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Jon C

@jon-c.bsky.social
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Human and puppy Ovi stan | #ALLCAPS fan in NC | arena visitor (29 of 32) | chicken wing aficionado | dog enthusiast

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Sammi Silber @sammisilber.bsky.social · 8h
"The guys have always shown up and were there for the cause." The Capitals spent their off day on Tuesday at the rink, where they hung out with their dogs and rescue puppies and kittens from @WTARescue for their annual Canine Calendar shoot. Scenes: thehockeynews.com/nhl/washingt...
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Capitals Spend Off Day With Their Dogs & Local Rescue Animals For A Good Cause As Canine Calendar Returns
The Washington Capitals made the most of their day off on Tuesday, spending time with their dogs and animals from Wolf Trap Animal Rescue, for their annual Capitals Canine Calendar shoot.
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Becca @beccahjr.bsky.social · 7h
Caps fans. We as a people are not talking enough about Fufu Sourdif and that is simply unacceptable. #justiceforfufu
Justin Sourdif and his adorable freaking dog whose name is FUFU.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 12h
Cannot repost enough. 🤣🤣🤣
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 15h
Sorry I wasn't listening I was picturing my dog doing excited little tippy taps when I get home later
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 15h
Thinking about her again 🥰
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 17h
i can't believe they're still making these lame ai slop posters
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 21h
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 21h
@eitmonline.bsky.social Elliot trying coffee cereal over the soundboard
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Dennis Reynolds Spills Cereal in Car - IASIP
Alt: Dennis Reynolds Spills Cereal in Car - IASIP
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
four more sleeps until Capitals hockey 🙂
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Japers' Rink @japersrink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Preseason obviously doesn't mean a thing, but holy hell did the Caps' 5v4 PP generate some offense (and the margins by which they were first in CF/60, xGF/60, SCF/60, HDCF/60). Let's hope if carries over into the regular season. Also, the elephant (not) in the room... (via @naturalstattrick.com)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is Trump 2.0's version of Trump 1.0's Wisconsin Foxconn factory (that never happened, of course)
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone making a ton of money off of AI: “ai is the future and it’s inevitable” Someone not making any money off of AI: “this looks like shit”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My performance review notes that I “turned the heat up on these hoes”
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Lotta @gemmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love how many bridges we have! Oh, and one goes into another at right angles! Sweet! 🙄
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have high temps in the 80s here still... but it's a bit chilly in the mornings and my office is always freezing, so I have personally declared it to be flannel szn.
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Karen (always looking for a road trip) @camarowrx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of the earth are never alone or weary of life." -- Rachel Carson #ParkChat
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Asher Cassee @acassee.substack.com · 27/09/2026
Ivan Miroshnichenko YOU are still a Washington Capital
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Hockey Chic 6 @pamela-abrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Dazed And Confused Dazed And Confused Slater
ALT: Dazed And Confused Dazed And Confused Slater
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol I got moderated for posting a screenshot from Grandma's boy
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Dante, naked, greets Alex at his door.
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Xaroc @xaroc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bears win!
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❌👑 Bernadette🫘🟧💙🐈‍⬛ @vintageknits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Becca @beccahjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the new preseason rules about how many games veterans can play, and most teams using the third game as a dress rehearsal, I have to wonder what even is the point of a fourth game. Frank and Miro are still in the mix and it gives Chuckie a second warm-up, but beyond that...yeesh. What a lineup.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[watching a rain of meteors striking earth] "we really needed this"
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for the new kids here's the lore...
Jay from Bluesky asking us not to use "skeet"...that went well.
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers. I'm so good at that one.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran with a speech bubble implying he’s saying the quoted skeet
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
X is owned by the GOP's largest donor and the platform's algorithm forces everyone on the site to see all of his Tweets. Here's why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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lindsay ❤️‍🔥🧸🐀 @ramble0nrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
true detective season one ranked below key & peele might be my villain origin story?? bc what
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao this is so dumb. Why would someone buy $350 glasses to do the job of earbuds?
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NTP_Nate @ntpnate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is heretical. Jesus is my Copilot.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I propose "Fancy Autocomplete" but since we apparently have to use superlatives (because narcissists have fragile egos) I will compromise and allow "Premier Platinum Autocomplete"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the dog from Duck Hunt, holding up a duck
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fresh off setting a $70 billion pile of cash on fire with temu second life for LinkedIn perverts, and then more billions on pervert glasses, Zuckerberg sets even more absolute mountains if cash with pervert tomagatchis, the tomagachi for perverts
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you look closely you can spot little tears and open seams in the fabric of space-time where you can toss an old banana peel or unpaid bill.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an idea for the journalists who've had their white house access restored...
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More of this shit huh
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FUUUUUUUUUCK this guy.
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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This bag is where I store my fucking patience

Two panels side by side
Ledt panel shows fingers holding a very small baggie
Right panel shows the fingers squeezing the small baggie open
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J @jennyquarx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hug your people. Tell your people how much they mean to you. You will not have enough time. There is never enough time. And also, fuck cancer.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Michael Scott's Iconic 'No' Moment
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
A guy marching electric bass! (And the hero marching an amp!) You love to see it.
Members of the Cavalier Marching Band. A marching electric bass player and a band member pushing an amp car connected to a car battery.
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Karine Hains @karinehains.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Close enough, any The Office fans in the house? #GoSensGo
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Erika M. @rinkrebel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hockey time, or as it’s more often known, “wait when did we get *that* player?” time
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