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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only two more sleeps till midnight
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Attachment Style is just want loved ones who trust me as much as I trust ad voice that is northern and talking about process of making some staple food
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John Stott @jpsastro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a UKRI funded grant proposal rejected at the "AI triage stage". "This AI-based triage was used only to identify approximately 50% of the strongest proposals to take forward to full human review." 🧪 #academicsky
I am writing to let you know that, unfortunately, your application was not successful.

Review process

As part of the initial triage of the 179 proposals submitted to this call, each was assessed using an AI-based review. Every proposal was read independently by several different AI models against the same seven criteria used to shape this call (including cyber security relevance, research quality and novelty, importance of the problem addressed, feasibility of the project plan, likely outputs and impact, value for money, and responsible research practice), with each model asked to give a score and a written justification with supporting quotations from the text. To guard against any one model's idiosyncrasies, we also ran a second, independent process in which different AI models debated the merits and weaknesses of each proposal before reaching a judgement, again against the same criteria. Scores from both processes were combined to produce an overall ranking. 

This AI-based triage was used only to identify approximately 50% of the strongest proposals to take forward to full human review.  Projects selected for funding were drawn from those that progressed to the full human review stage. We recognise that AI-assisted assessment is a new and evolving part of the review process, and we are continuing to evaluate how well it aligns with the judgements of human reviewers on this call. We will soon produce a document detailing our method, so that others can build upon it and improve it.

Feedback on your application

Your application was not selected to progress beyond the AI triage stage.  To provide transparency on the outcome of this assessment, we are sharing below the scores (out of 5) from each of the two AI review processes described above, together with the mean score across the two processes.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
time for my midnight borscht.
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
miniaturizing to like 2" so AI can't take my job, who's coming
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
London! Get involved in this fabulous upcoming workshop on energy, homes, data, AI, surveillance, models, innovation, policy, and more. Part of our @braiduk.bsky.social project: www.digicatapult.org.uk/apply/events...
digicatapult.org.uk
Digital innovation in home energy transition - Digital Catapult
Join us to explore how AI and digital innovation can help create greener, healthier, more affordable and inclusive homes and communities.
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Etymologically "helicopter" has two root words, but not what you might think. You can HELICOPT to get in that thing ER you can stay down here thank you very much
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You shit stupid fucking moron you cant temper your soul in the fires of hate. Youre gonna get slag. You must use kindness. You must fire it in the glowing embers of love, and quench it with acceptance of things you cannot change. You idiot you dumbass
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My body is a data center
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mouse king: Guards! Cheese him!
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Let me tell you one thing. Let me tell you one thing. My shit whereon I am back is of the Bull.
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cat, I Must Work! which I wrote ten years ago, which sort of predicted vibe coding www.bigecho.org/cat-i-must-w...
Rather agreeable flames rage up my cheeks. ‘Whatever,’ I mutter. ‘Thing is, it gets easier once we invent assembly languages and high-level programming languages. At that stage, code starts looking like weird witch recipes with lots of maths in them.’

‘Easier for humans to interpret than screeds of zeros and ones.’

‘Exactly, and from then on it gets easier and easier. Before long, we’re using What-You-See-Is-What-You-Get editors, and frameworks like Bootstrap, and games engines like Unity. Lots of pre-made elements. Lots of cleverly chosen defaults you can tinker with, once you know what you’re doing. The latest generation of user‑friendly frameworks, you know what? It’s like you’re not really even coding anymore. It’s more like you’re answering a big quiz, and at the end it burps out the thing you need. Are you seeing where this is going?’
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life? Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
strike the unwebbed sham xmas bakeoff off
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"I have that within that peepeth show / these are but the suits and trappings of woe" -- Robert Webb, "The Xmas Bakeoff"
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ask not for whom the show peeps
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
overturn the webbless xmas bakeoff
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 31/07/2026
Your net worth should be completely unrelated to how much money you have.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
as a feminist i actually think women would be prettier if they smiled less
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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sappho, tr. Konstantinos Lardas
I'm utterly destroyed,—
for that which gives sharp
shapings to my songs
lies dumb within my heart.

