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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Chipotle YouTube ad pronouncing pohyoh asahdoh in the flattest whitest American accent possible.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

has anybody ever wanted the copy-paste default to include formatting? holy hell is that shit useless... yeah, I want my e-mail/document to look like pure shit by copy-pasting in differently sized, differently fonted, differently coloured text

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

very excited for everyone to see a sample of carrie's work. the companion article on helping hands is fantastic. order links at apesht.org. official pub date is Tuesday. AND subscribe to Luke's Welcome To Hell World!

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Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates | monkeys, apes, and humans

Ape Sh*t zine examines the troubled relationship between humans and other primates. Drawing on history, science, and animal studies, we look at human interactions with chimpanzees, monkeys, orangutan...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

youtu.be/faeMieH29eY?...

Q: stop glazing me zohran mp3
Gemini: I hear you—dropping the "glazing" completely. Let's keep it 100% straight to the point.
What can I help you with right now?
If you want to move forward, tell me:
• What you need to figure out or build
• Any specific details or preferences you have
• How short and direct you want the next answer to be
Let me know how you'd like to proceed.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the formal windows update "install all our apps and sign up to all our products" wizard is such a thirsty bitch...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tried to fix a single stick notification on Instagram. Now I have two stuck notifications in Instagram.

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

nah it's trying too hard it's too intentional new york art gays new york art gay'd too close to the sun too early

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026

if they're gonna classify "owned lol" as a "serious violation" this website is cooked

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Need a documentary on the use of Three Stooges references in Hollywood movies because they're absolutely meaningless to my euro brain. And it's always the same series of actions: eye poke, shoulder ladder to head, etc. Probably some satanic ritual now that I think about it.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Always confused when people express disappointment at Grimes' descent into odd woo-woo Technofascism because the first time I heard 'Oblivion,' a chill ran down my spine as I inherently understood that this dogshit was made by and for sociopaths.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026

[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026

*trades out my maple syrup breakfast vape for my roast beef sandwich lunch vape*

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This nasty crank is the former head of the national equality body, now being paid big bucks to front up the big MAGA respectability drive. They poach our malicious wingnuts because most of their own are basically chuds themselves, and British crackpots sell fear and hate with panache.

The Telegraph
@Telegraph .18m
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The veteran broadcaster on his big-money move to America, the rise of trans 'fantasists' and why some cultures are not 'desirable'
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/...
Eclegraph
TREVOR PHILLIPS:
•London liberals are only now realising how hated they are in Britain'

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Literal children in NYC glibly walking around in HAMAS t-shirts like the BA at the front makes it okay...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Funniest T-shirt I ever saw: I came on Eileen

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i think it would be cool if everyone just admitted she was the president and started asking all the questions to her. "ms harp, are you seriously considering bombing oman" and just ignore him

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They’re not sending their best

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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The amount of people who I know who have a casual amount of magic cards for kitchen table play is quite a bit. I've seen players leave the game for a bit to come back for a set that suits their fancy. Magic can be an inexpensive hobby if you don't try to keep up with the Joneses.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This fucking interstitial waiting room for external links that Google Gemini provides on the search page is designed to stop people from clicking through to the underlying link... ugly ugly ugly business. www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...

google.com

Redirect Notice

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Meanwhile, the market has - Dozens of confirmed early cases (the lab has zero) - Clusters within the market near animal stalls - traces of virus found in animal cages Leakers often cite "bayesian likelihood" but animal spillover is common while a novel virus leaking from a lab has never happened.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Haley Stevens occupies a unique niche at the exact midpoint between The Riddler and Penguin

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Feel like "boychik" missed out on a second life as a queer identity... -- Noun boychik (plural boychiks) (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for a young boy, or a young man. (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for any special male with whom one is familiar. You do nice work, boychik.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

lol, unfollowed someone for spoiling The Odyssey

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Stephen Miller has an incurable fecal fungus that makes him talk pure shit.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Was watching the Egypt game and the commentator said in isolation, "fattie" -- the name of a player (Fatih I assume) but also made me go hey now as i sit here on the couch...

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David Doel @daviddoel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Still can't get over the fact that @playstation.com announced an end to physical media in the same post they announced the closure of their digital store for older platforms. Literally justifying the worries people have about a digital-only future within the same post.

From PlayStation on Twitter:

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - http://play.st/4v86Wg3

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - http://play.st/4vEN9FX

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

We're not gonna make it

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Today at FOREVER WARS, we're publishing the sort of piece that I think makes us distinct. Like many of you, I watched the Belfast anti-Muslim anti-migrant pogroms in horror. I never heard about the Belfast that fought back. I learned that from my Belfastian friend Sarah Kay, who writes about it here

forever-wars.com

Confronting The Belfast Pogroms

Guest writer Sarah Kay reports on the community resistance to the anti-immigrant assaults in her beloved city—a solidarity overlooked by the media

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

in my head Shylock is a big guy because of who the big beasts (they are also tall) of British theatre are. Just seen Al Pacino doing Shylock and not okay!! Even the camera was tilted down at his diminutive stature!!!!

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

BlueSky is amazing, isn’t it. I love it when you’re talking about some horrific new bit of utterly black-hearted, brutally cynical antidemocratic malfeasance and then someone will chime and say “Also they’ve still got a Twitter account”, like that’s the worst part.

Starmer's government is still on X, the platform that promotes hate and racism.
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@adambien... • 55m
Asked about rising racism and hatred in the UK, Keir Starmer says "the very sad thing is I am not able to say that in the 10 years since Jo Cox's death that things have got better because sadly they have got worse. That's on all of us to fix."
Well yes, and your government has done what exactly?

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/07/2026

Nailed it

Ed Zitron & @edzitron • 4/30/26
Gotta wonder if meta doesn't just try and rent out its Al compute capacity at this point? It'd be perfectly Zuckerbergian to arrive years late to a business with questionable demand
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Bloomberg • @business • 4/30/26
Mark Zuckerberg lacks the cloud-computing business to truly justify Meta's Al spending,
@DaveLeeBBG says (via @opinion) bloomberg.com/opinion/articl...

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

more people showed up to the smashing pumpkins cover band i went to see last weekend

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

my dog when i tell him the 4th of july is in a few days:

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Gene Ha creator of 2026 IL Reads pick MAE The Definitive Edition @geneha.com · 28/06/2026

In the concept art this arch was supposed to be a perfect miniature of Trump's planned 250 ft (76m) tall arch. The rushed and limited planning time led to this Home Depot scrap plywood wrapped in vinyl debacle.

Contrasting photos of the Freedom 250 concept art the Trump's state fair, with a fully detailed miniature triumphal arch, and and actual photo of the event with a crude plywood wrapped in vinyl sheeting arch.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

holy hell, why is the claude logo the same as the asshole Kurt Vonnegut drew in Breakfast of Champions? (of the funniest things I ever saw in a book as a teenager...)

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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

would love to read a long piece interviewing middle eastern actors about appearing in hollywood films

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

They lost the moment they decided to call it the Mamdani Caucus.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Bayer, not satisfied with making poison gas during WWI and Zyklon B during the Holocaust, gets protection for poisoning farmers worldwide with an herbicide they claimed was safe

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