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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“Hey honey, while you’re at the store could you get a bott-“ “-le of the creamy dill relish you love? The one that looks like someone fed Kermit the frog into a Vitamix? Of course!”

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This Buckaroo Bonzai reboot sucks.

Close up of Jeff Goldblum in ‘The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension,’ (1984, dir: WD Richter). He’s wearing a Cowboy costume of white hat, kerchief and bright red shirt buttoned to the shoulder.

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The only Ultimate Fighting Championship I’m interested in is between this kitten and a facial tissue.

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

LOLOLOL The Economist's official position on fascism is "let's hear them out."

A screenshot of an old tweet (03 January 2019) from the economist.

"Jair Bolsonaro is a dangerous populist, with some good ideas" and a minified link to an article

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Only it they're also nuclear powered.

Screencap of 'Cyclops' the titular bus from the 1976 disaster movie sendup 'The Big Bus'

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Weird way to learn that New Haven and Seoul are on the same ley line.

A clip of the "white seafood" pizza from the photo in the parent skeet. The pizza is "a special pizza where rangoon cream cheese, savory crab sticks and fresh shrimp meet to offer a rich flavor"

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

NOT to be confused with Cat Men

A tan and white kitten rests on the belly of a bearded and bespectacled white guy. some beans are visible

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Give me $5,000 for what I’m calling Project Prometheus - training vultures to eat Jeff Bezos’ liver.

Wall Street Journal headline:

Jeff Bezos in Talks to Raise $100 Billion for AI Manufacturing Fund

And subhead:
Amazon.com founder has traveled to Middle East, Singapore in fundraising effort linked to Project Prometheus Al startup

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Finally! An iced tea that’s DTF

A box of peach-flavored iced tea with a can of the product in the center; the box is orange with the text "ICED TEA WITH BENEFITS" at the top in large white and orange block letters; below that is "ANTIOXIDANT SUPERBLEND" with information about tea polyphenols and Vitamin C; a can of "the Ryl co. tea" peach-flavored tea is centered with a peach design on either side of the box; in the bottom corners the box reads "4 PACK" and "4-16 FL OZ CANS (64 FL OZ) | 4-473 mL CANS-(1.89L)" with "NON GMO Project Verified" and the "U" symbol in the bottom right corner.

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I have eaten sandwiches with more self-reflection.

News article from CBS Boston Headline reads: Trump threatens military action if Iran continues to kill protesters
Subhed reads: A U.S. official tells CBS News that President Trump has been briefed on options for military strikes in Iran.
There is a photo of The Fucker standing in an aircraft at the front of the cabin

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/video/trump-threatens-military-action-if-iran-continues-to-kill-protesters/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

“YOUR HONOR!! That’s entrapment!”

From the article linked above:

Johnson has alerted the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, which set up more cameras and has tried, unsuccessfully, to lure the bear out. Several weeks ago, the department set up a trap: a large metal cage sprayed with cherry and caramel scents. A bear was found inside it on Dec. 16, but oficials said it was the wrong bear.

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

FUCK. Is the main character Jeeves or Wooster?

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Approximately one minute and fourteen seconds of a very purry cat enjoying skritches in these trying times. Use as needed. (For best results, ear or headphones are recommended)

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Oh, this reminds me of this load-bearing tweet

A tweet from Jacob Metcalf (@undersequoias)
The text reads: I have no idea who to credit for this. But they deserve a Pulitzer.
There is an image of a triple venn diagram. The three circles are “INCEL”, “EXCEL” and “ME EATING A FIG”
The Union of incel and excel reads: sheets are never clean
The Union between excel and me eating a fig reads: makes a mess on my desktop
The Union between me eating figs and incel reads: the dying gasp of wasps
The triple union reads: Incorrectly assuming something is a date

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

The Secretary of Transportation designs the perfect car. The Secretary of Health is also there, for some reason.

Homer Simpson and herb debuting "The Homer"

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Homer

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

While I completely believe that every cat is the best cat, no cat looks more like Hokusai's Great Wave Off Kanagawa than my fella.

A tan and white, very fluffy cat rests on a blue blanket.

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Every time I turn on the kitchen sink for a dishwash sesh, this fella runs back and forth at Top Speed behind me thru the galley kitchen and hallway to the back.