Devise tor me,
though voiceless now, unsinging,—
man-slaying, blood-devouring
Aphrodite,—desires
that rouse the heart.

Lave me in nectar
from your silver bowl,
and make that frenzied voice
in me, live, once again,
to sing.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I need a tail detangler. it’s as fine as duckling fluff so I don’t want to weigh it down, it must fly free. what might work
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Increasingly annoyed at materials research community for their AI-first framing of their work
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Sustainable AI Futures @sustainableai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Announcing AI Futures: Beyond Responsible AI? from @braiduk.bsky.social's Sustainable AI Futures. It's a strategy and interactive fiction for learning about AI, climate, and society, and for sparking conversation & debate. What shall we add to this prototype? franciscrot.github.io/AI-futures/
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AI Futures: Beyond Responsible AI?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tempted to some old school poetomachia
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anything can be a joke if you laugh and laugh
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Football is already home, it's just very unevenly distributed
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If the future is already here just unevenly distributed it might not be here. For example could be over there
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my new idea for time zones. whenever you wake up, that's 9 am. and whenever you go to sleep that's 9 pm. time is no longer a fixed point. you can follow the sun or you can follow your heart. the choice is yours
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
when england is 1 up their fear of conceding is equalled by their fear of scoring
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
such a weird dataset ... ordered by average distance, but can't be across all goal scorers, and these can't be like the top 12 goal scorers of all time (Messi) so it has to be something like 12 players with lowest average distance of players scoring over x goals, but what is x & how is it motivated?
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
chatbot my darling … let’s deepen the hole of this work, so that the hydraulic dongs of our unknowing can pump in it to completion
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I dreamed that I “betrayed england” in some way. I wonder how that would even be possible
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They now sometimes even say "remember the three 'S'es" before see it, say it, sorted
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Guardian all is forgiven!! www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...
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The best recent poetry – review roundup
Cafés by Holly Pester; The Acrobat by Wisława Szymborska; Volvelle by Rachael Boast; Tree of Knowledge by Victoria Chang; Talk a Blue Streak by Lila Matsumoto
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i've been waking up from this nap for 45 minutes
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’ll say this for Keir Starmer: if you only saw photos of him where he wasn’t standing next to another person or object you could use for scale, you’d assume he was taller than he is
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Utilitarian trying to work out who to support in the world cup by weighting population size by measured enthusiasm for the sport.
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Adrian de Wynter built a small LLM in Age of Empires 2 with goats as signal carriers - adewynter.github.io/notes/aoe2-c...
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A Perceptron in Age of Empires II
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just all running around like anthony headless chickens
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Applied Games Masterclass - come learn how to make games that teach, inspire and annoy. Can play help us to unblock the unblockable artist, to cool the uncoolable jet, to dream the impossible dream? #games #gamedesign #education www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/applied-ga...
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Applied Games Masterclass
Learn how to make games that educate, motivate, and create change
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Hokums of Dunshire
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
what shall I title the prequel to my celebrated work Death to Rascals? I am thinking in terms of Round Up the Rascals ..
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
2Bridge2Farerer
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This user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
apples should have veins and blood
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Casaubon has hit send
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
any lacanians out there? how bad is my beginner's summary of jouissance? docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Jouissance
Lacan’s jouissance builds on Freud’s pleasure principle, the tendency to seek pleasure and avoid pain. Jouissance is a word that is very easy to translate into English, by leaving it untranslated and ...
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
clod code
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Joey Walnuts @jolwalton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
John Wieners: To write poetry all you have to do is put down the most embarrassing thing you can think-- oh Jesus, NO!!!! Not like THAT!!! The fuck is WRONG with you
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