Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 17hI'm so far removed from this type of scene that I thought you were joking until the last sentence. 3300
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil is usually depicted as an apple, but in reality it was a banana. And the serpent? A red eared slider.static.klipy.comRed-Eared Slider Turtle SwimmingAlt: Red-Eared Slider Turtle Swimming 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If they were actually paying people it would probably be a very in demand position. Calling Trump an asshole to his face is one of those "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" type deals. 131
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comRon Swanson: "Counter Offer."Alt: Ron Swanson sitting at a desk with his arms folded: "Counter Offer." 120
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson Writing Notes on CouchAlt: Homer Simpson Writing Notes on Couch 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSilicon Valley J HoleAlt: Stephen Tobolowsky as "Action" Jack Barker on a plane tarmac about to board saying "I'm on my way up to J-Hole, myself" 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSome Men Just Want To Watch The World BurnAlt: Michael Caine as Alfred in The Dark Knight saying "Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn" 051
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm going to feel silly if this is a fake and some ai just thought that Palestine and creatine would rhyme because it's a computer that doesn't know anything 230
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The best I can figure is maybe "fix yourself a protein shake", like "calm down about genocide and go get something to eat"? I associate creatine with those workout powders. 1120
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gov. Spanberger:static.klipy.comLegally Blonde Reese WitherspoonAlt: Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon "What, like it's hard?" 0203
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everett's gonna soak up those bullets like a friggin T-1000 180
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"The time to vote against the candidate who wants to restrict trans rights was during the primary when that candidate was proudly supporting trans rights!" Also the doublethink of "They need to temper their stance on this issue to attract right wing voters. Plus everybody knows he's lying anyway!" 120
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't even mind that much that he's orange. I just hate the fascist stuff. 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I was being cringey when I said God was nonbinary. Of course God has a gender. He has a race, too. It's white." 030
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't want to do the thing where I argue with a person I made up, but it has to be some of these folks, right? 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've been wondering lately how many of these people have also said "MAGA needs to understand that this isn't a difference of politics, it's a difference of morality. It's human rights, not zoning decisions", and then will also say that anger over backsliding on trans rights is a "purity test". 131
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People criticize media executives for not giving people what they want and only give them the same thing over and over, and now we're saying "What we want is for you to give us more of this old thing! We like it! It's comforting!" and they still can't figure it out. 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave ItyslAlt: I Think You Should Leave A man in a hat walks by a building where a line of rowdy men are drinking and shouting at him. One of the men lunges forward and tells him "We're gonna go nuts in there!" 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Maybe this turned out to be false, but I recall reading that ai was used to select targets in Iran, including the school that was bombed and all those children were murdered. I'd say the issue isn't so much how accurate it will be, it's that people's lives will be destroyed. 160
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They should check their skulls for any ridges that might indicate disloyalty. 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They could make an Ai that doesn't use any water, runs entirely on electricity from one solar panel, and was trained without stealing anybody else's work -- I'm still not going to use it to generate any content nor would I willingly consume any content generated by others. 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm sure they've harvested more than enough data from us to accurately do this 🫠 010
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Even the punchline of "We have no television" is creepy compared to, say, "Oh, we don't have a television". 0170
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You didn't even say "Ha ha it's funny that Milo got detained", which, even that I'm not sure rises to the level of praising ICE . You merely pointed out DHS social media behavior. 060
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My fellow Ohioans and I trying to install a government that doesn't suck shitstatic.klipy.comNot Everyone Knows How To Do Everything Im SorryAlt: A man in a car sticks his head out the window and yells "Not Everyone Knows How To Do Everything" 120
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I don't know much about the business of shipping, but it FEELS true that the thing that would give them pause is not the potential loss of life, but the financial risk of being uninsurable. 000
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"and what's with this polio vaccine? That hasn't been a problem in the US in decades" 070
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comNandor Fucking GuyAlt: Nandor the Relentless says "Fucking guy." and walks down the hall of his vampire mansion in disgust 080
Joe @jlevering.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I knew it was Biden all along!static.klipy.comItysl Character Says 'I'm Joking'Alt: A gentleman of a certain age sits at a restaurant table with his hands up defensively and says 'I'm Joking' 001
