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The Johnny Horror Fischer Show

@johnthemod1.bsky.social
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Let’s try this one more time. Amateur stand-up comedian, occasional faux-pirate radio DJ, cameoed in a USA Today bestseller. Come in, sit down, stay awhile. (he/him)

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 4h
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 9h
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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My church had a ceremony on St. Francis’ feast day where the priest would bless the congregation’s pets in the parking lot. We took our beagle Nora one year to be blessed, and she went on to live until she was 18-19 years old. I guess it worked.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Alex Nicholson @allpunandgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Most ancient memes referenced three times a day” factoid is statistical error. Average ancient meme is referenced zero times a day. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and is referenced over ten thousand times a day, is an outlier.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶
Babybel cheeses
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 03/10/2026
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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Zorak @zorak.scryfall.com · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8F4...
youtube.com
What are ghosts?
YouTube video by Zorak
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Johnny Horror Fischer Show @johnthemod1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s sad about watching your estranged best friend’s favorite movie is when you REALLY want her to explain it to you, but you know she won’t. So I saw Donnie Darko tonight…
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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lum @ comms open! @itslumboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John ApeEscape: Hmmm. Bet there was an ape here just now. Alright, time to get to work. [Press R3+L3 to activate John’s Ape Vision, which can reveal trails of footprints that lead you to your next destination.] John ApeEscape: Looks like we found our culprit, J.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh ok maybe watching paint dry just isn't FOR you. Not everything is.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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The Johnny Horror Fischer Show @johnthemod1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE ARE SO BACK WE NEVER EVEN LEFT
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AHHHHHHHH
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Thursday, Today Is Thursday @thurs-phantom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
voted most likely to let it linger
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry I wish I could help but that's not on my bingo card this year
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A button that says Find tacos
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Email that says MESA/BOOGIE®
MESA/BOOGIE:
THE MIGHTY 90s TRIPLE
RECTIFIER STANDARD RETURNS WITH 150 WATTS OF ERA-DEFINING
RECTIFIER POWER
AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE AT
MESABOOGIE.COM
The high-powered sibling of the legendary Dual Rectifier returns in its original Standard Dress, handcrafted in Petaluma, California, with six MESA 6L6 power tubes and three selectable rectifier tubes.Jar Jar Binks
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the moon hits your eye With a big mecha guy Escaflowne
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 28/09/2026
billboard, florida alligator farm, route 301, florida, 1979
billboard, florida alligator farm, route 301, florida, 1979
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHO SET MY CHAIR ON FIRE
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all have that one friend whose granny is a wolf dressed in old timey pajamas. "Granny what big teeth you have" Yeah ok Lisa we've heard it before.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, toasting my sister and her new husband on a lifetime of happiness at their wedding: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ny Guy @midknightnyran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Have you ever seen beloved American movie Raiders of the Lost Ark, Yugi-boy?" "I can't say I have. Why, what has that got to do with anything?" "More than you'd think, but less than I'd hoped. I never even got to shoot a man whilst he tried accosting me with a sword."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Surprise Mongol Horde on your dashboard. Defend yourselves against my archers on horseback. If you can. 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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