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Ji'Shomara

@jishomara.bsky.social
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lurker, game-player, nothing fancy in the slightest

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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shhhhh you're gonna wake up mario kart world
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Ji'Shomara @jishomara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it happened again
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Ji'Shomara @jishomara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's just *too much*. Cut out the books, signs, laptop & cat, & leave the blinged-out dragon with a fantasy backdrop & it'd be 'fine' - a dragon with questionable anatomy & fashion sense. I half think part of the reason there's so much detail is to hide mistakes. Should have been drawn instead.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Jason Anarchy 🔜 Auckland Armageddon Booth C99 @jasonanarchy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Playtesting WHOLESOME ADVENTURE today, this grumpy dragon is in the game
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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Ji'Shomara @jishomara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This isn't another Beto (he was constantly behind in the polls in '18); there is a decent chance multiple state-wide offices go blue (some polls show Abbot *losing* when he's won all his previous races by 10+, lt gov race tied); so I don't think it would be 'here's the singular candidate to emulate'
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Ji'Shomara @jishomara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paxton being as corrupt as he was (he got impeached by the GOP-held Texas House, a sign of a fracture within the party) doesn't help. Add in GOP candidates so extreme it's making *Karl Rove* vote blue in those races, in a national environment like this, it makes the conditions for blue Texas.
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Ji'Shomara @jishomara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the past decade, a couple of billionaires went about making the TXGOP more fundamentalist. It reached a head this year with school vouchers (a state senate seat near Ft. Worth went from Trump +17 to Dem +17 because of this), data centers, the re-illegalization of weed, that sort of thing.
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Ji'Shomara @jishomara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the story of how Texas goes blue this year (should it happen) would be more of a story of the GOP *losing* it rather than the Dems winning it. Some backstory: There's been a sort of uneasy alliance between the business wing and the fundamentalist wing of the TX GOP for years.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
New poll in Texas has Hinojosa up on Abbott by 49-45 and you can quote me on this: holy fucking shit. sri.siena.edu/2026/09/17/h... Just a snapshot, things can change! Polling average has Abbott just +3. But +3 is itself a holy shit number, too.
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Hinojosa Now Leads Abbott by 4 Points; Talarico Widens Lead to 6 Points – Siena Research Institute
© 2026 Siena Research Institute. All Rights Reserved.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: Judge Dennis Saylor (GWBush/MA) temporarily blocks Trump admin drive to impose a 4-year limit on student visas now issued for length of study. Calls the rationale for the new rule "exceptionally weak." Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14/09/2026
every day i learn about new types of guy
Today at 6:53 PM
@ludepall.bsky.social
 has added you to the "User does not post werewolf tatas!" moderation list

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 01/09/2026
i've been laughing for ten minutes
old tweet:

me: so when will i actually receive the shark

loan shark: what
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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The Loch Ness blogster @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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emi !!! ☀️ @ishbard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
saw this post and had to make it about my very good friend wuk lamat
doodle of wuk lamat saying "NEVER say that again. You are NOT nothingburger, god damn it. You're everythingburger to me, WITH a side of fries."
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 18/08/2026
You know what tool was used and people didn't care about the watermark?
Unregistered hypercam 2
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Overheard while the kiddo is watching her father play #FFXIV Kiddo: What is THAT?! Dad: Mechanics! Kiddo: Aw man, I sure don't like mechanics! Dad: Most DPS don't!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
New Solid Snake movie looking good
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stop breaking yourself into bite-sized pieces. Stay whole and let them choke. Says Skeletor knowing one of you degenerates will make this gross but whatever.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Knightmer. ♱ @knightmer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is a thank you gift for Kaebora on Ko-Fi. 🖤
This is an illustration depicting a female Hrothgar (character specie from Final Fantasy XIV). The character grey with orange stripes, long hair into a ponytail, they are looking away from the viewer, wearing a green cap, green sweater over their shoulders, a red belt, and accessories. They are also wearing glasses on one version.This is an illustration depicting a female Hrothgar (character specie from Final Fantasy XIV). The character grey with orange stripes, long hair into a ponytail, they are looking away from the viewer, wearing a green cap, green sweater over their shoulders, a red belt, and accessories. They are also wearing glasses on one version.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 17/02/2025
he looks so GOOFY 😭
red xiii ridin a chocobo
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/07/2026
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 27/07/2026
How powerful is that sword? Scroll to the end to see for yourself!
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Franki @franki23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This one speaks to me
A yellow and black warning sign with two icons of a running human crossed out in red and a walking human circled in green. Text reads 

Don't chase your dreams!
​Humans are persistence hunters.
​Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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