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Jon C

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Human and puppy Ovi stan | #ALLCAPS fan in NC | arena visitor (29 of 32) | chicken wing aficionado | dog enthusiast

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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 17h
The flowchart explaining that the Caps win when Ovi scores
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 19h
Holy shit
A plate of wings with celery, carrots, and bleu cheese
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 20h
@gork buy me some wings
A McDonald's toy credit card
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤩
A table showing the metro division sorted by P%, the Capitals lead with .750
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's also National Taco Day! I celebrated for lunch!
A box of various tacos topped with onion, cilantro, and orange arbol/peanut sauce. Captions: Happy National Taco Day!
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Speak of the devil... make that 4.
bsky notif: Julie followed you 40s ago
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Patagonia dropped a "Vote the Assholes Out" shirt www.patagonia.com/product/mens...
A screenshot from the patagonia website
A photo shows the chest logo of a t-shirt. It is a white oval, with an american flag on the left side. it resembles and "I voted" sticker, but the text reads "Vote the Assholes Out"
Text below the image says Men's I Voted Sticker T-Shirt, $49
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Concussion spotters must still be on vacation
highlight text says "Faber skated to the bench under his own powerand actually played the rest of the period"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You got moderated here too 😂
@stephstpehking.bsky.social

post is hidden and marked as a Slur by skywatch.blue.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Dante, naked, greets Alex at his door.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the dog from Duck Hunt, holding up a duck
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back in 2022, I went on a road trip to games at TBL and FLA, then went down to Key West for the weekend... on the way back, somewhere in the Keys I stopped at a grocery store to load up my cooler with food snacks for the long drive, and next door was a Radio Shack that had just opened.
A radio shack store front, with a banner that says: RadioShack NOW OPEN!

I captioned the photo : Dafuq??
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is just like that game where you add "in bed" to your fortune cookie
Headline: Australian athlete apologizes after winning race despite involuntary bowel movement
subhead: "Looking back, I regret the deicsion to not have stepped off the track" Hyox competitor Joann Wietrzyk said.
There is a photo of a white female athlete running.A list of headlines where "despite involuntary bowel movement" has been added
-Trump, despite involuntary bowel movement, seen with 'Kennedy Center demolished' poster; judge orders 30-day notice before any major changes
-President Trump hosts Rose Garden dinner with American hunters despite involuntary bowel movement
-Trump asked why adding his name to Kennedy Center isimportant despite involuntary bowel movement
-Trump golf course could cost up to $49 million, despite involuntary bowel movement
-Trump's transactional presidency takes a more brazen turn despite involuntary bowel movement.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a drawing of a (mad) goose, captioned THE GOOSE IS MAD!
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lmao do NOT seek my trusted counsel (I do like the color though) widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
Your Birthday Color :  Sage Green
March 24's Birthday Color
Color Word : Peace
Color Code : #9DC183

