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John Argh

@johnargh.bsky.social
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Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore. Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey. They made a new Adrian Grenier
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TFW some fucken tiny guy stole your goose
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
local12.com/news/around-...
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Democrats have to ratify the Statute of Rome
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We regret to report, some of you may be hallucinating: 27,000 loaves of rye bread to be recalled after ergot contamination found.
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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M00N_RAT🌙 @m00nrat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed Ft my stinky son (his name is zuko btw) #cat #caturday
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed.
A tiny, filthy and scared tan and white kitten hides at the very back of a clothes closet after being rescued from a drain vent and brought inside.A very fluffy, tan and white cat rests on top a cat tower by a window. He regards the camera with interest while dangling a front paw off the platform.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“GET ME PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN IN A STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE”
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
NYT RUOK?
Screenshot of a the head and lead photo for an NYT option piece by Will McGrath entitled 'Skip the Beach. This Summer, Head to the Graveyard.'
The photo is of a graveyard including out of focus  foreground of plants and a statue or memorial of a sleeping baby.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THE LARGEMANDALORIAN
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"The map is not the territory." - Alfred Korzybski "The map isn't even the map." - Google
404media.co
Google Earth’s New AI Lets Anyone Fabricate Completely Bullshit Satellite Images
"Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. Then I put a fatal crash on a street in Amsterdam."
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: “The Da Vinci Do Not Resuscitate”
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Anish Kapoor must be seething right now
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One must imagine Poastyphus happy
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wawa is technically a Konbini.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Hey honey, while you’re at the store could you get a bott-“ “-le of the creamy dill relish you love? The one that looks like someone fed Kermit the frog into a Vitamix? Of course!”
An adult hand holding a bottle Boars Head brand dill pickle relish. The relish is smooth and creamy”
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Thee Green Witch 🇵🇷🎮💚 @snarkbreathing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
People in Evil Dead be like:
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
To the tune of Red Right Hand:
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maaan. I’d worry more about a giant coming by and trying to soft boil my head if I were him
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
TFW Jack Skellington turns into a Fox News Grampa
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Remember folks, the odd numbered Star Trek movies and World Wars are dumber than the even numbered ones.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The only Ultimate Fighting Championship I’m interested in is between this kitten and a facial tissue.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Kathy Hochul gonna steal some Happy Meals after the game
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anubis of Burbank weighs your soul against a feather and finds you Wheel of Fortune.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Littleface from Dick Tracy (1990, dir Warren Beatty)
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Baudrillard would've loved this.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"You wouldn't know my congressman. He's, uhhhh, Canadian."
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hate Russian Dolls, they're so full of themselves
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Every generation throws a Haribo up the pop chart.
aol.com
Customers experiencing gross side effect of new Trader Joe’s snack - AOL
Trader Joe’s new Sweet & Sour Gummy Worms Candies has some people running...to the bathroom
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"You're supposed to MAINTAIN the pretense!! FFS"
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Found Carnegie’s ghost’s att
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You're telling me a vibe coded this website?
Hitachi magic wand (a vibrator) on a keyboard
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Game
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Predator:Badlands (2025; dir Dan Trachtenberg)
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Racing for pink slips.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
From tumblr

personsonable
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
miaislying
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
personsonable
decay exists as an extant form of life
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That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I am old enough to remember when the only sneakers you could pump up were Reeboks.
finance.yahoo.com
Allbirds stock tumbles after nearly 600% rally as the shoemaker rebrands as an AI company
Allbirds is getting out of the sustainable sneaker business and into the AI business.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Cursed, hydrated, thriving.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When it happens
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me whenever I fly to LA:
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
you get this for selling enough Mary KKK products
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Woman: I sent my husband to the store for potatoes and he hit Stephen miller with his car. Friend: That’s horrible! What are you going to do now? Woman: I dunno. Probably rice.
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