
I quite like that the Sainsbury's store feedback form doesn't even ask for your contact details for any follow-up etc. Just goes straight in to a shredder somewhere
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 15/06/2026
“Kitchens and more”
YouTube screenshot from an Apple TV. A video under the category “Kitchens and more” is visible. The video title is “Exploring an Abandoned Nuclear Waste
Facility”
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 15/06/2026
heavily implies they’re going to throw it at my head and they don’t want me to dodge it
Yodel email. Picture of flying package. Subtitle of “there’s a parcel heading your way”
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Legacy Update @legacyupdate.net · 14/06/2026
Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.
The top-left corner of Microsoft Word 2007, showing the ribbon.
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Love this city. The racists are all stuck in a shit pub rn being yelled at by *checks notes* Fatboy slim?
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 06/06/2026
Huh. Thought these reasonably obvious web apps would be on Linux tbh
McDonald’s ordering kiosk with Activate Windows visible
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 03/06/2026
I binned some headphones that had a habit of calling people I hadn't spoken to in 10 years at 3 in the morning, when I was trying to adjust the volume
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 03/06/2026
Feature request for all mobile phones: "Enter passcode to place phone call" Emergency services excluded obviously. But: I have contacts in my phone that I haven't spoken to in 15 years, and every Voice Assistant I've ever used has a REAL ENTHUSIASTIC view to placing calls to them
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 02/06/2026
Chrome offered me a new "AI Mode" button. Asked it how to disable AI Mode. Got a reasonable reply. Satisfied with the service.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 01/06/2026
Gaming PC was having some _rather_ bad thermal throttling happening. Installed some new speed-controllable fans, and they can move a colossal amount of air very rapidly. However as a side effect, the computer can now be heard thinking because it goes AWOOOOOOSSHHHHHH whenever it considers something
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