Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the 16yo said he thought it was snowing, I said it's too early for snow unless you're in Buffalo, and now both he and the 10yo are harassing me with infinite troll questions about wings and upstate NY and they followed me into the other room to needle me 100
Reposted by JiffyDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 257183424847
Reposted by JiffyMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10794813610
Reposted by JiffyDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike McCarthy going to pull up some Minecraft at halftime 338122
Reposted by JiffyMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122272049
Reposted by JiffyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472339243
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I keep thinking about how good Coyote Vs Acme was. You can tell it was made by people who really loved the source material. 020
Reposted by JiffyZylos @zylos-the-core.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The only way I know how to discourage this kind of behavior is to publicly name and shame. 111
Reposted by JiffyAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542341628
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026channeling me some jovi (who baleeted their account? I nominate @prinxe.bsky.social as tagging proxy then I guess) and streaming a fresh run of some cowboy game youtube is on a timer before I can stream there so onward to twitch I guess twitch.tv/jiffypop42 021
Reposted by Jiffydemon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 21/09/2026"streaming is cable now" gang, cable was $40/mo. you are paying a minimum of $15 PER CHANNEL. this is not cable. this is fucking extortion. stop the bullshit false equivalence. thanks. 15711222
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@regretagarbo.rip the Raiders are 2-0 and only need one more win over the next 15 games to match last year's win total as a fellow Pete Carroll hater, I thought this might bring you some joy 000
Reposted by JiffyThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 69129192820
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just thought of a cursed meal: spaghetti with barbeque sauce 000
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026cc @prinxe.bsky.social who I think of every time I see this shitty little bed 000
Reposted by JiffyScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331814491
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026second batter, first pitch fastball right over the middle of the plate, 418 feet into right field, 1-0 Rangers welcome to Mariner baseball 000
Reposted by JiffyRavenous @weareravenous.com · 08/09/2026After negotiations for a contract have stalled, Starbucks Workers United is officially calling for a boycott.buff.lyThe Starbucks Boycott Heats UpAfter negotiations for a contract have stalled, Starbucks Workers United is officially calling for a boycott. 011553
Reposted by JiffyKerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Almost let the day pass without posting this one! 104534851
Reposted by JiffyBaseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 02/09/2026Happy Dave Stieb No-Hitter Day to all who celebrate—including @jonbois.bsky.social 🫡 641670
Reposted by JiffyThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’ theonion.com/fed-up-rockstar-cancel… 331599303
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am going to be on the east coast in a few weeks for Magic and I might try to see family, idk if I'll have enough time but you bet your ass I'm going to my favorite food places gonna get a hot dog and a real cheesesteak and an actual slice of pizza and wawa hell heah 120
Reposted by JiffyFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs: My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission. 1936981033
Reposted by Jiffysnackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you STOLE sexy lifting drinks 062
Reposted by Jiffyamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136412125
Reposted by JiffyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater 13690061409
Reposted by JiffyOut of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026 1248732603
Reposted by JiffyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2023The Bridge Over Jamiroquai 261284232
Reposted by JiffyThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026‘Same Great Taste’ Caveat Mitigates Trauma Of Snack’s New Look theonion.com/same-great-taste-cavea… 776773
Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026@regretagarbo.rip did you take your favorite knife out of your purse 100
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