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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 23h
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For @aftermath.site: I had a borderline religious experience playing Titanfall 2 VR, a fantastic and still improving conversion of an already perfect game. It is one of the most moving single experiences I've had in VR since Half-Life: Alyx
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even with everything else going on in this game the only thing i care about is saving the taxi girl. Mila I will get you out of here i swear to god
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vibrating out of my skin. My cars registration is going to be voided because i preemptively transfered my ins back to PA but the work i need done on the house before i can move in hasnt even started
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the highest crimes humanity has ever committed
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dont think everything that someone has ever written or made should be nuked from orbit because you know theyre a bad person i do think you should put a big disclaimer at the front that says "this writer is a bad person"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day i think about how the PS3 would turn on at a predetermined time everynight update your games and then turn back off. They just never did that again? Nobody? Thats lost technology?
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to be playing Control Resonant but i am forced to work for a living
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ALL IS FORGIVEN
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 20/09/2026
no, fuck that. it has to be public, you have to loudly make it known that this is unacceptable. not that constituent calls can't do anything, but it's so easy to ignore some calls and emails.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 18/09/2026
Finding out that Remedy abandoned Jesse for Dylan in the Control sequel is the funniest fucking unforced error ever. Like going into that pitch meeting all, "We don't want all these LESBIANS saying we made the GOTY again!"
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got the quote for the work that i need done on my house today too so hope the next person in line enjoys their steam machine
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My steam machine reservation is available but i dont think i can logistically make buying the steam machine work now. I have 2 days to try and make the numbers work but i just dont think its possible
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey why is no one talking about the licensing situation with this A24/SCP thing? are they releasing it under the same cc-by-sa license every SCP project is required to have? are they betting creative commons won't hold up in court? seems like the kind of question a journalist should look into idk
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SCP Foundation Movie Coming To Theaters In 2027 With A24 Distributing
An SCP Foundation movie is coming to theaters in 2027 via A24. Spooky Pictures and Image Nation Studios announced the project earlier this year.
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Columbo Peter Falk
Alt: Columbo Peter Falk pointing in one direction turning to point in another before raising a finger to his lip in thought
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 02/09/2026
Just spotted that Titanium Court is half price. Very weird, very smart, very funny hybrid match 3 strategy roguelite autobattler. It is also a modern retelling of A Midsummer Night's Dream, where your magical private helicopter can be chased around the magical battlefield by rabid magical papparazi
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Save 50% on Titanium Court on Steam
A critically-acclaimed surreal masterpiece. This is how AP Thomson would describe Titanium Court if not for the curse he bears as punishment for his hubris. Instead he can only use the crudest of term...
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was crazy refreshing to watch
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hermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 02/09/2026
Lanterns discourse is really popping off. But I think it's really unfortunate that people keep blaming Geoff Johns for John Stewart's military history and Tom King for locking it in. It wasn't either of them. It was Bruce Timm who said a civil rights activist was irrelevant and made him military.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 01/09/2026
You can't own a video game because other people also own video games, Sony argues in court filing aftermath.site/sony-court-dig...
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is something kind of bleakly funny about how much time and ink was spilled about how we'd moved past the GWOT and Forever Wars and come to terms with our mistakes and entered a new phase of politics and then every time a Muslim shows appears on TV the media snaps back to 2003 instantly.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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bridge-IT'S ALIVE! 🦇 @bridget.party · 17/02/2026
Wow Signal
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 21,1947
P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND CARRYING HER UMBRELLA, SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT SLUGGO 
NANCY: SLUGGO IS GETTING SO LAZY LATELY---I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM
P2- SLUGGO IS RESTING AGAINST A LARGE ROCK WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN 
P3- NANCY WITH HER OPEN UMBRELLA IS WALKING TOWARDS SLUGGO
P4- SLUGGO NOTICED NANCY COMING TOWARDS HIM, HE DOESN’T GET UP, BUT CONTINUES TO LAY AGAINST THE ROCK IN THE POURING RAIN
SLUGGO: Y'KNOW, NANCY --- DIS IS TH' KIND OF WEATHER MAKES A FELLER WISH
HE WAS INSIDE
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Flip Satan @teawithphil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A perfect headline.
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
English classes should teach puzzles and Occams razor and shit i feel like there are way too many people who just dont have the ability to logic something out
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I didnt want to join the fighting today but apparently youre not a leftist if you dont belive that sending people fines in the mail a week after they speed is an effective way to decrease speeding. Isnt that fun? Who knew
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ARZER🔞 @arzergex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thanks to 0trebot for the inspiration #spiderman #trans #fanart
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/08/2026
Opt Out settings should be illegal.
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natalie watson @nataliewatson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
PRECOGNITION is the craziest fucking thing we've ever made and i'm not kidding store.steampowered.com/app/2771630/...
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Project C██████ on Steam
After receiving an experimental implant, Diana gains the ability to see her own future. Use her precognition to navigate kaleidoscopic possibilities and change the world for the better… or for the wor...
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Young Link holding Majora’s Mask and a sword against the backdrop of all the wearable masks in Majora’s Mask
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/08/2026
Trans men used the bathroom they were required to use in Kansas under their new incredibly severe statewide bathroom ban. As a result, the police were called on them. They call themselves the Kansas Compliance Crew. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Police Called on Trans Men Using Women's Restroom As Required By Kansas Law
“As a trans man, I have the immense privilege of blending in. But these laws force me to choose between safety and obeying the law.”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kay Nielsen - "Young woman embracing a thorn bush" (c. 1913)
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Drawing of a man.
A drawing of a man who is Columbo.
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I told my mom before you talked to the teacher and my mom wrote this note saying the teacher doesnt need to punish us because she already did it
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Consumers buy cheaper and lower quality goods not out of preference but out of necessity. Theres not a single person i know whos reason for buying the cheap shit is "i just like it more" everybody knows the expensive stuff is better they just cant afford it
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 01/08/2026
The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
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YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Content
YouTube told ASMR artists including Bunnii, Slight Sounds, Rose, and others that their content broke the platform's sex and nudity policy. Creators say these bans are unfair and potentially life-alter...
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
YT spox told me they want to be clear on why creators were banned. it's the links out to other site that contain "sexually gratifying" content, not their content ON YOUTUBE. I had some follow up questions:
 Is it fair to say that users cannot have a Youtube channel if they also have 18+ fansites that they advertise elsewhere? How many clicks does one need to be removed from Youtube to be able to have an adult fansite that's unrelated to their Youtube channel?  Did a human at Youtube look at these creators' Instagram accounts, for example, and decide they were "sexually gratifying?" These are some of the questions creators are asking.
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<3 @hellavarawr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
perpetua spoilers
spoiler for perpetua 45 of friends at the table. edit of a meme comic, first panel has antistrophe bursting with red energy, with spiky speech bubbles saying “WHAT IS THSI..” and another saying “UAAAAAAGHHHHHHH! I CAN FEEL THE POWER OVERFLOWING!”

Second panel is Jonathan and Uncle Nicky, with Jonathan saying “That’s scary…” and Nicky sayjf “I don’t know…”
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Steve Ly @notstevely.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy 10 years of Shin Godzilla !
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Havent had time to research a vpn not owned by a pos because im buying a house but i really gotta replace mullvad soon
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fetterman could run unopposed in the next race and he'd still lose
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A beautiful rat eating a succulent cheese meal at a small table. Theres a fake fireplace behing him and skis leaning on the wall
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jharkins @jharkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Get shakira back out here
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KokoArt @kokokoart.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Domesticated and well trained🥰 #hellsing
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