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I never know what to put here. she/her

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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So my immediate thought was Tim Curry as Pennywise (was 9), but THEN remembered that episode of Macgyver with the people eating ants (was 4). Still hate bugs, still blame Richard Dean Anderson.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little more coffee.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yes! Our home in the 90s hadn't been redecorated since the seventies, so it was all our 80s furniture but then harvest gold/avocado green/burnt orange/chocolate brown everything. Including a dishwasher with reversible front panels in those colors. Every time I see that color combo, I hear Nirvana.
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It was the "This you?" of times; it was the "It me" of times.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this administration.
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One life rule that has rarely steered me wrong is lining up without hesitation against anyone whose guiding principle is "kindness is bad, actually."
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This thread has made my day and expanded my playlists. 🤌
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danalibrariana.bsky.social @danalibrariana.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m a librarian and here’s my expert take: E-readers = reading Audiobooks = reading Magazines = reading Any format that gives you access to words = reading Reading = good! 🤓
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Alex Kamachi @alexkamachi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is my biggest despair. I will never, no matter how much I read, read every book I want to. It's also my greatest joy. 😂
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu is like Mad Max & Blade Runner had a baby then The Fifth Element & Jumanji raised the baby in the Star Wars universe and let Top Gun & Total Recall babysit a lot. (complimentary)
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
To be incurious is a type of death
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? the princess bride pcu sahara chef sinners
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/05/2026
i read books that were way too old for me as a kid and i turned out weird and a little fucked up, but i also think that's kind of the point.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m so furious about how stupid everything is
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 17/05/2026
Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I cannot express how ABSOLUTELY CORRECT this take is.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My takeaway on reading a bunch of these is "the people yearn for third spaces."
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A 90s coffeeshop with shelves full of games and books. A little stage. Open until 3am. A patio with string lights and rickety tables and chairs. Since no one smokes any more, cigarette scented candles. Case full of homemade pastries, radio playing, tables full of interesting people talking.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Italian sub, Twinbrook Deli, Rockville, MD
the best Italian sub of all time. sub roll with crisp crust that shatters on contact with your teeth but has perfectly soft insides... sliced-while-you-wait ham, salami, pepperoni, and provolone...perfect tomato sliced *super* thin, dill pickle coins, hots, shredded iceberg, and some kinda homemade vinaigrette that is chef's kiss perfection. on one a those white paper sub wrappers because if your sub comes on a plate its bougie and definitely worse that this one. But also all other Italian subs are worse than this one, anyway.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20/04/2026
incredible exchange here, this website has the juice
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy REX MANNING DAY to all who celebrate.
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Rex Manning Day Empire Records GIF
Alt: Rex Manning Day Empire Records GIF
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I usually steal youth lingo to make them cringe for my own entertainment, but I'm stealing this one for the good of us all.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 04/04/2026
Borders are fake. No human being is illegal on stolen land. Being a citizen or resident of the US isn't a prize or a lifetime achievement award. If you can't live with people different from you, you're just a bigot. And, if we don't want so many refugees, we should stop fucking up their countries.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/03/2026
if you can look at someone who is not like you and genuinely want them to be happy and successful even if their version of happy and successful is different than yours, you’re generally okay in my book
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Martin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If I could only talk about one thing on BlueSky it would just be books
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This but ALSO "we have burgers at home" but for people who can cook. The only things I ever want to eat out for any more are a) local joint, especially if it's a cuisine I am unfamiliar with 2) pizza and 3) deep fried things.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 07/03/2026
Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Steel worker to one side, coal miner on the other. If they ever need someone to play Pittsburgh in a movie, I'm ya girl.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Convince me watch a new thing in one sentence, why don't you?
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I think about this all the time.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
they renamed it the Department of War so it would be that much easier to just add “Crimes” at the end of it
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
if you advertise your product with "NO AI. NONE. NEVER." i would buy it immediately, even if was like expired candy bars
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
a lot of people care about dumb stuff that doesn’t matter and it ruins them. they could instead look at flowers or watch birds or do cocaine
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Why are you so petrified of silence? Here, can you handle this? (long pause) Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines Or when you think you're gonna die? Or did you long for the next distraction? Alanis Morissette, All I Really Want
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I don't mind a legit "I hate this" but the way so many people follow it up with an actual or implied "and therefore you should too" slash "and you suck for liking it" is a thing that drives me completely insane.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So a bonus of being A Lifelong Reader is the affect/effect, who/that, lay/lie situations of the language are hardwired in. Easy. But the flip side is I, a mid-40s mostly articulate human, sometimes mispronounce a word so egregiously I want to retire from humanity.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Occasionally a post makes me think "this site has the juice" and this was today's.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ugh why is everybody calling my masked armed death squads who kidnap kindergartners the gestapo
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!
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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 07/01/2026
"Burn this motherfucker to the ground", Toad said to Frog. Frog nodded and smiled as he lit the match.
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I've always been partial to a skulk of foxes, but a cauldron of bats is up there for me. 🤌
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I mean mayyybeeeeeee I do need to make a new year's resolution after all
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jamie @jlp301.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
sublime's self titled record
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading

"in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

- Is it SINCERE
- is it CATHARTIC
- was it FUN TO MAKE
- is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly"
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 26/12/2025
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-
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