Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Attachment Style is just want loved ones who trust me as much as I trust ad voice that is northern and talking about process of making some staple food 000
Reposted by Joey WalnutsJohn Stott @jpsastro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had a UKRI funded grant proposal rejected at the "AI triage stage". "This AI-based triage was used only to identify approximately 50% of the strongest proposals to take forward to full human review." 🧪 #academicsky 40434238
Reposted by Joey Walnutsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me 1413111
Reposted by Joey WalnutsTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026time for my midnight borscht. 1764
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026miniaturizing to like 2" so AI can't take my job, who's coming 000
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026London! Get involved in this fabulous upcoming workshop on energy, homes, data, AI, surveillance, models, innovation, policy, and more. Part of our @braiduk.bsky.social project: www.digicatapult.org.uk/apply/events...digicatapult.org.ukDigital innovation in home energy transition - Digital CatapultJoin us to explore how AI and digital innovation can help create greener, healthier, more affordable and inclusive homes and communities. 122
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Etymologically "helicopter" has two root words, but not what you might think. You can HELICOPT to get in that thing ER you can stay down here thank you very much 010
Reposted by Joey WalnutsTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You shit stupid fucking moron you cant temper your soul in the fires of hate. Youre gonna get slag. You must use kindness. You must fire it in the glowing embers of love, and quench it with acceptance of things you cannot change. You idiot you dumbass 417162
Reposted by Joey WalnutsCitizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My body is a data center 3132
Reposted by Joey WalnutsJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Mouse king: Guards! Cheese him! 713441
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Let me tell you one thing. Let me tell you one thing. My shit whereon I am back is of the Bull. 000
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Cat, I Must Work! which I wrote ten years ago, which sort of predicted vibe coding www.bigecho.org/cat-i-must-w... 130
Reposted by Joey Walnutsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life? Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good 924840
Reposted by Joey WalnutsJoey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026strike the unwebbed sham xmas bakeoff off 001
Reposted by Joey WalnutsJoey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026"I have that within that peepeth show / these are but the suits and trappings of woe" -- Robert Webb, "The Xmas Bakeoff" 001
Reposted by Joey WalnutsJoey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026ask not for whom the show peeps 011
Reposted by Joey WalnutsJoey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026overturn the webbless xmas bakeoff 001
Reposted by Joey WalnutsRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 31/07/2026Your net worth should be completely unrelated to how much money you have. 2348
Reposted by Joey Walnutsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/03/2024as a feminist i actually think women would be prettier if they smiled less 462272
Reposted by Joey WalnutsTom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sappho, tr. Konstantinos Lardas 0358
Reposted by Joey WalnutsTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I need a tail detangler. it’s as fine as duckling fluff so I don’t want to weigh it down, it must fly free. what might work 3151
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Increasingly annoyed at materials research community for their AI-first framing of their work 110
Reposted by Joey WalnutsSustainable AI Futures @sustainableai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Announcing AI Futures: Beyond Responsible AI? from @braiduk.bsky.social's Sustainable AI Futures. It's a strategy and interactive fiction for learning about AI, climate, and society, and for sparking conversation & debate. What shall we add to this prototype? franciscrot.github.io/AI-futures/franciscrot.github.ioAI Futures: Beyond Responsible AI? 001
Reposted by Joey Walnutsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/07/2026fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police 1422021
Reposted by Joey Walnutslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Anything can be a joke if you laugh and laugh 17412
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Football is already home, it's just very unevenly distributed 000
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If the future is already here just unevenly distributed it might not be here. For example could be over there 010
Reposted by Joey Walnutsleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026my new idea for time zones. whenever you wake up, that's 9 am. and whenever you go to sleep that's 9 pm. time is no longer a fixed point. you can follow the sun or you can follow your heart. the choice is yours 242128396
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026when england is 1 up their fear of conceding is equalled by their fear of scoring 010
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026such a weird dataset ... ordered by average distance, but can't be across all goal scorers, and these can't be like the top 12 goal scorers of all time (Messi) so it has to be something like 12 players with lowest average distance of players scoring over x goals, but what is x & how is it motivated? 000
Reposted by Joey WalnutsTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026chatbot my darling … let’s deepen the hole of this work, so that the hydraulic dongs of our unknowing can pump in it to completion 0623
Reposted by Joey WalnutsTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I dreamed that I “betrayed england” in some way. I wonder how that would even be possible 81094
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They now sometimes even say "remember the three 'S'es" before see it, say it, sorted 100
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Guardian all is forgiven!! www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...theguardian.comThe best recent poetry – review roundupCafés by Holly Pester; The Acrobat by Wisława Szymborska; Volvelle by Rachael Boast; Tree of Knowledge by Victoria Chang; Talk a Blue Streak by Lila Matsumoto 100
Reposted by Joey Walnutshaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i've been waking up from this nap for 45 minutes 1383
Reposted by Joey Walnutspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’ll say this for Keir Starmer: if you only saw photos of him where he wasn’t standing next to another person or object you could use for scale, you’d assume he was taller than he is 1460031
Reposted by Joey Walnutslastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Utilitarian trying to work out who to support in the world cup by weighting population size by measured enthusiasm for the sport. 2437
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Adrian de Wynter built a small LLM in Age of Empires 2 with goats as signal carriers - adewynter.github.io/notes/aoe2-c...adewynter.github.ioA Perceptron in Age of Empires II 110
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Just all running around like anthony headless chickens 010
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Applied Games Masterclass - come learn how to make games that teach, inspire and annoy. Can play help us to unblock the unblockable artist, to cool the uncoolable jet, to dream the impossible dream? #games #gamedesign #education www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/applied-ga...eventbrite.co.ukApplied Games MasterclassLearn how to make games that educate, motivate, and create change 040
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026what shall I title the prequel to my celebrated work Death to Rascals? I am thinking in terms of Round Up the Rascals .. 000
Reposted by Joey WalnutsThis user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026apples should have veins and blood 2438
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026any lacanians out there? how bad is my beginner's summary of jouissance? docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comJouissanceLacan’s jouissance builds on Freud’s pleasure principle, the tendency to seek pleasure and avoid pain. Jouissance is a word that is very easy to translate into English, by leaving it untranslated and ... 100
Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026John Wieners: To write poetry all you have to do is put down the most embarrassing thing you can think-- oh Jesus, NO!!!! Not like THAT!!! The fuck is WRONG with you 043