Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Bright Bart @danbury-alum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Nice to see everyone catching up to those of us that screamed this a decade ago. 021
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/03/2026"We have to understand him not as a fascist, though he is, but as a crazy person — a genuinely crazy person who wakes up every day & you never know what he's going to do bc he doesn't know" New ep of @davidnir.com & Rupar on Trump's illegal war of choice is live: www.publicnotice.co/p/trumps-ill... 771600421
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trumptheonion.comTrump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ... 332321342
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/03/2026This is what he thinks of our safety and security. 1191368283
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026Ossoff: "There are some folks who are doomscrolling in the fetal position. Every day there is a new outrage. It's easy I know to fear that maybe we could lose our republic. I think what John Lewis would tell us is it's up to us. We have the power to right the ship. Nobody is gonna do it for us." 17688292522
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I know we sort of live in a time in which personal morality is irrelevant in politics, but it’s worth noting that there are very credible allegations that at least two cabinet secretaries are presently engaged in affairs with coworkers; one with her right-hand man and the other with her bodyguard. 29888261
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.theonion.comRFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul... 791818228
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Robbing the bank and bragging about leaving the lollipops and pens 592424410
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"Trump lied, Piers, when he said he never went on the [Epstein] plane." I debated Piers Morgan on Trump in the Epstein files. I brought receipts. Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGoZ... 771952445
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 20/02/2026You shouldn't do drugs, but if you do do drugs, you probably just giggled and said "doo doo" 2163
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot 297223274620
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Patsy Stone Detemple @dotomplo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026we should normalise background checks for lovers 021
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025used to work at a dracula factory. there was only two of us so i had to make every second count. 16210
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Imagine if you had no shame and could just make shit up all the time. It must be an amazing feeling. 982455381
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 20/02/2026they're literally selling indulgences 69911
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The other thing to understand is that he wants to build it in a small traffic circle only 200-300 feet wide. 37672234
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Anne S Kim @anne-s-kim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The public needs to realize that at 250 feet high, the proposed Arc de Trump would be *more than twice as tall* as the Lincoln Memorial. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...washingtonpost.comVeterans sue over Trump’s planned 250-foot arch, citing cemetery viewsThe Vietnam War veterans, who later worked as U.S. diplomats, say that the arch would harm the experience of visiting nearby Arlington National Cemetery. 33500154
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Eunice Cho @eunicehcho.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub... 25929251730
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026A reminder that no matter how many videos of ICE abuses appear online, a chunk of America, a big chunk of Trump’s base, is not just totally fine with it, they want it, enjoy it, revel in it. The cruelty is indeed the point. The rest of us non-sociopaths need to reckon with that depressing reality. 1202610548
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20/02/2026SLEEPY DEMENTED DONNY FELL ASLEEP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING OF HIS OWN CORRUPT BOARD OF PEACE. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I MOCK THAT SHIT MERCILESSLY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4kOjvtl 33963208
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I won't lie, this was a tough year for democracy. But we enter 2026 with hope and optimism for the year ahead. I wish you all a happy and healthy new year. 575131471719
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026. 484113967
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/01/2026Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over 148170773848
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/01/20262026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings. 976378735
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 01/01/2026For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows. Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st. 638052
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Ginny @gmoyer17.bsky.social · 09/11/2025We are so rich we have to starve our citizens so we can stay "liquid" while we give billions of dollars to foreign countries. What? 49314
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 09/11/2025If this were Biden, Tapper and Thompson would be on shows every hour talking about how a loss of impulse control is one of the many signs of moderate to severe cognitive decline. 1868
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/11/2025the president is nutso 3923515726
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b 03814
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 09/11/2025BREAKING: I GOT MY SNAP BENEFITS. (NYC HERE) CHECK YOUR EBT CARDS AND PLEASE REPORT BACK!!!!! 2683498730
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 09/11/2025What could possibly go wrong 66913140
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/11/2025WELKER: Should the 300,000 Oklahomas who rely on ACA subsidies be prepared for their costs to skyrocket? LANKFORD: We're trying to find a way to be able to help (That's a yes!) 52256641482
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Kate Messner @katemessner.com · 09/11/2025Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...apnews.comFedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photoFifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist. 275115402991
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 31/01/2024i hate “im sorry that happened to you” i hate it i hate it i hate it this shit didnt ~happen~ to me. cancer happens. a tornado happens. but abuse? people do it. why are you letting them become a natural disaster 1215
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 09/11/2025She doesn’t even say his name. 231149204
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/11/2025So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running? 466160283730
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸God @thegodshow.com · 09/11/2025Thou Shalt Never Again Complain About Egg Prices If You Voted For The Guy Who Canceled Food. 105101202271
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/11/2025This dude popped up in my mentions yesterday to insist that there were 50 million undocumented immigrants in the country, of which 25 million had entered under Biden, and you just have to realize that these people just make things up and then demand we change the world to accommodate their fictions. 371190220
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/11/2025WHY THE FUCK ARE REPUBLICAN DUMB-ASSES ARGUING OVER JUST HOW MUCH NAZISM IS AN ACCEPTABLE AMOUNT OF NAZISM WITHIN THEIR OWN PARTY? SPOILER ALERT: IT'S BECAUSE REPUBLICANS FUCKING SUCK, THAT'S WHY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4otbkDN 311240301
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/07/2025NEW: The WSJ article is out. Here is a gift link. www.wsj.com/politics/tru...wsj.comExclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump.The leather-bound book was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. The president says the letter ‘is a fake thing.’ 36041571746
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/07/2025My mom has a bronzed pair of my baby shoes and they look like Sean Duffy. 9887372
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I know you wanna argue, but: block 'em! I know you got the fire in your gut: block 'em! I know our intentions are great and some of us were real good at debate but my mentions are a take-free state block 'em 171345256
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 11/04/2025 637661
Reposted by Thee JoelleyBean 💫💖✨️🍦🪷 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇸jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/04/2025weird, what could explain this 323143023947