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jon rosenberg

@jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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extremely alive cartoonist. I won an award once • amultiverse.com • goats.com • patreon.com/jonrosenberg • linktr.ee/mrjonrosenberg • he/him

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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's been a minute
a panel from an ancient comic from about 25 years ago about lawyers having sex with candy
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The timing for this couldn't be better
inks for a panel of a Good Hitler comic, GH is looking intently at his cards at a poker table ina  casino
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At the same time, it's just a website. Goats still lives! Enough navel gazing, back to inking for me.
A strangely familiar man examines his cards in a casino in unfinished inks for an upcoming Goats comic
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Zuko says goodnight
Zuko, a medium black and white dog of the normal variety, cuddles under the covers with his stuffed toy dogcow
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
doctor manhattan is sitting on mars and lamenting the nature of time while pondering the quote below
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I solved the mystery of at least one of them! If you had "ruptured gas main" as your pick please come collect your winnings
Aerial footage of a leaking gas main and the construction vehicle that caused the rupture near where I live
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I should have a new page of Goats for Patreon folks by end of day today. Pencils, inks, flats, backgrounds and lettering is done, I just have to do highlights and such. Shouldn't take long.
Oliver, a tiny mech-riding cig-smoking baby chicken, is not having it. "the only place I’m going right now is red lobster, shitstain. go ahead and try to stand in between me and endless shrimp and see what happens."
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zuko says goodnight
Zuko getting ready for bedZuko mlemZuko sleepy under covers
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Zuko says goodnight
Zuko is cuddling with his plush dog toy which is dressed as a cow. The cow costume is only slightly eaten. Zuko is sleepy
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More Oliver Fun Facts: Oliver was named after another unwelcome cast addition, Cousin Oliver of Brady Bunch fame.
Oliver's first appearance on 12/24/03Cousin Oliver getting ketchup on the floor again, cut that out now you numbskull
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun fact: Oliver is 23 now but he is permanently tiny on account of chainsmoking full-tar no-filter cigarettes for 23 years
Oliver, a chain-smoking permanently growth-stunted chicken, is sitting in the seat of a mech in a bar in the Mayan version of Hell. 

oliver: I heard a rumor from a guy who was on fire that the firewall bit it in a memebomb blast in the snelven levels. 
but you know those guys. 
they’re not always reliable.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New Goats page is done! I'll post tonight or tomorrow morning.
Oliver, a chain-smoking permanently growth-stunted chicken, is sitting in the seat of a mech in a bar in the Mayan version of Hell. 

oliver: I heard a rumor from a guy who was on fire that the firewall bit it in a memebomb blast in the snelven levels. 
but you know those guys. 
they’re not always reliable.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is probably, to me, the saddest comic I ever drew.
A comic about a girl who's dad became a bunny, probably
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And the conclusion. This is why networking when you're young is so important later on
Drac Jones #5, the end
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm posting some old comics today, it seems. Here's Dracula Jones, Vampire Detective
Dracula Jones, Vampire Detective #1Dracula Jones, Vampire Detective #2Dracula Jones, Vampire Detective #3Dracula Jones, Vampire Detective #4
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also I invented Claude the same year. SOrry
A comic about having robots do your comics for you
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apparently I wrote a comic about AI about fourteen years ago. Pretty accurate.
A comic about AI from 2012. The post beneath it read: "I have gazed out into the quantum threads of our mutual future and seen what it will bring: Artificially intelligent dating advisors. It’s an inevitability. Maybe they live on your phone! Maybe they live in a corpse. The future’s so bright!"
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a followup comic about the megahorse
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A comic about a large horse
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These guys were fuckin crazy. Out of their minds
A cluster of weird mushrooms
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I saw some good mushrooms today
A mushroomA smaller yellow mushroom

