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Jon Cresswell

@jonathancresswell.co.uk
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Web + radio nonsense. I come up with creative solutions and the plans so they happen. Fan of a glitter nail. He, sometimes. jonathancresswell.co.uk breakyourownnews.com

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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 5h
I heard something about since COVID ticket habits are being bought a lot closer to the day which is obviously no help to deciding whether to pull out or not, but I assume there's more going on than that?
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I've seen it compared to the "Spidey and His Amazing Friends" kids series - which is canny if it works, get a new generation excited by the characters and world, to be target for future main shows too.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 06/10/2026
When I finally got enough syrupy apples to get Dipplin, delighted. Evolved, then realised oh fuck I'll need 20 more to have a Living Dex, and hundreds more candy to evolve again, it felt like a bit of a fuck you. I'm playing a fair bit and those are some pretty high looking, offputting barriers.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 05/10/2026
It's remarkable that in 2026 you go to open Gmail and ooh let me read thi [Message clipped] View entire message
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Happy cosy season! Grab the blankets and start a fire and cosy up on the sofa hahahaha no I just bought a whippy with flake in the park 🍦
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Have faith that your show is interesting enough that 'what are the ramifications of what we just saw' is enough to get people back! And if you don't have that faith...
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Plus inflation, you'd think
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Similarly, in my most recent photos, of 'things I took to show my partner', I have a road sign post that's at a jaunty angle and giant googly eyes available in a shop. Height of wonder.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 25/09/2026
At least he'd have given a good answer to the included question "have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activities, or genocide, or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?"
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/09/2026
We have an occasional social video call at work. It fell to me to run it one time. So I made a dumb mini app to ask people random questions. www.jonathancresswell.co.uk/smalltalk/
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SmallTalk
Run out of small talk no more! Take turns answering questions of varying degrees of usefulness.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Nice to see his role as super sub come in one last time
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/09/2026
It's simultaneously got some thought behind it (round robin means everyone gets involved) and a complete lack of thought (the amount of detail into the questions I wrote). It's now become a regular fixture that we play a round of it or so, so why not shove it on the internet too. Okay so I have.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/09/2026
We have an occasional social video call at work. It fell to me to run it one time. So I made a dumb mini app to ask people random questions. www.jonathancresswell.co.uk/smalltalk/
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SmallTalk
Run out of small talk no more! Take turns answering questions of varying degrees of usefulness.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 21/09/2026
To add - even before the warm up on stage, having a DJ in the holding area all adds to the feel of it's a show, it's a night out, the energy. Not just that there's music, he's in the room. You've already been pre-warmed up before the warmup into the tone. (Yes £££ helps to have a studio as a bar)
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 21/09/2026
DO NOT DELETE (About Work The Dancefloor)
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Ah, I'm looking forward to hearing more from you on this - I was at dress yesterday and obviously there's throwing money/bodies at it but there's quite a lot in the details that are really interesting about the choices made, big pubchat fodder. And what a band!
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Live from London, it's Saturday Evening Rehearsal!!!
Television Centre at nightSNL UK wristband
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Then for advanced mode, add in a twist of 'i got ripped off by this designer using AI and I didn't realise so I did all I could to make this it's not great but it is mine but please support it'
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Nothing Instagram loves more than a faux "I almost failed and people said no and this thing tried to stop me but you can make my dream come true" small business, we can add 'maybe used AI art' to the list of reasons used
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Yes, you are.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 15/09/2026
"And as part of our extended series, the BBC has extended tonight's episode across the entire evening schedule"
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Lovely session of our group's Big Walk Monday as we finished, well, Big Walk with the final stretch. I think that's quite a special game with some really clever decisions and intentions behind it. What a delight.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Go to Amsterdam to see the trade show booth you designed for work, they said They didn't say anything about being outclassed in every way when you walk past the absolute legends that are VLC
VLC's booth is a retro mock-up of a bedroom with old school PC, Gameboy, UFO poster and a man poses in a traffic cone hat, cape, with VLC gold jewellery on his fingers. It fucking rocks.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 11/09/2026
And just think - this is what's happening when one service, using someone's money to run some bots, starts spamming you to try and convince you to pay for AI works - what happens if this scales and the usability of any cold-contact or email inboxes etc
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 11/09/2026
oh no what a shame
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 11/09/2026
You may go slightly insane if you start to dig into what ilands is: bsky.app/profile/erni...
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 11/09/2026
The full image is even better
Cartoon assumed to be of Amol Rajan.
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Justin "Is A Cunt" Webb, is a cunt, turns out
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 04/09/2026
you get a comparable budget, right
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crying
Reddit comment: "rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film, what is your opinion on this?"

Wile E Coyote, holding a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 02/09/2026
"Well, looks like Britain likes being ripped off! I will accept the mandate of the people."
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Burnham doing a perfect impression of the kombucha girl gif
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Don't underestimate a good eye primer too - that makes a big difference on stopping it smudging too.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 26/08/2026
There was a wonderful bit of (I like to consider deliberate) irony in the intro of a 2012 IGN piece which sticks in my mind: "There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person," says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex. www.ign.com/articles/200...
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I lost. 😭
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/08/2026
faux-vibe created parody of fruit ninja but all the artwork and the mechanics are slightly off and weird
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 24/08/2026
I wonder if it's helped in any way, like each PM has had to have their own flagship announcement of added support, rather than just continuing at the existing level Or could just be a pain for continuity, which, fair
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Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't take Ipswich seriously until they make good on the promise on their badge and teach a horse to play football
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 22/08/2026
My partner and I play this as a game - cast a YouTube music video to the TV, take turns to add on the song before, the more tenuous or sillier the connection, the better. (Videos can help with even more excuses for things, we found)
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 21/08/2026
Going to start a rumour she'll be in 2:22
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 19/08/2026
New season of Jet Lag! Went to the London premiere showing and it's a great one. Feature length opener!
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 14/08/2026
Looks like England and Wales so far: www.gov.uk/alerts/curre...
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Current alerts
A list of the emergency alerts currently being sent in the UK
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucking hell Burnham. Pack it in
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 13/08/2026
A levels? More like A'll level with you I didn't think of a punchline before starting this joke
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Also I bought the pack of jaffa cakes for the joke at 6pm, by 6:30pm it was already mostly melted, worth it
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Excellent time at Allison Pallison for the eclipse. Brilliant size crowd, plenty of different ways of viewing it, big and small. Lovely bit of community vibes sharing glasses et al around.
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 12/08/2026
CCing @quizzydan.bsky.social
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Jon Cresswell @jonathancresswell.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Nothing shows the declining economics of the British newspaper industry more than them no longer being the place to get your free eclipse glasses from
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