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Morvelaira

@morvelaira.bsky.social
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Old Minecraft and FFXIV livestreamer. Will not shut up about my kid.

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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just looked at the box of tissues next to me, and there is a meme on the side of it. "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!" ... I don't know how to feel about it.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how you know it's a grade school and not a high school.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This... is surprisingly my jam. I like et.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This list is also clearly having a blind spot. Bluey is not on here. I'm not saying it's the best TV ever, but as a mom who knows it inside and out because small child, it deserves to be on here somewhere.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't mind me, getting called out on a random Thursday night.
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Liza Miller's Surprised 'Wow, Okay'
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
REAP NOW THE HARVEST! A.K.A. I grew a plant and it didn't die. More tomatoes coming, too.
A freshly picked Amish paste variety tomato
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not only did I get myself together enough to go to COSTCO today, but I won that game of COSTCO even. (Winning COSTCO means I got in and out in under an hour, and paid less than $100.)
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Invader Zim's GIR: Praise Me!
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They're doing this 'most influential person on bluesky' poll thing. I'm nowhere near the list, nor do I want to be. But I do regularly get favorites from people in the top 25 when I rarely respond to them. I'm going to take that as evidence that I am charming and witty.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I took that little dialect quiz. 40 years living on the west coast, since before I could talk, and I still cannot escape the Florida my mother instilled into me.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me: Are you all done with dinner? 7yo: Yes, I'm full. Me: Even though chocolate ice cream is coming? 7yo: ... 7yo: *opens fan* SURPRISE!!
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Distraction Oh Look
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Look, I was already upset at the loss of Dolly, and Curry and Optimus Prime just before my birthday, and now I hear thieves have taken bronze age treasure out of a museum in Spain just for the gold? BRONZE AGE Seriously!
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Seriously
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would agree to this.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me, as a fiber arts person: This is just a frame loom.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Since it's going around today for some reason, have one of my favorite jokes: Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Engineer: The glass is precisely twice as large as it needs to be.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't have enough context to know if I should say, "I was a spreadsheet person before it was cool" or not.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You might be my age old if you immediately heard, "TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" in your head.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Firstly, Mood. Secondly, I would love a pattern for this...
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why, thank you, @mcstronghuge.bsky.social The kiddo is doing numbers on the bluesky tonight because of your repost, and she is excited even as she has no idea what that means.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Overheard while the kiddo is watching her father play #FFXIV Kiddo: What is THAT?! Dad: Mechanics! Kiddo: Aw man, I sure don't like mechanics! Dad: Most DPS don't!
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For once YouTube served me something of true interest: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2lZ...
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Ledgerbound - Official Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Indie Games Hub
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Look. My father, before he passed, was an engineer at Boeing who worked extenstively on the 777. This made me ugly laugh, and it would have made him laugh too.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Before mechanization, before seafaring, the entire English economy lived and died by textile production. Henry VIII became one of the wealthiest monarchs ever at that time by the dissolution of the monastaries - which were so wealthy because they WERE the English textile industry.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
First lost tooth! Finally! The dang thing only wiggled for nearly six months.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whelp. Here is another day where I now will be morbidly attached to news posts. Spokane, WA is burning, and burning fast. The evacuation orders have gotten into some deep surburbia. That's not where I'm at, but there's family there.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anyone who knows me and the livestreams of my days gone by will know - I'm going to SLAY at the new Gold Saucer game in #FFXIV
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have seen "The Odyssey" now. As someone really familiar with that cycle of tales because TRAUMA, I can say it was quite well done. I can also say Nolan's choice to have the dialogue be in plain English means this will be the definitive version shown in 101 classes for decades to come at least.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
... really disturbing to be reading the article about yet another officer-related murder, only to have a cop come up my residential street with no siren but lights flashing while I'm reading the article.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NEEDLEWORK, GO! Between this and the trailer for FFXIV Evercold, fiber arts be winning, yo.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026
give these men complimentary tickets immediately
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As someone descended from the old New York Jewish population... Yeah. Yeah, he got it.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know there's a huge amount of history when it comes to the Falklands War, but the only thing I can think of when it comes up is Robin William's impression of Margaret Thatcher.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This does not look like it lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
... At least it's not August? Still, I expect lobsters to begin circulating in the World Cup memes soon.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is either the worst, or the best thing on the planet, and it all comes down to the execution.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Last year, my child was afraid of the fireworks on July 4th. This year, is enthusiastically standing at our window, watching them all, asking about how the explosions work, and yelling, "Happy Birthday, 'Merica!" I don't know why she changed, but it's cute.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My child's new favorite word: Poutine. Not because of the food. But because she's pronouncing it "Poot-tine". Seven year olds and fart jokes, y'all.
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Resitas Laughing Meme
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Repost if you can hear this image blaring
Photo of Microsoft's 3D Pinball Space Cadet
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love this. Entirely too much.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
... Does it take 140 years to make this, too? lego.com/en-us/product/sagrada-familia-21065
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Sagrada Família 21065 | Architecture | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
Office decor meets a love of iconic religious architecture
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Kefka is definitely a posterboy for the unexpected, instant, but inevitable turn from gay pride to gay wrath.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My 7 yo: I need three kisses! Two is not enough! Five is not right! Me: ... I trained her in Monty Python without even showing her the movie. :D
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Bill And Ted: Whoa! Most Excellent!
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have been informed by my daughter that I need to rest, because I can't knit good when I'm sick, and she can't play with my row counter if I'm not knitting.
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Spock: A Dazzling Display of Logic
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That specific feeling of frustration when a creative project isn't quite going the way you want it to.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have come to the realization that, this year, my little sister would have turned 40 years old if she were still here with us. She died 24 years ago at the age of 16. She has been dead half again as long as she ever lived. Have some morbid math that I also have no idea what to do about.
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Benedict Cumberbatch: 'Feels' Moment
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
1. I planted some tomato starts today, yay me 2. I experienced a moment where I ran away from it because I realized a spider was next to me. ... I'm too old to be a 'Little Miss' anymore, so does this make me a 'Big Mama Muffet'?
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Quinn Daedal @quinnanya.me · 17/05/2026
For my fellow practitioners of the stabbing crafts #DHmakes
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This entire thread is for @scotsmanuk.bsky.social
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well, uh, this is freaking gorgeous.
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Morvelaira @morvelaira.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I had reason this morning to give my 7yo a very basic explanation of what the stock market it. Her takeaway? "People need to be very careful with their monies, so they don't break them on the ground." By jove, I think she's got it.
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a man with a mustache is laughing in front of a pink background .
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