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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/09/2026

We have an occasional social video call at work. It fell to me to run it one time. So I made a dumb mini app to ask people random questions. www.jonathancresswell.co.uk/smalltalk/

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SmallTalk

Run out of small talk no more! Take turns answering questions of varying degrees of usefulness.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/09/2026

We have an occasional social video call at work. It fell to me to run it one time. So I made a dumb mini app to ask people random questions. www.jonathancresswell.co.uk/smalltalk/

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SmallTalk

Run out of small talk no more! Take turns answering questions of varying degrees of usefulness.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/09/2026

Live from London, it's Saturday Evening Rehearsal!!!

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 15/09/2026

"And as part of our extended series, the BBC has extended tonight's episode across the entire evening schedule"

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 14/09/2026

Lovely session of our group's Big Walk Monday as we finished, well, Big Walk with the final stretch. I think that's quite a special game with some really clever decisions and intentions behind it. What a delight.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 13/09/2026

Go to Amsterdam to see the trade show booth you designed for work, they said They didn't say anything about being outclassed in every way when you walk past the absolute legends that are VLC

VLC's booth is a retro mock-up of a bedroom with old school PC, Gameboy, UFO poster and a man poses in a traffic cone hat, cape, with VLC gold jewellery on his fingers. It fucking rocks.

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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Putting the :/ in https://

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 09/09/2026

Justin "Is A Cunt" Webb, is a cunt, turns out

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 01/09/2026

Burnham doing a perfect impression of the kombucha girl gif

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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I lost. 😭

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Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I can't take Ipswich seriously until they make good on the promise on their badge and teach a horse to play football

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/08/2026

New season of Jet Lag! Went to the London premiere showing and it's a great one. Feature length opener!

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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Fucking hell Burnham. Pack it in

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 13/08/2026

A levels? More like A'll level with you I didn't think of a punchline before starting this joke

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Excellent time at Allison Pallison for the eclipse. Brilliant size crowd, plenty of different ways of viewing it, big and small. Lovely bit of community vibes sharing glasses et al around.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Nothing shows the declining economics of the British newspaper industry more than them no longer being the place to get your free eclipse glasses from

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 10/08/2026

I've only played the opening few hours - but I've done it twice with two groups. I think this feels like something quite special. I am now subject to the impossibilities of scheduling with social groups though, it's like I've accidentally taken up d&d

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 10/08/2026

Finally an argument worthy of that Guardian opinion series

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 05/08/2026

And for the sake of this country's future we must ensure our Chase Rate increases faster than the Birth Rate and we can get this number up up up. Commissioners, do not let us down.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 04/08/2026

I don't have any sleep tracking devices, but that hasn't stopped Google taking a guess in its weekly stats email

Screenshot: 0h 0m avg. restful sleep (Same as previous week)

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 02/08/2026

Just because Lewis Goodall says something doesn't mean you have to discuss it, in fact, it's usually the exact opposite

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Excellent afternoon at the BFI, and rather than go for the IMAX screen, an epic of the small screen with a celebration of puppetry on TV. I am a sucker for puppets, this was excellent.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 29/07/2026

Announcing my new project, "The Great Flagship Documentary Myth?", where I seek to determine whether headline grabbing titles are a genuine intellectual exercise, or a cynical construct, exacerbated by commissioners actually being 12 cats in a suit

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 25/07/2026

To every trans Londoner: this city is yours too. Today we celebrate London Trans+ Pride and reaffirm a simple truth: you should be free to live as yourself, without fear or prejudice. You are loved. You are wanted. You belong here.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 23/07/2026

My favourite job title in sports is Chef de Mission. Sure, it's less fun when you actually translate it, but I will continue to take it literally.

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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Wes Streeting as defence secretary

A screenshot of a meme that usually says “guys help what country is this and why are all the cute girls from here” with a photo of the trans flag that has been edited to say “guys help what country is this and how do I go to war with it”

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Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What, you think someone should lose their job just because they’ve refused to do it for over two years? None of you believe in second chances?

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 20/07/2026

Okay but Lisa Nandy being reappointed is a very funny joke, now say who it is for real

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Dominix @dominix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

King Charles told me the public keeps eating his prime ministers so l asked how many prime ministers he has and he said he just goes to the parliament and gets a new prime minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prime ministers to the public and then his son started crying.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/07/2026

Lovely to see Bob the Cat getting a mention on the BBC credits

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

All worth it to hear Ian Wright say 'good to see Animal again' as if he's an old teammate of his

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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 19/07/2026

Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/07/2026

The cat food man has sung a song so it's time for some soccer baby!!!!!

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 10/07/2026

With the bald-cap-world-record-attempt in Hyde Park today, it's important to remember the collective noun for Pitbulls, which we coined in 2025

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 07/07/2026

this has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the big baby party

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 04/07/2026

Surprisingly big year for DJ Otzi

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 22/06/2026

I got a train from Manchester to London last week and I don't think it had this level of attention

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 10/06/2026

"Update on plans for the future of Doctor Who" is a great headline for "there isn't one"

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 08/06/2026

TikTok running ads for their teen safety features is very "When the Fun Stops Stops"

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 02/06/2026

Reveals? Reveals? This is like saying picture book reveals sky is blue, doubts and infighting are what the party is about, this isn't new

Guardian screenshot: Analysis: Mandelson files reveal Labour party is riddled with doubts and infighting
by Kiran Stacey, Policy editor

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 01/06/2026

Sam Campbell's new show Make That Movie is ridiculous. It's so weird. I love it. And it fits in so much into 24 minutes, brilliant.

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 31/05/2026

You enjoy that ice cream lil' fella

A squirrel holding a cardboard ice cream tub with their teeth

The squirrel climbing up the tree, still with ice cream pot

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Avert Your Eyes, Pamela Ganache! @pressfuturist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I’m still amazed this obvious piece of cheating wasn’t discovered.

Headline: “British trio progress in French Open men's doubles”

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 30/05/2026

Little Waitrose to the tune of Little Donkey

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 29/05/2026

Of all the many crimes against humanities that Vertical Video is responsible for, and it is hard to count, I think its worst aspect is that centered captions are off center because all of the overlaid bits of interface

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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/05/2026

Absolute highlight from the fancy dress cart race at the weekend was the team who dressed up as the dancers and made their cart the bottle

An incredibly detailed group dressed in all the high vis and pink you’d expect from the advert with a cardboard Pepto Bismol bottle cart behind them.

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