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Music listening. Birding. Up North

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By, I've worked on some good stuff.
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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Casualty actor is found dead in an iron maiden. Suspicion falls on Great Auburn’s barrister, upset that badger culling might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NowPlaying Live in Arles - Can
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love.
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Danger Mouse Penfold
ALT: Danger Mouse Penfold
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do all Purley residents wear sequinned outfits?
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NowPlaying Thank Christ For The Bomb - The Groundhogs
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bargain from Ebay
Ebay advert for very expensive garlic bulbs
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NowPlaying 17 - Snarky Puppy
Track listing
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NowPlaying Harmonic Mind - Ozric Tentacles
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NowPlaying Iconoclasts - Anna Von Hausswolff.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear Spencer chappy, do fuck off, there's a good boy. Ffffing BBC are obsessed.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Chris Packham on C4. The show host later said "it's the school's fault for not educating me" - stupid and proud of it. Ffs couldn't hit the off switch quickly enough
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Proclaimers at Stirling tonight. On a bit late, will record it
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know two contestants on #strictly and have no interest in the others. Time to finish reading my novel.
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Mostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life."
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who said it was about "fairness"? It's always been about greed; for money and power.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just caught up with Simple Minds at Stirling. Sound was a bit off or the new tv needs adjusting. Good performance anyway.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another day, another mug..
A hand is holding a mug with a white background and the words "I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, went back got distracted I have no idea what's going on  is this even my mug.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 14/09/2026
comic panel
person looking out the window, 'what a stupid world'
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Old Sheffield @oldsheffield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Enjoy your Sunday Sheffield 🕊
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coffee and a scone at the garden centre. I'm so old.
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We're very confident about winning an environmental award for our new landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
15.00 HE-MAN AND THE TICKETMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
the muscle-bound hero finally has a chance to defeat Skeletor but will need to pay a £5.99 booking fee, £2 for processing, £4.50 for credit card transactions and £1.99 'Orko Tax' first.
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A pilot friend asked if he could crash at my place last night. I said yes. Big mistake
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know these thugs do not speak for the rest of us. Add your name? act.38degrees.org.uk/act/rnli-tha...
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An open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLI
This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th...
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Those who don't learn history are doomed to open Twitter accounts.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Overnighted in A&E. Must stop doing that. OK and back home. Tea. 🫖
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"New Zealand Spy" (Sky) is a laugh* an episode. * not guaranteed
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#BandcampFriday purchase. Ocean of Heaven - Theo Travis
Theo Travis - Ocean of Heaven
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#BandcampFriday purchase. Thanks to Chrïs for the heads up.
Clarice Jensen - In Holiday Clothing Out of the Great Darkness
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thursday
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 02/09/2026
Dogpiling or harassing users is unacceptable. We have taken recent action against accounts for this behavior, and we will be increasing our efforts, consistent with our Community Guidelines.
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Community Guidelines - Bluesky
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#NowPlaying Volume 4 - Joe Jackson
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7/4 @sevenfour.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Caution Low Flying Aircraft
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think Bob in catering is having a bad day. Just a feeling.
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I prefer mine with a dash of lemon, but there's no accounting for taste.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In case anyone needs it, to have the ‘mubble-fubbles’ (16th century) means to have a fit of despondency or low spirits, such as the end-of-summer blues.
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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone who thinks these are actual TV episode plots is found guillotined. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Macy’s society of Venus watchers, worried that a proposed change to the local custard recipe might threaten the annual pickled onion eating competition.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#NowPlaying Disintegration - The Cure
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tried again to watch Black Panther. Even Chadwick Boseman couldn't save it. Utter tosh.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Israel is setting South Lebanon on fire — deliberately burning forests and olive groves that are older than Israel itself. Where is the international outrage? Where is the global condemnation? 💔😢🤬🇮🇱🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🇮🇱♾️
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tourist Fact: In 1862, the first Westminster Bridge across the Thames river opened. Ornate railings were added later, each designed to cast a shadow that looked just like a Member of Parliament.
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Jon @jonlyne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#NowPlaying The Roaring Waves - Hackett/Rothery
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
16.51 FILM: NEIN TO FIVE
Dolly Parton stars as the German woman who continually refuses the demands of the 90s boyband.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When I'm out and about and I spot someone driving a fancy car in my peripheral vision, I make an absolute point of not looking at them. You're clearly a dickhead and I refuse to give you the attention you clearly crave, even if your car is really nice.
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Lee Saunders @leesaunders72.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So far today Israel has bombed a water plant, so Palestinians in Gaza can't have clean drinking water Killing a 7yr old girl And is currently bombing a beach camp in Gaza, as well as continued bombing of Lebanon & raids on the West Bank all during a 'ceasefire.' Israel is an evil terrorist state.
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Progressive Rock Journal @progrockjournal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[News] Peter Hammill unveils first single "Heavy Weather" from his upcoming album "Tears In Time" @cherryredrecords.bsky.social progrockjournal.com/news-peter-h... #PRJ #PeterHammill #NewSingle #SoloAlbum #NewRelease #EsotericAntenna #CherryRed #VDGG #ProgressiveRock #Music
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[News] Peter Hammill unveils first single "Heavy Weather" from his upcoming album "Tears In Time"
Legendary UK artist Peter Hammill (Van Der Graaf Generator) has unveiled first single “Heavy Weather” taken from his upcoming album, “Tears In Time,” set for release on September 25, 2026 via Esoteric...
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