Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026You're telling me a vibe coded this website? 7164581584
nagi @nagi603.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Only if you use the original, everything else is just sparkling hallucinations. ...which raises even more questions 🤣 000
Omega Lairon @omega-lairon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It might have a little difficulty reaching all the keys, but it definitely has the "o" covered ; p 070
Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social · 02/05/2026It's gotta be better than that _other_ site, the one that's been coded by a total TOOL. 010
Janete Onandiva @janete-onandiva.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Reward system for programmers: self-inserted vibrator only works if all automated tests pass and coverage > 80%, and only for 3 minutes. Want more buzz? Write another function, refactor, redo tests. 050
Patchouli Woollahra @woollahra.bsky.social · 08/05/2026*looks up from watching a shrimp frying rice* www.youtube.com/watch?v=e329...youtube.comI Taught My Shrimp To Fry RiceYouTube video by Danoramic 000
🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I coded a vibe once... ...it then coded me. I know. I know. I'll show myself out.media.tenor.coma computer screen displays a critical system failure messageALT: a computer screen displays a critical system failure message 000
sharky @demoshark.bsky.social · 03/05/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a pair of astro headphones looks surprisedALT: a man wearing a pair of astro headphones looks surprised 000
[@𝚂𝚘𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛] @soylencer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'd be more worried about the keyboard touching that thing than that thing touching my keyboard 110
Shin Megami TENS Unit @bratty-wife-happy.life · 02/05/2026I wish "vibe coding" was a predicament bondage scene where you overstim a developer until they create functional code... 1240
knullist.bsky.social @knullist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026not just any vibe, the Classic Cadillac of vibes. 020
PSYCH 🎃🐶 @psychabscond.bsky.social · 03/05/2026media.tenor.coma screenshot of a video game that says this doin numbers on itALT: a screenshot of a video game that says this doin numbers on it 050
⚔️ LadySeshiiria ⚔️ @ladyseshiiria2020.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Vibe-rant...media.tenor.coma man wearing a champion hat says " the colors they re just popping "ALT: a man wearing a champion hat says " the colors they re just popping " 000
Ricky @pastelricky.bsky.social · 03/05/2026See, that is a good vibe. This site code? Not a good vibe. 010
Erminatrix @ermineator.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I've visited sites where dropping an Hitachi from a great height onto a keyboard would have produced better results... 020
Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 02/05/2026gdgdgdhdhchchchxhchxgxhfhfhchchvjcjcjvjvjvjcjvjvjvjvkvkvkvkvk I k k lbkbl l lbl l lbkblblblnpnpnpnlnlnlnlblblblblblblbl l l lnlnl l 2301
Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Might as well just put a vibe on the keyboard as use “AI” for as much thought is happening 000
Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Impossible, those vibes actually get the job done. 12589
Eddie Cooper @diamondforyes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Is that a keyboard cleaner, where can I get one? 000
ArtGhostt @artghostt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026No wonder it sucks, it's too big to press the keys properly 000
koita1234 @koita1234.bsky.social · 03/05/2026that vibe is so coded embedded systems programmers where u at? 020
Yser’alotha the Healing Yeen @yseralotha.bsky.social · 02/05/2026See, now I just hate vibe coding even more than I did previously. Thanks. 030
Darren Adam Reinhardt @darreinhardt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Hey, it beats dipping a phone in the pool. 090
Auntie Po'kchop @auntiepokchop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026When you need a system wide reset in a short amount of time, Hitachi OS is the only tool that'll get the job done. ✌️😊 040
RCDuke @rcduke.northsky.social · 02/05/2026A website coded by a vibe would still be miles better than any AI coded site, so I'm game for it! 0100
MattBatt @computergeek06.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'd wager that may still outperform what some AI generates... 130
Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣ @thomasthecorgi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I think this gif was made for this?media.tenor.coma woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .ALT: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera . 030
just another Rebecca on the Internet @nycscribbler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026no wonder we're fucked 030
Joey Guerra @dablooey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026It does give you more time to do more important things. 010
Zach @zachawry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I used to work with this fellow. We'd compete for who'd be the next senior developer, but unfortunately they ran out of battery and it was never settled. Damn good at Perl. World is worse off without them 020
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Beau Jackal @beaujackal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Vibe coding used to mean writing Python script with a bluetooth-enabled buttplug in. What happened to us? 2968
Wes Miller @getwired.com · 02/05/2026Starting a rumor on Sunday ahead of the markets about Hitachi investing in LLMs. 010
Feisty @feistypants.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I mean it does hit all the right frequencies and button... 030
akawag213191015.bsky.social @akawag213191015.bsky.social · 03/05/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a bear sitting on a stool laughing and saying ha ha ha .ALT: a cartoon of a bear sitting on a stool laughing and saying ha ha ha . 010
The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜 @theangrysquirrel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The"programmer" was working solo. 000
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Exquisite. 000
