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John Argh

@johnargh.bsky.social
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Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore. Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC

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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not even normal gear.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are UK sheep so much denser than the European average?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A potato that's wearing sack suit?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even Prodigy had to hire Keith Flint
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey. They made a new Adrian Grenier
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll tell you what. I picked the weirdest possible time to start therapy and really work out my stuff. Getting better while dealing with everything is getting worse is a trip.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Patrick Stewart? More like French Stewart amirite?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reinventing Peking duck from first principles (laudatory)
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God. I imagine the Reykjavik airport bookstore is bangin’ tho’
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You catching one of the tour dates?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eugene V Debian
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rare funko pops, I assume
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Welp. Maybe I'm not moving the e-bike to the storage unit this winter.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Probably an homage to that one dinner scene in Beetlejuice.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For Yale?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TFW some fucken tiny guy stole your goose
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Or a pumpkin filled with meat snd frozen
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Normalizing The Bell Curve?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes. I only didn’t mention it because one book is a recommendation. An entire series is coursework
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh hey! This reminds me, read The Fractal Prince (by Hannu Rajaniemi) if sci-fi is your bag bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Fractal Prince
"The good thing is, no one will ever die again. The bad thing is, everyone will want to."A physicist receives a mysterious paper. The ideas in it are far, far ahead of current thinking and quite, quit...
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of these kittens, at minimum, is going to decide on the inside life.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One imagines it’s where Comic Book Guy works
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Albeit 1/7th the good news you were looking for. Hie ho! If it wasn’t for cold comfort,…
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Buddy, I have some good news!
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Again?!
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mfw someone does that
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man, he tweeted that after losing his jaw and the ability to even eat food anymore.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hotdog after five hours on the rollers at 7-11-ass complexion
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Best.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nominate him for a Poolitzer
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jean Baudriade
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Democrats have to ratify the Statute of Rome
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mr. Beast couldn't even sell burgers. Who would ever think he could sell a book?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We regret to report, some of you may be hallucinating: 27,000 loaves of rye bread to be recalled after ergot contamination found.
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They don't miss him.
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M00N_RAT🌙 @m00nrat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed Ft my stinky son (his name is zuko btw) #cat #caturday
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Olive Garden really connects you to the foodways of postwar American suburbia
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LADY GING! 😻
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed.
A tiny, filthy and scared tan and white kitten hides at the very back of a clothes closet after being rescued from a drain vent and brought inside.A very fluffy, tan and white cat rests on top a cat tower by a window. He regards the camera with interest while dangling a front paw off the platform.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I like ‘tasty’ way more than delicious’ in this discussion.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You don't serve as many covers every day as Olive Garden does if the food isn't, in some sense, delicious.
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Simpsons Bort Barclay
Alt: The Simpsons Bort license plate gif
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I would trade a hundred Lydons for one more Strummer
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“GET ME PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN IN A STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE”
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you know you can sub oysters for egg yolks when making mayonnaise?
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I dunno about anyone else, but I have had the zoomies all day
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John Argh @johnargh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pretty good I bet! I think you'd end up in a similar situation to the monkey that took the selfie. As a non-human, the law wouldn't generally apply to him. Like, you wouldn't convict a puma of murder for eating a hiker.
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