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Jonathan Pinnock

@jonathanpinnock.com
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Writes software and fiction. Tries to keep the two apart. Books published by Farrago and others. Supremo and Grand Panjandrum at the Worldwide Subbub Organisation. Occasional badger videos. He/him. linktr.ee/jonpinnock

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 4h
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 23h
17 flopper at skittles tonight, lads. Still got it.
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 28/09/2026
Paging @quiresandplaces.com…
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 25/09/2026
Never knew this. Every one a banger.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you aren’t cheering by the end you have no soul
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 25/09/2026
I was thinking of that one!
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James Butler @piercepenniless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When was the last time our Secretary of State for Culture displayed anything approaching this degree of public enthusiasm for our world-class arts industry? Has she been seen anywhere? Given impending charter renewal... did she even bother to visit a single prom?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah, just imagine!
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry, what? Can this man do anything wrong?!
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 24/09/2026
And of course it's FileMerge. Such an intuitive, obvious name.
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 24/09/2026
I can never remember the name of the Mac app that compares two text files, so I end up googling "Mac WinDiff" every bloody time.
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robynhitchcock.bsky.social @robynhitchcock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Giant ___ are what you take, walking on the moon” - what word do you think would fit best in the blank space above? A) Crabs B) Flippers C) Heirloom Tomatoes D) Breaths E) Henchmen F) Prongs G) Liberties or F) Ed ‘Big Daddy’ Roths?
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 21/09/2026
Well, that's 10 million more people who can read your stuff...
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
R.I.P. Stephanie Cole. Seen here as Muriel Carpenter in Talking Heads - Soldering On by Alan Bennett (10th May 1988)
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Nicola Kelly @nicolakellywrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have spent weeks shadowing the RNLI and I can tell you, they do it out of nothing more than compassion. Wrote about the heroes I've met over the years in this free-to-read post. nicolakelly.substack.com/p/the-rnli-a...
nicolakelly.substack.com
The RNLI aren't traitors; they're heroes
I have spent weeks shadowing lifeboat crews. Here's what they do and what it's like.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 17/09/2026
Good start to the skittles season last night. Solid win, and I even notched up a spare, despite some wild misses.
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 17/09/2026
For anyone who's ever felt like just giving up...
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 16/09/2026
Got a light, mac?
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 16/09/2026
I spent 8 years living in a village in the middle of nowhere not far from an immigration detention centre. On one evening I was locking up the pub (for clarity I worked there I hadn’t just broken into it) Two men appeared from the pub car park shadows. They were walking slowly towards me
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Abigail Brady @morwen.net · 09/09/2026
also Wikipedia didn't just happen and people adapted. it was sloppy in the 2001-2002 period and then a group of editors (including people who had been there right from day one also including myself) worked out principles for making the project work with a lot of hard graft over the next few years.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea. Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 08/09/2026
It won’t stop these reprehensible, cowardly pieces of shit attacking the RNLI, but here is a handy link to donate rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Hwaet @cog1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The RNLI has some nice things for sale in its online shop, should you feel inclined to support the lifesaving work they do.
shop.rnli.org
Shop All Garden and Tools | RNLI Shop
We have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
roomba accidentally saw outside
Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Rate this translation"
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 02/09/2026
Just fixed a Fiddly Thing without losing my temper or swearing once. This is progress.
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 02/09/2026
Fascinating thread here. When we got our son his first mobile phone, we could never persuade him to turn the damn thing on as he was obsessed with the idea that it would fry his brains. So tracking was never an option.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good morning. As a (comparatively) successful author I feel it’s time to branch out in my career. As a result, I’m excited to be stepping into the world of professional football. Since I’m physically incapable of playing football at a professional level I will be hiring what I call a “ghostballer”
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Annie Heffernan @annieheff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everything is terrible, but the SF Fire Department recently assisted in a wild parrot rescue and the *photos* www.instagram.com/p/DcuE-v4ErP...
A screenshot of an instagram post from the SF Fire Department showing a green parrot wrapped in a white towl with only his head and beak visible. Text below the image reads: "Wild Parrot rescue: 08/30/2026 - #yoursffd assisted @sfanimalcareandcontrol with a wild parrot rescue"
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 01/09/2026
Have you ever come across this amazing piece of scholarship? www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sA6...
youtube.com
The Avalanches' Since I Left You: The Samples
YouTube video by NajJan
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 01/09/2026
Now playing
Pod by Afro Celt Sound System
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 31/08/2026
Well, this morning I discovered that there wasn't a bug in some software I'd written after all. I was just using it wrong. Just to reiterate, this is my own software. My own software that I wrote myself.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 29/08/2026
Heard it done as a drum solo once. Absolutely excellent.
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 29/08/2026
Another excellent episode.
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Jonathan Pinnock @jonathanpinnock.com · 29/08/2026
Oh that’s so sad.
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