Reposted by JohnQFuglyDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I received all of these checks. They changed my life, and made it possible for me to start the business I'd always dreamed of (AI-generated scam phone calls targeting elderly people). Donald Trump showed up for ME. 271633153 1.6K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course 132254349 2.3K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better 430124401643 12.4K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Sorry hon gonna be late for dinner, tied up in traffic. Yep, transgender swarms again 0241 24
Reposted by JohnQFuglyByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845463014057 54.6K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026ME: *puts on sunglasses* NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps them off my face* glasses made of the sun would instantaneously melt your head 661691 616
Reposted by JohnQFuglygas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Another one of those days where literally everyone on the road drives like an idiot. Except me, I’m the best driver in the whole world. 1213829 138
Reposted by JohnQFuglyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026just one goddam cabinet meeting where childrens genitals arent a topic of conversation 401485282 1.5K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/05/2026prosecutor: you were caught with a bag full of money and a gun me: crazy to be focusing on that when aliens might be real 223028 230
Reposted by JohnQFuglyJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies. 15392531509 9.3K
Reposted by JohnQFuglySarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones 203994688 4K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel 301733355 1.7K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse 324599758 4.6K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that 406154949 6.2K
JohnQFugly @johnqfugly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I will say this much: if all you know about Rush is Tom Sawyer, Limelight and Fly By Night, that doesn't even come close to defining Rush 000 0
Reposted by JohnQFuglyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Look if you purity test every candidate who has 17 things wrong with them you’ll never reach most fucked up Americans 528423 284
Reposted by JohnQFuglyCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 16/10/2025How you'll know the household appliances have joined the Machine Uprising 09425 94
Reposted by JohnQFuglyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/10/2025Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store 341357166 1.4K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2025So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later” 220166313091 16.6K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Sent my husband to the store for some stuff and he came back with all name brand products, so I went shoe shopping because apparently we’re made of money 0337 33
JohnQFugly @johnqfugly.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I know it's obvious to most, but one reason this site isn't wholly terrible is because users aren't paid to make stuff up for the sole purpose of engagement 071 7
JohnQFugly @johnqfugly.bsky.social · 10/08/2025The coolest dads have blue cars. I don't make the rules. 000 0
Reposted by JohnQFuglyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Her name is Cassandra Webb because she sees the future like Cassandra and because she’s a Spiderman even though its spelled differently than a spiders web or even Madame Web, the name of the character 2219011 190
Reposted by JohnQFuglyJaime Margary @momchomsky.bsky.social · 04/06/2025It amazes me how these people will call Elon a visionary for raising concerns over the Earth being swallowed by the Sun in 7.5 billion years but climate change making our planet inhospitable in 100 years is too far out to care. 749891 498
Reposted by JohnQFuglyNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The last thing I want to imagine is all the fucking people, John. 824572 245
JohnQFugly @johnqfugly.bsky.social · 24/04/2025A place called Dardano's on a cliff over the city and all pasta-based dishes had scratch-made pasta. Interestingly, the Masterpiece Cakeshop guy used the location for a bit after Dardano's went belly-up (long before the controversy). At the time he told me the noodle machines had been left behind. 000 0
Reposted by JohnQFuglyAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/04/2025reminder that the scaffolding for this already exists with mental health and addiction courts and drug treatment facilities that are glorified prison labor 402079510 2.1K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2025Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’theonion.comPete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy rel... 188102551225 10.3K
Reposted by JohnQFuglyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I think a fun bit I might start doing is intentionally not knowing what the Mandela effect is and going into posts about Trump disobeying the constitution & posting “wow it’s crazy how the Mandela effect gets closer and closer”, and then when people correct me I’ll be like yes you proved my point 81312 131
JohnQFugly @johnqfugly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with a green mask on his face is making a funny face .ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a green mask on his face is making a funny face . 000 0
Reposted by JohnQFuglyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/02/2025are anyone else’s kids disturbed by the idea of the tooth fairy? my six year old lost a tooth and requested we place it on the counter downstairs because he doesn’t want the tooth fairy to enter his room, and my three year old outright told us to keep the tooth fairy away from her 121919712673 19.7K
JohnQFugly @johnqfugly.bsky.social · 02/08/2024Not sure if you've been to the bird app lately but the "man have pennis wimmin have bob and vagene" folks have stepped up their game - they're talking about chromosomes now. 030 3
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