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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. he/him

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 22h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Digger is down to one showing at night
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
walter the white
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
also I just realized that Digger is flopping so hard that they put this on in its place lmaoooo
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TOTALLY NORMAL PERSON BEHAVIOR
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I saw this last week! It seemed to be about a lot of non-concrete things
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean honestly what can you do but laugh
win probability chart showing the Eagles having a 99.9% win expectation with eight seconds left in a game they lost
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
brb writing the Lost in Translation 2 outline
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's not a fight if it's just you beating their ass, then it's assault
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's important to have priorities
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't bury the lede, what board game???
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ivan Drago from Rocky IV
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 10/10/2026
Space's placement ahead of healthcare on this very Bluesky reply is really sending me
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you could pretend it's seasickness and you're method reading
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/10/2026
i'd like to report a serial killer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cowards
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAPPY HARRY'S
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why are the name and numbers on the front
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
didn't know Wendy's got in the immunization game, nice
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
on what
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TO WIN THE NFC EAST Mina -145 Lenny -700
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay fine. I will win the NFC East.
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me when someone asks what I've been doing to try and lose weight
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you're such a size queen smh
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how have you not read this, whales is like your whole vibe
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my guy you had ONE JOB
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the walk there or back?
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
birthday cake soda??? I mean I don't get the Texas vibes but gross
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@irulesubsdrool.bsky.social hey look you made the news
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he'll punch you AND your enemies in the jaw? an intriguing notion
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a tale as old as time
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
was the nap intentional or was it a "I'm just gonna rest here for a bit" lie we tell ourselves
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you live in the dark version of sleepless in seattle and bsky is your call-in show
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lmaooooooo
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
their driver's ed class
photo of Crazy Taxi arcade machine
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what's the chicken replacement? tofu?
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sounds like a party
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
banger of a coma soundtrack
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rating: unacceptable [said in eastern European accent]
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we are so back fucking
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is my sense of humor distilled
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
still thinking about Coyote Vs. Acme
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
with radiation it's hard not to!
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
isn't that kind of your thing??? I'd hate to bite your style
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IT'S BASICALLY CANADA WHO CARES
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Jiffy @jiffypop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pretty sure ojai is going to murder you sooner or later anyway
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