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jon rosenberg

@jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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extremely alive cartoonist. I won an award once • amultiverse.com • goats.com • patreon.com/jonrosenberg • linktr.ee/mrjonrosenberg • he/him

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10h
How do you expect to come up with a complex set of lyrically appropriate hand signs to accompany Birdhouse in Your Soul that you and your high school friends can perform together at their parents' 90s beach house without bong hits
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16h
Shit, thanks for letting me know.
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 20h
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I tried this and my barber called the police on me
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 03/10/2026
Everyone who makes comics is cool and is doing a good job.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You want some advanced color theory tips? There's only one color, it's called frangus, and it can only be seen by bats. It's pretty much useless. You'll save a whole lot of time and money working without it
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CONTROL RESONANT is such a beautiful and unique experience. God, what a game.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
doctor manhattan is sitting on mars and lamenting the nature of time while pondering the quote below
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/10/2026
READING SOMEONE SAYING LICHTENSTEIN WAS A TALENTLESS HACK PIECE OF SHIT: oh yea absolutely READING SOMEONE LAYING OUT IN CONVINCING TERMS WHY HIS WORK IS INTERESTING: oh right forgot about that READING A DIFFERENT PERSON CALLING HIM A HACK: fuck him READING ANOTHER ARGUMENT ABOUT WHY HE'S GOOD: oh y
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dislike the whole project but his paintings have always overwhelmingly struck me as NAIVE in a way that he doesnt seem to intend-- he's treating the illo as lowbrow and authorless and making a joke of putting it into Fine Art, but all i can see is man this fucker had no grasp of drawing at all lol
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How does one get an academic degree in doomsday, I'm wondering. Because that would be a reason to go back to school
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the i need attention to the i feel too perceived pipeline
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It makes much more sense when you understand how it's all building to their murder cinematic universe time travel murdervengers flagship crossover series
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly this. Always has been a grift, always will be a grift. They're selling you on a Ferrari at a Ferrari price point and the AI stans are yelling THIS IS MAGIC driving around in a Pinto. A nation of rubes and suckers.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Personally I'll never forget that Rush Limbaugh is dead.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a high bar.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shocked to learn that Newt Gingrich is still alive.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's an appropriate response
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm also getting notes of WarGames
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The makers of the Torment Nexus bring you Skynet
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I solved the mystery of at least one of them! If you had "ruptured gas main" as your pick please come collect your winnings
Aerial footage of a leaking gas main and the construction vehicle that caused the rupture near where I live
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something big must have come through there. But I hear Damage Control is on the way with a repair crew
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Came across three separate roadblocks set up by emergency vehicles as I ran my errands earlier, which means there's either a zombie infestation or I have to level up a bit more before those areas unlock
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you're imagining a world where people have access to music writing robots but not a radio
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck all the way off with this shit
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're trying to "solve art" you're either incredibly stupid or incredibly evil. Art isn't a problem, it's a solution
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At some point they are going to realize he's a lame duck and turn on him and I am hoarding all of the popcorn
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The current huge story about the gang rape at Cornell University, a crime originally brushed off and covered up by the administration, is SOLELY the product of the student paper, the Cornell Daily Sun, which doggedly pursued the story. Not the NYT or CNN. An independent student paper. #Cornell
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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR | Cornell Won’t Listen, We Will
The Sun's Editor-in-Chief Sophia Dasser '28 calls on the Cornell community to share its reactions to the Chi Phi lawsuit and the University's response, on the record, for a permanent public archive.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If they're Resonant screenshots I'm okay with it
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh. She... um. She didn't make it. I'm so sorry
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not yet! I gave him a lost dog toy and his fur was soft
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am pleased to announce that there is a dog in Control Resonant, and yes, you do get to pet him. He is a Good Boy
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're a Cloudpunk fan, Ion Lands has just dropped their followup, Nivalis Nights, set in the same city. No idea if it's any good but I enjoyed the last one enough to give it a chance store.steampowered.com/app/1488490/...
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Save 10% on Nivalis Nights on Steam
Grow your business, manage restaurants and nightclubs, make friends and enemies, buy and decorate apartments, go fishing and maybe even find love in a cyberpunk city that stretches from the ocean to t...
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a bill in the mail from a memory removal service and I'm finding it very difficult to contest the charges.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm loving it so far. Takes a bit to get the traversal options and then it opens up and whee Not the same as the first game but definitely a similar flavor
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a bill in the mail from a memory removal service and I'm finding it very difficult to contest the charges.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cut this shit out
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I told them I was in! I told them I would even bring my own knives. Sadly they're all invites and zero followthrough.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope you are well also! Doing well, welling it up, wellstyle
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Alt: mr bean waving hello
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Viktor!
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't have anything to post right now. I just wanted to say hi to y'all. Hi
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite ones are when they want me to come cover surgical shifts.
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