Calm and wise like sage green. You prefer peaceful resolutions and possess a healing quality that draws troubled souls to seek your trusted counsel.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@readuction.bsky.social babe hear me out
Sign that says "SAUSAGE for DINNER 26"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
love that she's dressing like Bob Weir now
bob weir on stage, holding a guitar, wearing a hat and coat over a white shirt and bolo tie.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a CTO trying to convince me that claude is changing the nature of humanity / me not buying it
Elizabeth Holmes starting like a pyschoNathan Fielder: Okay. All right. Okay. Good chat.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
still looks better than these fucking things that every brewery and bottle shop has
the most uncomfortable metal chairs ever
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🌳💨🎶
two more months of being top listener of the grateful dead
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pretty dead on considering I spent most my life in NOVA... 13 years in NC hasn't changed that. But the Miami similarity is interesting (?)
You talk most like someone from Maryland -- about 51% of your answer match a typical resident
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the future if this was permanent
future meme
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Went to Scranton today
The Office Mural on a building sideDwight Schrute mural
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has he considered
A map showing Lake Ontario renamed as Lake Tom Wilson
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
tom haverford, sitting in grass, wearing a white button down shirt, pointing at the camera and saying "SPARKLE SCROTUM"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tech executives:
Frank Reynolds ripping a bong and saying "Go download me a hoagie off ChatGPT"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's
clearly someone with a fetish for
getting yelled at. i refuse to
participate in that kind of perversion
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hear me out
Kevin James shrug dot jpg
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@eitmonline.bsky.social Remember when Elliot went viral in that video where he was crying because he'll never catch a rainbow?
Impersonation-a-cop-in-America's-most-livable-community Elliot's head pasted on the double rainbow guys body, standing in front of a forest, a double rainbow, and a mountain
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am hooked!
Three al pastor tacos topped with onions, cilantro, grilled pineapple, and hot sauce on a a piece of deli paper in a styrofoam tray.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm a simple man- if I see a spinning cone of meat, I will want to eat all of it
A giant cone of seasoned, sliced pork on a trombo, with some onions and pineapple visible within. The photo is captioned "G's Tacos"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Smh Washington already has the GOAT (pictured here holding another goat)
Alex Ovechkin, the GOAT, poses holding a goat
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't mind a big ol' all-meat sandwich too, but it has to be good. Here's a couple beef on wecks (from Buffalo). Allegedly, the same type of meat... but these look like real food, not plastic.
an overflowing beef on weck on white/green deli paper next to a pile of fries.A beef on weck overflowing just a little bit, sitting in front of a pint of guinness
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My company's annual party theme this year is Diamonds and Denim. This could be us but I'm bullshitting (I won't go)
Famous pic of Britney & Justin wearing all denim.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy National Chicken Wing Day (to those who observe)
A Togo box of spicy garlic Parm chicken wings with Bleu cheese and celery
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy National Tequila Day to you and yours
Flex tape meme: water leaking out of a tank is labelled "all the problems in my life" and when flex tape resolves the leak it is labelled "national tequila day"
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lebanon bologna is a weird smoked, fermented meat product that I am slightly obsessed with, and will eat every opportunity I get. And I was in an Amish market this weekend, so the opportunity is here! (For the uninitiated, it is more like salami than normal bologna.)
A plate holds a sandwich consisting of sourdough bread, Lebanon salami, sharp cheddar cheese, and spicy deli mustard.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If not friend then why friend shaped
A hefty black bear lounging in the grass near a hill and some trees. A coke can is nearby, just out of frame is an overturned trash can.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Might as well bring this one back too
Burger King logo but it says: there's a new king and it's diarrhea
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I don't mean to brag* but I've eaten at my local taco truck four times in the last week. *that's a lie, I'm totally bragging
3 steak tacos, topped with cilantro and hot sauce, sitting next to some grilled onions and jalapeno and sides of rice and black beans
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Omg he did the tweet
Mike F
@mikrfossey
Check this shit out mutherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The canes are getting cooked on reddit, deservedly so
Finally pulled the trigger! Told y'all I'd be getting one to commemorate all my favorite canes if we won't the cup and I wasn't lying
Picture show a fresh tattoo on a forearm that says Carolina Hurricanes 2025-26 and then lists all the members of the Dundon family. A photo showing what could be a portion of the Stanley cup that is engraved with Carolina Hurricanes 2025-26 and below that has the stick figure family commonly seen on stickers on minivan/SUV back glass Your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions
The photo shows the championship photo, but all the faces have been replaced with Dundon'sPicture of the Carolina Hurricanes 2025-26 engraving on the Stanley cup, but every name is Tom Dundon.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a cat standing behind a keyboard with a speech bubble open towards the quoted post
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's starting to feel like the rest of you aren't even trying
Screenshot of Google telling me I'm a top listener of the grateful dead in May and June
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pope Leo XIV probably:
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This 👇
Here’s some quick maths son the Tuch deal to try to contextualize it a bit more. Next season he's at $10.5M AAV, which is 10.1% of a $104M cap. Last year, that would've been 11% or a $95.5M cap; in 2027-28 it will be 9.3% of a $113.5M cap (and 9.3% of the cap for 2025-26 would be $9.62M). So in Y4, he'll be at 8% of a $132M cap, which would be the equivalent of an $8.27M deal in 2026-27 and in Y8, he'll be at 6.5% of a $161M cap, or what would be a $6.78M deal today (the cap in the out years is a ballpark estimate). I’m not sure people have wrapped their heads around how much the cap is going to increase (I know I haven't) and see this deal as crippling because the numbers (dollars and term) absolutely pop in our June 25, 2026 brains. But if the cap is around $140M in Y6, he'll be taking up 7.1% of the cap, which last season would've been a $7.43M AAV, which is a tick more than Shea Theodore was at last year. (Also, there's a very good chance that Jordan Kyrou's deal is going to age exceptionally well.)
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Unhinged plane lady explaining that mf isn't real
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
About to go pay an obscene vet bill for this cutie pie. He's lucky he's the best boy ever.
A black mut with a greying snout sits and begs for whatever I was eating at the time this pic was taken.
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Make it make sense. > hired for stanley cup playoff run > cost his team a second round draft pick and got fined $100k > lost > will still get hired by another NHL team
John Tortorella's stupid face
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Jon C @jon-c.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fixed it!
Allow group chat invites from
You can continue ongoing conversations regardless of which setting you choose.
[ ] Everyone
[ ] Users I follow
[X] no one
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