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@jonlyne.bsky.social
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Music listening. Birding. Whingeing. Been in a bad mood for the last sixty years.

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 6h
Yes, it's a better app for ipad. The display issue was why I switched. I like that conversations are visible that the bluesky app will not show.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 6h
I've used it for a while. I wish it did muting/blocking of individual words. Otherwise it's fine.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 6h
I keep coming back to this superb album. #NowPlaying - McDonald and Giles
McDonald & Giles track list
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 10h
When we parked at the Northern we paid through the app. Still had a "warning notice" as the parking attendant couldn't tell if we'd paid through the app or not. It's stressful enough without that. Hope you're both ok. 🤡🤡🤡
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 16h
The laptop with a CD drive is in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 16h
Oh bum! Playing a VDGG album on the phone and noticed that the track list is wrong/corrupted. checked the USB key - same. checked the music directory - same. May just pay for a new download.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Portrait artist of the year is back... AND ALL THE OLD JUDGES HAVE GONE AWAY! and I'm back to loving the programme. #SkyArts #paoty
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm fed up with this jab reaction/ cold / man flu. Three days now, well wazzed off. Sorry. Just venting. As you were. Tea.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NowPlaying The Call of Home - Held By Trees. #BandcampFriday purchase.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I liked Trey on the Crimson Projekcts
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice. I have The First Day cd. Didn't know they'd toured it.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flu jabbed and now feeling awful. Oh well, still the right way to go.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We spent over 12 hours at the Nothern General last month. Completely ignored for the middle ten hours overnight. Schrodinger's NHS, both good and total shite together.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mrs. L is watching #CelebrityTraitors. I've never seen such a poor programme. Luvvie parlour games ffs. Auntie Beeb at her worst.
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grumpykiltpin @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good YouTub link. Thanks.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to Mike Harding at Sheffield City Hall. Van Der Graaf Generator and Tangerine Dream would be good.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By, I've worked on some good stuff.
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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Casualty actor is found dead in an iron maiden. Suspicion falls on Great Auburn’s barrister, upset that badger culling might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NowPlaying Live in Arles - Can
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love.
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Danger Mouse Penfold
ALT: Danger Mouse Penfold
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do all Purley residents wear sequinned outfits?
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NowPlaying Thank Christ For The Bomb - The Groundhogs
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bargain from Ebay
Ebay advert for very expensive garlic bulbs
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NowPlaying 17 - Snarky Puppy
Track listing
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NowPlaying Harmonic Mind - Ozric Tentacles
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NowPlaying Iconoclasts - Anna Von Hausswolff.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear Spencer chappy, do fuck off, there's a good boy. Ffffing BBC are obsessed.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Chris Packham on C4. The show host later said "it's the school's fault for not educating me" - stupid and proud of it. Ffs couldn't hit the off switch quickly enough
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Proclaimers at Stirling tonight. On a bit late, will record it
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd like to see his name/image on banknotes
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know two contestants on #strictly and have no interest in the others. Time to finish reading my novel.
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Mostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life."
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who said it was about "fairness"? It's always been about greed; for money and power.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just caught up with Simple Minds at Stirling. Sound was a bit off or the new tv needs adjusting. Good performance anyway.
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Gene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mutes "piddington"
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy birthday DM
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another day, another mug..
A hand is holding a mug with a white background and the words "I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, went back got distracted I have no idea what's going on  is this even my mug.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 14/09/2026
comic panel
person looking out the window, 'what a stupid world'
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Old Sheffield @oldsheffield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Enjoy your Sunday Sheffield 🕊
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coffee and a scone at the garden centre. I'm so old.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Starless and Bible Black. My second most played after Court.
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
15.00 HE-MAN AND THE TICKETMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
the muscle-bound hero finally has a chance to defeat Skeletor but will need to pay a £5.99 booking fee, £2 for processing, £4.50 for credit card transactions and £1.99 'Orko Tax' first.
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