Reposted by JonRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 841116931
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 6hYes, it's a better app for ipad. The display issue was why I switched. I like that conversations are visible that the bluesky app will not show. 010
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 6hI've used it for a while. I wish it did muting/blocking of individual words. Otherwise it's fine. 110
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 6hI keep coming back to this superb album. #NowPlaying - McDonald and Giles 051
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 10hWhen we parked at the Northern we paid through the app. Still had a "warning notice" as the parking attendant couldn't tell if we'd paid through the app or not. It's stressful enough without that. Hope you're both ok. 🤡🤡🤡 000
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 16hThe laptop with a CD drive is in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard. 130
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 16hOh bum! Playing a VDGG album on the phone and noticed that the track list is wrong/corrupted. checked the USB key - same. checked the music directory - same. May just pay for a new download. 110
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Portrait artist of the year is back... AND ALL THE OLD JUDGES HAVE GONE AWAY! and I'm back to loving the programme. #SkyArts #paoty 000
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm fed up with this jab reaction/ cold / man flu. Three days now, well wazzed off. Sorry. Just venting. As you were. Tea. 110
Reposted by JonParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies 711498505
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#NowPlaying The Call of Home - Held By Trees. #BandcampFriday purchase. 130
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nice. I have The First Day cd. Didn't know they'd toured it. 110
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Flu jabbed and now feeling awful. Oh well, still the right way to go. 130
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We spent over 12 hours at the Nothern General last month. Completely ignored for the middle ten hours overnight. Schrodinger's NHS, both good and total shite together. 110
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mrs. L is watching #CelebrityTraitors. I've never seen such a poor programme. Luvvie parlour games ffs. Auntie Beeb at her worst. 021
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Went to Mike Harding at Sheffield City Hall. Van Der Graaf Generator and Tangerine Dream would be good. 030
Reposted by JonDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026By, I've worked on some good stuff. 5633
Reposted by JonMidsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A Casualty actor is found dead in an iron maiden. Suspicion falls on Great Auburn’s barrister, upset that badger culling might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea. 084
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love.static.klipy.comDanger Mouse PenfoldALT: Danger Mouse Penfold 120
Reposted by JonSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏 48752243
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dear Spencer chappy, do fuck off, there's a good boy. Ffffing BBC are obsessed. 010
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching Chris Packham on C4. The show host later said "it's the school's fault for not educating me" - stupid and proud of it. Ffs couldn't hit the off switch quickly enough 121
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Proclaimers at Stirling tonight. On a bit late, will record it 010
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know two contestants on #strictly and have no interest in the others. Time to finish reading my novel. 020
Reposted by JonMostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life." 12812
Reposted by JonJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Who said it was about "fairness"? It's always been about greed; for money and power. 13395186
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just caught up with Simple Minds at Stirling. Sound was a bit off or the new tv needs adjusting. Good performance anyway. 020
Reposted by JonCrafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Another day, another mug.. 99018
Reposted by JonOld Sheffield @oldsheffield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Enjoy your Sunday Sheffield 🕊 0123
Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Starless and Bible Black. My second most played after Court. 010
Reposted by JonStansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs... 86713