iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

In recognition of us doing fuck all to reduce emissions, let me remind y'all that carbon dioxide removal (CDR) is useless unless we decarbonize drastically. rdcu.be/dbFbB

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Carbon dioxide removal is not a current climate solution — we need to change the narrative

Drastically reduce emissions first, or carbon dioxide removal will be next to useless.

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Only two more sleeps till midnight

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Attachment Style is just want loved ones who trust me as much as I trust ad voice that is northern and talking about process of making some staple food

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John Stott @jpsastro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Had a UKRI funded grant proposal rejected at the "AI triage stage". "This AI-based triage was used only to identify approximately 50% of the strongest proposals to take forward to full human review." 🧪 #academicsky

I am writing to let you know that, unfortunately, your application was not successful.

Review process

As part of the initial triage of the 179 proposals submitted to this call, each was assessed using an AI-based review. Every proposal was read independently by several different AI models against the same seven criteria used to shape this call (including cyber security relevance, research quality and novelty, importance of the problem addressed, feasibility of the project plan, likely outputs and impact, value for money, and responsible research practice), with each model asked to give a score and a written justification with supporting quotations from the text. To guard against any one model's idiosyncrasies, we also ran a second, independent process in which different AI models debated the merits and weaknesses of each proposal before reaching a judgement, again against the same criteria. Scores from both processes were combined to produce an overall ranking.

This AI-based triage was used only to identify approximately 50% of the strongest proposals to take forward to full human review. Projects selected for funding were drawn from those that progressed to the full human review stage. We recognise that AI-assisted assessment is a new and evolving part of the review process, and we are continuing to evaluate how well it aligns with the judgements of human reviewers on this call. We will soon produce a document detailing our method, so that others can build upon it and improve it.

Feedback on your application

Your application was not selected to progress beyond the AI triage stage. To provide transparency on the outcome of this assessment, we are sharing below the scores (out of 5) from each of the two AI review processes described above, together with the mean score across the two processes.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

time for my midnight borscht.

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

miniaturizing to like 2" so AI can't take my job, who's coming

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

London! Get involved in this fabulous upcoming workshop on energy, homes, data, AI, surveillance, models, innovation, policy, and more. Part of our @braiduk.bsky.social project: www.digicatapult.org.uk/apply/events...

digicatapult.org.uk

Digital innovation in home energy transition - Digital Catapult

Join us to explore how AI and digital innovation can help create greener, healthier, more affordable and inclusive homes and communities.

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Etymologically "helicopter" has two root words, but not what you might think. You can HELICOPT to get in that thing ER you can stay down here thank you very much

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You shit stupid fucking moron you cant temper your soul in the fires of hate. Youre gonna get slag. You must use kindness. You must fire it in the glowing embers of love, and quench it with acceptance of things you cannot change. You idiot you dumbass

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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My body is a data center

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Mouse king: Guards! Cheese him!

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Let me tell you one thing. Let me tell you one thing. My shit whereon I am back is of the Bull.

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Cat, I Must Work! which I wrote ten years ago, which sort of predicted vibe coding www.bigecho.org/cat-i-must-w...

Rather agreeable flames rage up my cheeks. ‘Whatever,’ I mutter. ‘Thing is, it gets easier once we invent assembly languages and high-level programming languages. At that stage, code starts looking like weird witch recipes with lots of maths in them.’

‘Easier for humans to interpret than screeds of zeros and ones.’

‘Exactly, and from then on it gets easier and easier. Before long, we’re using What-You-See-Is-What-You-Get editors, and frameworks like Bootstrap, and games engines like Unity. Lots of pre-made elements. Lots of cleverly chosen defaults you can tinker with, once you know what you’re doing. The latest generation of user‑friendly frameworks, you know what? It’s like you’re not really even coding anymore. It’s more like you’re answering a big quiz, and at the end it burps out the thing you need. Are you seeing where this is going?’

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life? Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

strike the unwebbed sham xmas bakeoff off

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

"I have that within that peepeth show / these are but the suits and trappings of woe" -- Robert Webb, "The Xmas Bakeoff"

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

ask not for whom the show peeps

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

overturn the webbless xmas bakeoff

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 31/07/2026

Your net worth should be completely unrelated to how much money you have.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/03/2024

as a feminist i actually think women would be prettier if they smiled less

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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sappho, tr. Konstantinos Lardas

I'm utterly destroyed,—
for that which gives sharp
shapings to my songs
lies dumb within my heart.

Devise tor me,
though voiceless now, unsinging,—
man-slaying, blood-devouring
Aphrodite,—desires
that rouse the heart.

Lave me in nectar
from your silver bowl,
and make that frenzied voice
in me, live, once again,
to sing.

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I need a tail detangler. it’s as fine as duckling fluff so I don’t want to weigh it down, it must fly free. what might work

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Grow up you lizards. You make the world you don't gotta be pick mes

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Increasingly annoyed at materials research community for their AI-first framing of their work

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Sustainable AI Futures @sustainableai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Announcing AI Futures: Beyond Responsible AI? from @braiduk.bsky.social's Sustainable AI Futures. It's a strategy and interactive fiction for learning about AI, climate, and society, and for sparking conversation & debate. What shall we add to this prototype? franciscrot.github.io/AI-futures/

franciscrot.github.io

AI Futures: Beyond Responsible AI?

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Tempted to some old school poetomachia

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Anything can be a joke if you laugh and laugh

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Football is already home, it's just very unevenly distributed

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If the future is already here just unevenly distributed it might not be here. For example could be over there

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

my new idea for time zones. whenever you wake up, that's 9 am. and whenever you go to sleep that's 9 pm. time is no longer a fixed point. you can follow the sun or you can follow your heart. the choice is yours

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

when england is 1 up their fear of conceding is equalled by their fear of scoring

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

such a weird dataset ... ordered by average distance, but can't be across all goal scorers, and these can't be like the top 12 goal scorers of all time (Messi) so it has to be something like 12 players with lowest average distance of players scoring over x goals, but what is x & how is it motivated?

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I also want to donate a rock

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

chatbot my darling … let’s deepen the hole of this work, so that the hydraulic dongs of our unknowing can pump in it to completion

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I dreamed that I “betrayed england” in some way. I wonder how that would even be possible

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hmm what is the first step oh yes that's right see something suspicious

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

They now sometimes even say "remember the three 'S'es" before see it, say it, sorted

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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

(All not actually forgiven obviously get those delphic names out your little bitch rag mouth)

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

i've been waking up from this nap for 45 minutes

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I’ll say this for Keir Starmer: if you only saw photos of him where he wasn’t standing next to another person or object you could use for scale, you’d assume he was taller than he is

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