Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil is usually depicted as an apple, but in reality it was a banana. And the serpent? A red eared slider.static.klipy.comRed-Eared Slider Turtle SwimmingAlt: Red-Eared Slider Turtle Swimming 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They should check their skulls for any ridges that might indicate disloyalty. 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They could make an Ai that doesn't use any water, runs entirely on electricity from one solar panel, and was trained without stealing anybody else's work -- I'm still not going to use it to generate any content nor would I willingly consume any content generated by others. 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Mr. Magorium will return in AVENGERS: EMPORIUMS OF FUTURE PAST 020
Reposted by JoeAdrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My modest proposal continues to be that if any artwork gets written off for tax purposes, that artwork immediately becomes public domain. The public bought it; we own it now. 5804311
Reposted by JoeMike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"Our Governor just signed legislation that protects children from accessing adult material online. This event mocks the very protections so many have fought for by exposing preschoolers to adult material that is not only inappropriate, but far beyond their level of cognitive development." The book: 9640186
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I wonder how many suburban dads are going to start blaming their shitty pool maintenance on antifa 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Give him eyes on the sides of his head where his ears are, you cowards 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I think we need to be on alert for some sort of natural disaster. The Waymos are always the first to know. They can sense it. 082
Reposted by JoeSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe. 16604011014969
Reposted by JoeMike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · 29/04/20261966-1999: SCOTUS rejects various challenges to VRA 2006: VRA reauthorized with 98-0 senate vote 2008: Obama elected 2013-2026: SCOTUS dismantles VRA 01079400
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I open up TruthSocial. Trump says Iran must meet his demands or "the shootin' starts". I shovel another fistful of dirt into my mouth. Shootin'. He drops his "g"s. Just like me, I think. My eyes go wide. "Hejzh djust lige me" I say, the soil spilling from the sides of my gaping mouth. 000
Reposted by JoeDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Troops whenever they're with Trump: [snickering like frat boys eager for the roofied jungle juice to start kicking in] The Troops Defenders: why would Trump do this to our brave baby boys 0416
Reposted by Joemaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The foundation of American fascism rests on three things: extreme bigotry, whining about other people's coffee orders, and saying "so much for global warming" whenever it's cold out 101117188
Reposted by JoeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/03/2026SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors. My report:thehandbasket.coPolice body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raidFootage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025. 10088683288
Reposted by JoeClaire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 04/03/2026[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran. 103992074492
Reposted by JoeLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Here's the thing I will continue saying every time this came up: Kamala Harris did not mention trans people in her campaign. She went out of her way to avoid it. She dodged every question on trans rights. And then she still lost. So what Newsom wants is *open hostility* to trans rights 493472935
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/02/2026The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is 19 years and 364 days ago 🙏🙏🙏 000
Reposted by JoePeter Aidan Byrne @peteraidanbyrne.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Schrodinger’s Left: simultaneously too fringe to make electoral demands, AND influential enough to blame for every electoral loss 319810
Reposted by JoeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/01/2026People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie 5298202530
Reposted by Joemega them @megathem.bsky.social · 23/01/2026"I stayed with the child. I cared for him. I took him to get something to eat and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. I did that, not his father." 19418
Reposted by JoeMaria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 18/01/2026This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i... 9642821294
Reposted by JoeDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in: 6157621784
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I know the expression "bald-faced liar" has a specific meaning and history, but it's just so much more fun to call JD Vance a pube-faced liar. 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 09/01/2026One of the more tedious tropes I see in online discourse from people I ostensibly agree about a lot of things with is when someone says something like "Man, Trump is such a(n) [x]", where "x" represents something that is bad and then somebody comes along and says "Hey, don't insult [x] like that!" 100
Reposted by Joedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/01/2026there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school 179130742340
Reposted by JoeBill Krause👊❄️👍 @wckrause.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Trump said the ICE goon was run over by the car and it was a miracle he survived. This is absolutely a lie. Call it a fucking lie 0375
Reposted by JoeJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 07/01/2026New: DHS is lying to you. At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis. Shots clearly fired while vehicle already turning away from the officer. But DHS lied. Trump lied. Noem lied. Even judges have catalogued DHS' serial lying www.404media.co/dhs-is-lying...404media.coDHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a WomanAt least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. 211439561
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Wanna hear the happiest six-word short story? "For Sale: Baby coffin. Never used." 040
Reposted by JoeChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States 1481462178
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 26/12/2025It's real nice that Harry says George Bailey is the richest man in town, even after he got his ear slapped by the druggist like that. 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The fish in the Riverbottom Nightmare Band basically brings the same vibes as the dancing guy in The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.media.tenor.coma man playing a guitar and singing into a microphone on stageAlt: a man playing a guitar and singing into a microphone on stage. A man who does not have an instrument and is not singing is dancing to ska music 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Jessica spooked @thesloppyboys.bsky.social and everybody at Commonwealth Comedy Club so hard with her twisted tale. If you play your cards right maybe you'll hear it one day...if you dare! 😱😱🌩🌩🌩 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Great night getting sloppy at Rumba Café with @thesloppyboys.bsky.social Excited for the next time you can make it to Columbus! Check them out on the rest of their tour! 000
Reposted by JoeLeigh Ann (tired girl autumn) @latognetti.bsky.social · 10/11/2025They were willing to hold out while SNAP recipients went hungry but the FAA starts cancelling flights and they cave 328223
Reposted by JoeMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 09/11/2025So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader 651290878
Reposted by JoeMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I wrote about why I can't sleep at night: the devaluation of so many things (critical thinking, creativity) I thought were paramount. lithub.com/when-we-deva...lithub.comWhen We Devalue Art (Books!) We Devalue the FutureWhen you’ve spent your whole adult life working in and around book publishing you get used to hearing that people don’t read anymore and that the industry is on its last legs. There is always a cri… 7516154
