Reposted by Rosemary Johnsenthe irreducible @anguilline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026'the purpose of a system is what it does' remains undefeated 027117
Rosemary Johnsen @johnsenrm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why is Jake Butt doing the commentary at an MSU game? Thanks for nothing, B1G Network. 😑 000
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve been upset about this for hours. Do they mean Old English? Which ended in the 11th century? Is he adapting it to sound like Beowulf? This play published in Early Modern English in 1597? Do they mean Olde English, the malt liquor? Old English, the floor cleaner? Are words real anymore? 99415
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSeth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A fancy provost allegedly using AI to write papers and op-eds is a big problem, but a bigger problem is why we all have no problem believing a fancy provost used AI write papers and op-eds. I should find that hard to believe. I don’t. 2163
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenJohn Voorheis @johnvoorheis.bsky.social · 29/12/2025If you think of "hiring in entry level positions" as "procuring labor to do the tasks entry level people do" then you probably do think AI is a magical headcount reduction machine. But the point of hiring in entry level positions is to produce mid-career employees. 11568125
Rosemary Johnsen @johnsenrm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thi Bui makes a significant contribution to Vietnamese-American literature. This book is absolutely tremendous. Multi-generational memoir infused with accurate historical context. Wisdom and insight on every page. 000
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wife: How was football yesterday Me: Largely terrible. One game came down to a Zapruder film conspiracy hail Mary though Wife (very Minnesota Gophers alumni voice): Was Michigan involved 519115
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That pro-Notre Dame call by ACC refs—Notre Dame is in the ACC for most sports—is the reason folks think college football is rigged and becoming meaningless. Western Michigan got robbed. Wisconsin got robbed. The higher-ranked team always gets the call. I can't take much more. 2314911
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenGhost of Lepa Radić @ghostofdonknotts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Remember when the NCAA let Michigan win a national title after being caught cheating? Me too. 1111
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/09/2026"At our core, we are devoted to learning. Specifically, we want to learn how to extract as much value as possible from everyone and everything we interact with." buff.ly/DUbh42rmcsweeneys.netWe Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team“At our core, we are devoted to learning. Specifically, we want to learn how to extract as much value as possible from everyone and everything we interact wi... 07617
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Red State Universities: we believe in indoctrination and job training Students: we hate that is there another option? Blue State Universities: we promise to have no values except job training. It ain’t enough. My latest. Gift link.startribune.comPerry: Republicans fought ‘indoctrination.’ Now they’re telling students what to study.The conservative attack on higher education in states like Iowa is hard to watch. But it also provides an opportunity for blue states like Minnesota. 251286419
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Democratic states have not particularly covered themselves in glory when it comes to higher ed. There’s no counter-movement in blue states that offers a robust counter-vision for higher ed — that it might, first of all, be actually good for society, or provide the kind of education students want." 332257
Rosemary Johnsen @johnsenrm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Capturing one of my #WITM reads before August ends. Fragmentary narrative infused with historical context. Highlighted for me the similar endings of large scale psychiatric institutionalization internationally in the late 20th century. 000
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And if you’re in or near Stillwater Oklahoma in October, come on out and hear some thoughts related to this book and more! 1198
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ICE literally murdered constituents in broad daylight and Democrats were like well I really want to hear about the investigation and maybe we should talk about bodycams while the people they represented were still lying dead on the street. Absolute lot of cowards. 413716
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenAsheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 25/08/2026Someone made this point before but is there any other industry where the paper of record absolutely hates the people who do the grunt work in said industry? Because that’s the Chronicle of Higher Education. 416711
Reposted by Rosemary Johnsenalex guenther @guentheralex.bsky.social · 15/04/2026i like this photo where it looks like you've interrupted t.s. eliot and virginia woolf in the middle of planning your murder 14894222
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then 28888114
Reposted by Rosemary Johnsencollege football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 17/08/2026Michelle Tafoya thinks getting rid of Sam Darnold to start JJ McCarthy was the right decision 051
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026my weekend is gonna be cake and books, everyone should be jealous 61014
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The thing that really gets me about this era is how much our national political media are bunch of suckers and rubes perfectly happy to go along with getting themselves taken for a ride and be used as hapless tools for the regime. Like FFS. 921219
Reposted by Rosemary Johnsenfrankenstein friday @frankensteinfriday.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the takeaway is minnesota fucking hates an ICE bootlicker and they’re not gonna forget that just because you spend a ton of filthy PAC money. 221637
