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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Chipotle YouTube ad pronouncing pohyoh asahdoh in the flattest whitest American accent possible.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i had to read this so many times to make sure i understood it, amazing

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

shift-ctrl-v to strip formatting btw (when it works, otherwise fucking notepad.exe (but for how long?))

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

has anybody ever wanted the copy-paste default to include formatting? holy hell is that shit useless... yeah, I want my e-mail/document to look like pure shit by copy-pasting in differently sized, differently fonted, differently coloured text

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

very excited for everyone to see a sample of carrie's work. the companion article on helping hands is fantastic. order links at apesht.org. official pub date is Tuesday. AND subscribe to Luke's Welcome To Hell World!

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Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates | monkeys, apes, and humans

Ape Sh*t zine examines the troubled relationship between humans and other primates. Drawing on history, science, and animal studies, we look at human interactions with chimpanzees, monkeys, orangutan...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

youtu.be/faeMieH29eY?...

Q: stop glazing me zohran mp3
Gemini: I hear you—dropping the "glazing" completely. Let's keep it 100% straight to the point.
What can I help you with right now?
If you want to move forward, tell me:
• What you need to figure out or build
• Any specific details or preferences you have
• How short and direct you want the next answer to be
Let me know how you'd like to proceed.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

None of this mewling mentions specific cases of material harm to Jewish people nor the Zionist causes Zohran just gave money to. It's deeply unserious.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the formal windows update "install all our apps and sign up to all our products" wizard is such a thirsty bitch...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The only people saying that supported Crockett...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tried to fix a single stick notification on Instagram. Now I have two stuck notifications in Instagram.

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

nah it's trying too hard it's too intentional new york art gays new york art gay'd too close to the sun too early

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026

if they're gonna classify "owned lol" as a "serious violation" this website is cooked

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Need a documentary on the use of Three Stooges references in Hollywood movies because they're absolutely meaningless to my euro brain. And it's always the same series of actions: eye poke, shoulder ladder to head, etc. Probably some satanic ritual now that I think about it.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Always confused when people express disappointment at Grimes' descent into odd woo-woo Technofascism because the first time I heard 'Oblivion,' a chill ran down my spine as I inherently understood that this dogshit was made by and for sociopaths.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026

[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026

*trades out my maple syrup breakfast vape for my roast beef sandwich lunch vape*

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This nasty crank is the former head of the national equality body, now being paid big bucks to front up the big MAGA respectability drive. They poach our malicious wingnuts because most of their own are basically chuds themselves, and British crackpots sell fear and hate with panache.

The Telegraph
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The veteran broadcaster on his big-money move to America, the rise of trans 'fantasists' and why some cultures are not 'desirable'
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/...
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TREVOR PHILLIPS:
•London liberals are only now realising how hated they are in Britain'

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Literal children in NYC glibly walking around in HAMAS t-shirts like the BA at the front makes it okay...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Funniest T-shirt I ever saw: I came on Eileen

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i think it would be cool if everyone just admitted she was the president and started asking all the questions to her. "ms harp, are you seriously considering bombing oman" and just ignore him

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They’re not sending their best

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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The amount of people who I know who have a casual amount of magic cards for kitchen table play is quite a bit. I've seen players leave the game for a bit to come back for a set that suits their fancy. Magic can be an inexpensive hobby if you don't try to keep up with the Joneses.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

geez google, aren't you the click link to see a web page company or?

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This fucking interstitial waiting room for external links that Google Gemini provides on the search page is designed to stop people from clicking through to the underlying link... ugly ugly ugly business. www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...

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Redirect Notice

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

lol, just realized it was a obviously a modern novel in the moment...

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Wuthering Heights or does the romance need to be non-toxic and life-affirming?

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Meanwhile, the market has - Dozens of confirmed early cases (the lab has zero) - Clusters within the market near animal stalls - traces of virus found in animal cages Leakers often cite "bayesian likelihood" but animal spillover is common while a novel virus leaking from a lab has never happened.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

the word for soccer coach specifically is mister in Portugal (pronounced like MEE-ster, which sounds offensive to my Speedy Gonzales attuned ears) because of some British guy who taught the world football

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Haley Stevens occupies a unique niche at the exact midpoint between The Riddler and Penguin

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Feel like "boychik" missed out on a second life as a queer identity... -- Noun boychik (plural boychiks) (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for a young boy, or a young man. (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for any special male with whom one is familiar. You do nice work, boychik.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

lol, unfollowed someone for spoiling The Odyssey

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Stephen Miller has an incurable fecal fungus that makes him talk pure shit.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Indian fans were very generous at their loss to Ireland.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Lots of replies on Twitter comparing him to Trump including Stephen King.

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Jones @jones77.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Was watching the Egypt game and the commentator said in isolation, "fattie" -- the name of a player (Fatih I assume) but also made me go hey now as i sit here on the couch...

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