A coral style mushroom
Excuse me sir please put that away
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She posted, luckily still with us
A B&W photo of Dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin. The post says "No Words..." and an emoji of a broken heart
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I still stand by everything in this thread but I am getting a real kick out of this week's episode's Pelia puppet. It's perfectly designed and Carol Kane's voice was made for this kind of work.
Puppet Pelia tells Puppet Pike that Puppet Scotty has made an engineering error
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm sure he's fine
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is Baron von Strucker erasure
The first time a major character relied on a weaponized, shock-delivering glove was in Strange Tales #157 (1967). Created by Jim Steranko, the villainous leader of Hydra, Baron von Strucker, wore a massive metal gauntlet called the Satan Claw.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They're just copying stuff from The Legend of Korra now.
ICE agent Asami uses her electric glove to take down a known international fugitive
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Almost there.
Gukumatz, Jerrell/Parasite, Hurakan and Oliver hanging out in their local axis pub in Xibalba. Comic art, almost complete, needs dialogue and some slight touchups
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
UPDATE:
FBI Agent Dana Sculley says goodnight to her father, Major Garland BriggsScully's dad's force ghost tries to communicate from the beyondScully seems surprised to see her dead dad. She says, "Dad?"
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
woohoo
45000 followers, a number with no significance except that it's not 50k and is 10% more disappointing
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just found this in a New Yorker article from 2021. This tracks with my personal experience. It was a fun ride until it wasn't and now all I have left is the residue of regret www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
My mother inherited my grandfather’s politics and passed them down to me. For several years during the George W. Bush Administration, I drove around with a bumper sticker that read “Republicans for Voldemort.” I thought the bumper sticker was funny. Eventually, though, I had to remove it, because too many people in town took it as a sign of support for the G.O.P.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
yum. needs cheese tho
A delicious cheesteak demon
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Give up? This one was tricky. It's Nicole De Boer! Your second favorite Dax played Bobby Terrance's girfriend Laura in a handful of KITH episodes.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Here's a hint to get you started
Scott Thompson on Star Trek Voyager
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I fucking hate AI
Ah, that completely changes the game! It makes perfect sense now.You are referring to the webcomic Goats by Jonathan Rosenberg.In the comic, characters explicitly poke fun at fake historical facts and bizarre quotes. The strip features an ongoing joke where characters confidently attribute absurd, entirely fabricated nonsense phrases—like "the hypotenuse of a horse"—directly to John F. Kennedy, claiming he used to say it all the time.It is a pure piece of surreal, deadpan humor from the comic strip designed to sound like an old idiom while being totally meaningless. You had the source exactly right!
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
inks for an upcoming panel of Goats, starring dead Mayan programmer Hurakan and demonic Xibalban middle manager Gukumatz. They are discussing something that has gone wrong, and the degree of precedence for such an occurrence
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
a comic about canada and its culture
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oliver's old mechbody was shot
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jon introducing Jerrell to the parasite
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sketches for oliver and jerrell's upcoming Goats chapter
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Jon! They stole your multi-million dollar idea!" No. Stealing this idea is tradition. Great artists steal.
The cover of Primus' Pork Soda album, featuring what appears to be a clay sculpture of a crazed cartoon pig's head
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You can remove Bryan Brown from Cocktail if you promise to add Bryan Brown from FX
Bryan Brown standing in front of the monster prop from FX
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sky looks like a Toy Story 5 promo. How tacky. How basic
A perfect cloudy blue sky with puffy clouds
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Blobfish, out of the water
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I love the attention to detail in Widow's Bay. In the historical flashback episode, they use the 4:3 aspect ratio, just like it was back in 1702
A google search for Widow's Bay that asks "Did you mean: the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed"
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Remember to get up and take a break every few hours! Self-care is important, the sphinx will still be there later
Fineas, suffering from Sphinx Fatigue: "I like sphinxes! I do. I think I just need a break from them once in a while."
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
a portion of a Goats comic script I'm working on that contains the phrase "snelven levels" which, it turns out, is really difficult to say fast multiple times
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I did it first.
A comic about pocket horses
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I may have played a little BG3, previously. A little.
PLAY TIME 238.6 hours
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Found a woodpecker but he refused to keep pecking after I started filming. Rude.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Page 50 of Goats 5 is now live for Patrons! My enemies said this could never happen but they're all strangely quiet now www.patreon.com/posts/goats-...
Prak, a weird pale man holding potatoes in front of a flaming scifi city, says "I can't believe they're dead." He seems upset.
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