the year is 3026
you wake up and donate your daily 4 pints of blood to the withered husks of still-voting boomers
the government has announced today’s demand-subsidy based solution to the housing crisis
it also froze fuel duty again
Dan, formerly of pantless fame
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“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times
![Michael Brown, former Tottenham midfielder on BBC Radio 5 Live: I think De Zerbi’s side have created several opportunities and had most of the possession.
So obviously, aside from the goal, Spurs have had a good amount of [screenshot ends here because funny]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2mplef6yqg5jobwvxdkc4t6d/bafkreicea7cc4uhwycenkaxvdni3nerdet44qyzg23bdesvbgpuiovjlba)
