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its not funny, i dont know why im laughing

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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we live in a meritocracy
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
social contagion, otherwise known as "knowledge"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"im stealing your money but if you let me steal even more of your money i promise to give you a little bit of your money back"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you're using the word "homosexual" to describe what is actually misogyny and/or toxic masculinity, you need to interrogate your inner homophobe.
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
un-parodyable "i gotta take a shit"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wrote "i feel pain" on a piece of paper and now every time i look at the piece of paper i wonder if the paper is being honest???!?!
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SS officers were even given high positions in post-war Germany. in 1977, Daimler-Benz board member Hans Martin Schleyer was kidnapped and killed. his memorial at Daimler-Benz was mandatory for employees. he was a known, unrepentant former SS officer. state honors for an anti-labor monster.
memorial for Schleyer at Daimler-Benz
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Personal morals are dead. We are an elite society where everything is permissible. These are Hitler's words."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quilters, immigrant rights advocates and an interfaith coalition unveiled the Stolen Neighbors Quilt at the Minnesota State Capitol on Tuesday to honor Minnesotans detained by federal immigration enforcement - and advocate on their behalf.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/09/2026
* A sidelight from another angle of the anti-intellectual movement of capitalism in decline is afforded by the following extract from the technical journal, The Illustrated Carpenter and Builder:
"Nowadays admission to many factories depends on passing 'intelligence tests.'... These tests are not always designed to select the most intelligent of applicants; for in a certain Continental factory the management admit that they use intelligence tests to eliminate the alert and intelligent among the applicants, because the work is so sub divided and mechanised that its monotony has the effect of turning intelligent workers into Communists."
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one time i rolled a grenade into a crowd and unfortunately it took actions i did not intend :(
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsom's daddy traipsed around with literal Nazis. Newsom vetoes protections for trans kids. Newsom's son is a fashy little creep! A whole family of right wing assholes!
For most of 1969 and 1970, Newsom traveled across Europe alongside former SS security service member Otto von Bolschwing who had been brought to the U.S. by the CIA under Operation Paperclip and appointed TCI's president by Getty due to his former Nazi intelligence connections and their value in obtaining defense technology contracts. Newsom referred to von Bolschwing as "suave", "plausible", and "world weary".[5]
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Newsom" is German for "Nazi collaborator"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one of the main projects of the Bush administration was to come up with new legal terms for "torture" so they could claim they werent "torturing" people they kidnapped from around the world, often for little or no reason. also he oversaw creation of the DHS/ICE.
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump's approval rating is 32 percent so HALF OF EVERYONE WHO APPROVES OF TRUMP'S CURRENT PERFORMANCE WOULDN'T MIND IF HE DROPPED DEAD
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gavin Newsom: murderer of the LA film industry
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
"money will become our emperor" - 11th century prophecy
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at this point the only possible answer is that the entire mainstream white house press corps has a public humiliation fetish
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you can take our freedom of speech, but you can't take our box seats for Hamilton!!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"All kids are made in the image of God. Except trans kids. Fuck them kids."
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't get high on your own supply.
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"brave" in the Queen's English = "violently transphobic"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
to make responding to comments easy, YouTube uses AI to generate three responses for you that you can just click on. system seems to be working great!
three blank boxes where AI-generated comment responses are supposed to be
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"conservative writer" is the one true participation trophy
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"counterterrorism" doesnt mean eliminating terrorism, it means responding to terror with even worse terror
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
do u think their goal was "good ratings" or to kill the concept of knowing things
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no
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Tribute to Ed Sheeran's Bravery Fundraiser T-shirt
"Ed Sheeran’s “I am not complicit.” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt. All proceeds from the sale of this shirt will be donated directly to Palestine Children's ...
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we invite you to loudly proclaim your desire not to get involved (all proceeds will be donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund)
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BRAG: Ed Sheeran was the only artist on the "DO NOT PLAY" list at my wedding
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: I AM NOT COMPLICIT, No Wrongdoing
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I am not complicit" I'm gonna say this all day
Ed Sheeran I am not complicit shirt
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this vital time in understanding propaganda and authoritarianism, a reminder that we have free copies of Copaganda for teachers, students, and anyone who sends books to people in prison. If you want copies, link is in next post! My grandma says the book is amazing.
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
firing all the men who fuck men but rushing to hire every yokel who fucks dogs
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
holding up truth to power so that power can strangle truth to death
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
after making love with my beautiful girlfriend she finally says "i love you" for the first time i can only respond: "sorry, i don't take sides."
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guy whose IQ has been lowered by constant ChatGPT use: "I have a high IQ, I'm a high value male"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
old_yeller_ending.gif
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the amount of shit that Resident Evil fans are giving Zach Cregger for not making a movie about Leon is *nothing* compared to the amount of shit Resident Evil fans would give Zach Cregger if he made a movie about Leon
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"chatGPT inflates its word count by adding a bunch of superfluous, unnecessary words and phrases" sweetie, have you ever HEARD a podcast???
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how is "there isn't a new Muppet thing coming out any time soon" news?
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
imagine if a candidate ran on "i will improve public transit so much, you will never see the phrase 'parking is bad, we encourage you rideshare' on a party invite ever again"
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my boyfriend should be pressured to stop cheating on me. he should do better. but he promises as soon as we get married all our problems will disappear because then he will be in a position to be pressured.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
cold war: COMMUNISTS WILL KILL US ALL!!! war on terror: THE MUSLIMS WILL KILL US ALL!!! that didn't work so: AI WILL KILL US ALL!!!
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
since RETVRN freaks think Odysseus was universally considered a hero in antiquity, here's a thread of the ways Odysseus is insulted in ancient Greek texts: "villainous fox" - Ajax, after Odysseus and the Atreidae rig an election about who gets to keep Achilles's armor (from "Ajax" by Sophocles)
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the bigger a white supremacist you are, the more ignorant you have to be of the history of white supremacy
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