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenBunnyBadgerGames 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇵🇸 @badbabybunny.bsky.social · 10/05/2025To be fair to AI it's ridiculous ideas are less shit than theirs. 2291
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSam Kamin @sjkamin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Option a: say some dumb shit Option b: say some different dumb shit Option c: avoid addressing dumb shit IF ONLY THERE WAS ANOTHER CHOICE 12014
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenHare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yeah man, when people say stuff that’s stupid and bigoted, they should get flack for it. 01171
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenMichael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Spent all day researching in an archive, & just want to say: I'm so tired of academics trashing archives on ideological grounds. Ugh, so reductive. The compiler of these papers wasn't a household name, but managed to create a fascinating record of Black art & culture through much of the 20th century 1772
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenAlex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Everyone is wondering who caused this! The platform literally has a "Write with AI" button... 510523
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 258239434578
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSusan Joudrey @sujo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026it's wild how quickly we went from encouraging people to maintain their mental acuity through crosswords, reading, physical activity, etc. to heavily promoting & accepting genAI use that causes cognitive atrophy. 36019
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You have to understand the cultural context of the original and the culture of your intended audience. You have to understand the feelings that are intended to be inspired as well as the meaning of the words. Translating a long work means understanding the whole as well as the parts. 414621
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenMateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments. 3558911659
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenBrendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Surely the solution here is just *don't use AI tools* for your writing and research and continue to do your writing and research in ALL the ways you were doing it before you started using AI instead of doing the work?? 672043383
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenWilliam Carruthers @williamcarruthers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This government obsession that somehow schools and universities are in any way responsible for employer choices has to stop 45413
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026Yeah this "pervert glasses in the classroom" thing is bothering me enough that I emailed both my departments asking if we can get practical guidance from the chancellor & IT. What I'm really, increasingly wanting is a Wi-Fi kill switch for each classroom, but i don't know that that's in the offing. 561149189
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“Compared to what?” is always the essential question when asking about critiques of higher education & universities, whether we’re discussing declining trust, freedom of speech, viewpoint diversity, or any of the other things. 17461148
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenMike Karpa @mikekarpa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I hope they mention that her translation is really good, and that her articles about the translation have also been excellent, and that’s she’s a highly skilled and accessible writer and communicator. Nolan, yes, but also her. She didn’t stumble into this. 01028
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenErin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 24/07/2026I would like to RETVRN to the Early Bluesky Era block-and-walk ethos on anything remotely related to Alex Fucking Berenson, whose name I had legitimately blocked out 3443
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Dems spent a generation believing that if they gave Republicans some of what they wanted on immigration (strict enforcement of bad laws, "tough" rhetoric that conceded the argument to the GOP), then the GOP would be willing to make a deal. 121
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenRichard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association. 15568202026
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenChris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...youtube.comBBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing MontageYouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra 241081378
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenJesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers. 352232976641
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/07/2026Yea, dost thou jeer 13819129
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"Is this the first game you've watched?" No, I've been watching Argentina since 1986. That's why I believe this. Don't come into my mentions and pretend I'm a newbie. Or that I said something I didn't say. 5873
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This administration, supposedly representing the “real” salt of the earth Americans, is filled with people like this who have no idea how Americans actually live. For context, each Taco Bell outlet serves about 900 people PER DAY and there are over 300 Taco Bells in Michigan. 1593743729
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenPPG1 @paradigm317.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Why is he dressed like my aunt from 1974 1458515
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249855141
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts 3468891206
Reposted by Rosemary JohnsenTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I am losing my mind. Chat isn’t a search engine. this isn’t normal. framing it as normative is slimy. Tone, vibes all bad. 252383344